"FIRE!"
Out of nowhere many blue water balloons came flying at Sakura.
"What the hell!" she shouted, why'll running in random directions dodging all the water balloons.
"Darn it I missed! It's up to you now ponykiller! (Wtf?)"
Right in front of Sakura jumped out a male at least a foot taller than her, with blond hair pulled back into a ponytail, and blue eyes. They stood there staring at each other for awhile, (queue tumbleweed!) and glared each other down. The boy smirked, pulled his hand back, and threw a large yellow water balloon straight at Sakura, hitting her square in the face!
"Haha, Kisame I did it, un!" the boy shouted, pointing a finger at Sakura, laughing hysterically. Out of the corner came a blue-skinned guy with sharp teeth. The guy named Kisame joined in with his friend's laughter. Sakura stood there completely stunned…and wet. Why, those bastards!
Sakura was fuming…literally; you could see the steam coming out of her ears!
"SAKUKICK!" Sakura shouted kicking the blue skinned guy in the stomach.
"AAH! Kisame, un!"
Sakura turned to the blond-haired guy, who was waving a fan in front of the Kisame guys face.
"Kisame don't die on me, un!" He turned to Sakura an evil glare on his face, "WHY YOU LITTLE…" the guy stared at Sakura for 10 seconds, and then blood came squirting out his nose. Sakura looked down to see that the water from the water balloon had soaked through her pale pink shirt, showing her lacy bra. She could feel the heat quickly travel up her face, as she crossed her arms, and fell to her knees. Oh, the humiliation! She thought, when she felt something warm cover her body. She looked up to see the boy covering her with a towel, then picking her up bridal style, he ran to the nurses office. Is he…helping me? She thought, when they arrived to the Nurses office. He quickly set her down, rummaged through a rack in the Nurses closet, pulled out a new uniform, threw it to Sakura, and moved the blinds over the bed so she could get dressed. When she finished, and had poked her head out, she saw him sitting there staring at his nails.
"Err…thanks…" she said. The guy looked up and smirked, "no problem lacy pink head, un" He winked.
"YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" Sakura shouted, kicking his chair out from under him.
"Hey, I'm not perverted, un!"
"Then what's with the nose-bleed!?" she shouted. The guy blinked, and quickly rubbed his nose, "What nose-bleed, un?" There was a large blood smearing across his face. (XD) Sakura couldn't help it; she started laughing, while clutching her sides.
"Y-You Idiot!" she said in between laughter. An evil glint went through his eyes, as he smirked and pushed her to the wall, making her gasp out in surprise. (The blood stain is still on his face lol)
"I'm really that funny, un?" he said bending his face down close to hers. Sakura looked at him wide-eyed as he bent down and stole her first kiss! Sakura froze, and then sent her knee right to his…you knows what. The boy fell to the floor wincing, and groaned out in pain.
"Wow pinky do you have a knee, un!"
"My name isn't Pinky, it's Sakura!"
"Pinky, un"
"Sakura!"
"Pinky, un"
"Say my name before I open up a can of Whoop Ass on you, you perverted bastard!" she shouted placing her foot on top of his head. Thus, giving him a nice view, causing another nose-bleed. "Fine, but only if you say MY name, un"
"Fine, what's your name?"
"Deidara, un"
"Deidaraun?"
"No! Deidara, un."
"That's what I said, Deidaraun"
"NO! JUST DEIDARA, UN!"
"I SAID DEIDARAUN!"
Deidara twitched, "Just Deidara…………un". Sakura blinked, "Oh, Deidara is your name…"
"Now say MY name" she said putting more weight on his head. He smirked, grabbed her foot, stood up, and pushed her to the wall again.
"Ok, Sa-kur-a, un" he breathed huskily into her ear. He grabbed her knee as she sent it flying up again.
"Oh no Sakura, we can't have that little incident happen again, now can we? You're all mine now, un"
Then, out of nowhere a piece of sushi hit Deidara right in the face, causing him to back up from Sakura. She looked over to where the sushi came from, and saw…Lee in the window…still in his batman costume…with a bag of sushi in his hand.(--') Batman theme music came on as Lee picked up another piece of sushi to throw at Deidara again. Everything went in slow motion as the sushi flew in the air right towards Deidara. Out of nowhere, Kisame flew and ate the sushi. And, he was wearing…a joker costume, with white paint smeared all over his blue skin. Lee gasped out as Kisame threw…a stack of cards at him. (…ok…)
"No!!!! A paper cut! My only weakness!" Lee shouted out in despair. Kisame laughed evilly, as Deidara and Sakura crept out the door slowly, freaked out by all the randomness.
Me: O.o
Sakura: O.o
Me: -gets into batgirl costume and does the macarena-
Sakura: Err...Please Read and Review...