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Sakura: -applause-

"Um…let's pretend that never happened, un" said Deidara scratching the back of his head awkwardly. Sakura nodded, paused for a second, and then kneed him in the area again.

"That's for stealing my first kiss you perverted bastard!"

Deidara fell to the floor again as water came to his eyes.

"How was I supposed to know that was your first kiss?! Great, now I can't feel anymore!"

Sakura snickered evilly in victory as Kisame came running out, kneeling down to Deidara.

"Deidara! Speak to me! What has that wench done to you!" he said while crying anime tears. He turned to Sakura, "You need to learn to never knee people where the sun don't shine!"

"Ah zip it fish face"

Evil music came in the background as a dark aura surrounded Kisame. Deidara looked at him in horror and ran back into the Nurses room where Lee was tied up.

"What did you call me bitch?" he said while slowly walking towards her. Deidara came running out and swung a piece of batlee's sushi of death in front of his face.

"Hey Kisame look what I have here, un!"

Kisame grew a dog tail and bent down begging for it while barking. Deidara threw it into his mouth and turned to Sakura as Kisame ate it greedily.

"Warning numero uno, NEVER call Kisame a fish face, un!" Sakura blinked twice.

"Fine sheman"

Deidara twitched, shook his head, through another yellow water balloon at her, then ran off in the opposite direction. Sakura stared as he ran off, then ran noticing she was late for her first class, Gym with Gai-sensei .

When she arrived the first thing she noticed was a larger version of the creepy guy Lee, just that he was in…A BATGIRL COSTUME. (-shudder-) Sakura, after being scarred for life, ran to the lockers rooms, got dressed in her leg revealing gym clothes, and ran to where Ino was waving.

"Hey Sakura! Looks like we have this class together!"

"Yeah, I guess we…"

"OMG Temari is trying to flirt with Shikamaru!" she shouted, interrupting her again, why'll running off.

"…do"

Sakura sweatdropped then felt she was being stared at, so she slowly turned to Deidara looking at her, practically drooling. She flipped him off, then turned to the teacher as he announced they would be doing gymnastics.

"Why youthful new student over there! Why not show us an example of gymnastics!"

"Err…ok…"

Sakura went in front of the entire gym, then let her body fall down into a very painful split, causing Sakura to grunt a little.

"OMG!!! SENSAI DEIDARA PASSED OUT!"

Everyone turned to see Deidara laying on the ground in a pool of blood from his nose. Sakura stood up again, walked over to where everyone was crowded, and watched as Gai-sensei carried him to the Nurses office. Huh, I wonder what that was about…she thought while packing everything up and getting ready for her next class.

When she arrived, and had sat down, she started feeling someone staring at her again. When she turned she was looking straight back into onyx eyes, that seemed to be looking at her in a maniac/emo/suicider/rapist/creepy way. When he saw he had gotten her attention her smirked, an ran in slow motion towards her like the girls in Baywatch, every once in awhile swishing his hair back and forth. Sakura sat there patiently, waiting a good 10 minutes, when he finally made it to her, bent down, and…

Me: ooo what'll happen???

Sakura: Baywatch?

Me: Darn would I like to see Deidara do that...

Sakura: -sigh- Please Read and Review