Me: People, I'm going to try and write 2 chapters on the weekends! (Only if I have the time)

Sakura: Your work to hard...

Me: Why thank you!

Sakura:...at being a bitch

Me: grrr tricked again...Oh! And sadly I don't own Naruto!

Once Deidara had walked out the door, he quickly turned the corner and put his back to the wall. He raised a hand to his chest, and noticed how fast his heart was beating and that his face was still flushed.

"Wow that was a close one, un"

Now, back with Sakura, when she had finally made it home and ran upstairs to her room she found the most scariest thing ever. Someone had cleaned her room!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" whack.

Sakura's mom had ran up the stairs after hearing her daughter scream, seeing she wasn't in trouble she had whacked her across the head with the spatula of doom.

"Ow…mom you know someday I could report to the police about you abusing me!" whack

"DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS! Anyway, do your homework and get dressed nicely, were going to meet out next door neighbors." Said her mom quickly scurrying out her room and shutting the door behind her. Sakura sighed, then put on a minidress with black and hot pink stripes that had a hot pink skull in the middle wearing a black bow, tied her long hair into a long high ponytail, then put on her large black biker boots.

"Haha she'll freak out when she sees me in this!" she said laughing maniacally.

She quickly ran down stairs, surprising her mom with her outfit earning another whack, then walked next to her to the neighbors' house.

When they arrived, Sakura's mom knocked on the door then stood back waiting patiently for them to answer. What Sakura didn't expect was to see Deidara open the door, with nothing but baggy pants on. (-Drool-)

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!" Sakura shouted pointing her finger in his face.

"I live here, un" he said pushing her finger away, causing it to move over his masculine chest. She could feel the heat rise to her cheeks. Wow who knew he was so fit! Shouted inner Sakura. Deidara raised an eyebrow, then turned his head to her mom, then smiled politely.

"Hello, I'm Deidara you must be the new neighbors, un" he took Sakura's mom's hand and kissed the top of it. She blushed scarlet.

"What a pleasure it is to meet you" she said hiding her blushing face with her other hand.

"Pleasure's all mine, I see where Sakura gets her beauty from, un"

Hearts were currently floating around her head.

"GET YOUR PERVERTED HANDS OFF MY MOM!!" whack

"SAKURA THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT SUCH A KIND GENTLEMAN!"

"But…"

"NO BUTS!" she shouted curtly walking inside the house leaving Sakura and Deidara alone.

"Yuck, I had to kiss that hags hand, un" said Deidara spitting on the ground. Sakura glared daggers at him. She poked his chest.

"You…" she was struggling to keep her eyes on his, but it was kind of hard when there was such a body in front of her. He smirked, then lifted her chin gazing deeply into her eyes.

"You likey, un?"

She gulped hard, while her entire face blushed a dark red.

"No! I'm…just surprised…"

"Hey! Throwing water balloons takes a lot of upper body strength, un!"

She scoffed, then stop as she noticed he was quickly bending his head down.

"Hey! What are you…?"

He silenced her protests by placing his lips firmly on hers, why'll still holding her chin.

"SAKUPUNCH!"

She shouted after the shock, then hit him square in the jaw. She walked slowly toward him with a dark aura surrounding her.

"YOU SHALL PAY!"

After about 5 minutes of waiting for her daughter to come in she walked out in the hall to see Sakura on top of Deidara's back, kneeing him in the side with her heel to make him move.

"Move slave!" she shouted quickly muzzling him.

"Slave, un...?"

Blood came squirting out his nose, as he passed out on the ground after witnessing such dirty thoughts.

"YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!"

Me: Yay another kiss scene!

Sakura: -shudder- Why did you make that perverted bastard kiss me again?

Me: Oh don't worry, farther into the story you'll kiss him back, AND it will be detailed. ;)

Sakura: O.O How could I like kissing him!

Me: You'll see...but for now NO MORE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: My ear is bleeding...thanks...Please Read and Review!