Me: Thanks everyone for the positive reviews! It makes me happy to know that people appreciate my random work. -cries anime tears-
Sakura: Why people?! Why do you have to encourage her!
Me: Cause their coolio
Sakura: Coolio?...-sigh-...This dimwit does not own Naruto.
Whack
"SAKURA, YOU KICKED HIM SO HARD THAT YOU ACTUALLY MADE HIM BLEED!!" Sakura's mom shouted. Our mom is an idiot isn't she… inner sacra stated.
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME AN IDIOT YOUNG LADY!" whack
Holy fuck, she's a mind reader…
"DON'T SWEAR!" whack
I'll just shut up now…
"Thank you!" shouted Sakura, rubbing her aching head.
"Mmm…Sakura's panties, un…" Deidara mumbled, drooling all over the floor. Sakura grabbed her mothers' spatula and whacked him over the head with it.
"Ow, un!" he shouted, waking up at the feel of pain.
After a couple hours of shouting and whacking, they all sat down in the living room, and Deidara got tome tea.
"So, what's brings you ladies here, un?" Deidara asked, while taking a sip.
"Oh! We are your new neighbors that moved in next door!" Sakura's mom clapped excitedly. He spat out his tea, spraying it all over Sakura.
"Oh, so YOU'RE THE new neighbors, un"
"Yes! AND I'll bring over a batch of fresh cookies every week for you!"
He spat his tea out on Sakura again, causing her to twitch angrily.
"Well, that would be great, un!"
"You're doing that on purpose aren't you, you annoying perverted bastard…"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, un" he said while setting his tea down carefully.
"Oh! And, I'll make sure Sakura comes to visit you every weekend!"
This time, Sakura spat out all her tea on Deidara, with a horrified expression on her face.
"No, mom you can't do that! That pervert will molest me!" she shouted, while turning to her clueless mother.
"Oh, don't be silly dear, Deidara is a gentleman! He would never do such a thing! Right Deidara sweetie?"
He nodded, as an angel halo appeared above his head.
"See?" she said while turning away, causing the halo to turn to horns and a tail to appear, as Deidara laughed evilly.
"Oh! I know, I'll let you two talk now!" she shouted, quickly scurrying off, ignoring Sakura's protests. Sakura turned her head slowly towards Deidara, as he got up and sat next to Sakura, who inched to the other side of the couch; he quickly inched over in pursuit.
"So Sakura, un…"
"Touch me and I'll smack your pretty face off the face of the earth" she growled, while glaring at him. He cocked his head to the side, then to the other side.
"Oh, now really, un?" he poked her. Sakura giggled, while covering her mouth to stifle her laughs.
"Stop! I'm ticklish!"
"Now REALLY, un" he said, while poking her twice, causing her to laugh again. He grinned mischievously, and then pounced on her, tickling her sides.
"AAAH DEIDARA STOP!"
"You…called me by my name and not perverted bastard this time, un…" he stopped and looked at her with wide eyes. She tapped her chin thoughtfully.
"Yeah, I guess your right, except for that time when you would only call me by my name if I called you by yours"
"BELIEVE IT!" Naruto came crashing through the wall, then out the other side.
"GOD DAMMIT! FIRST IT WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING KOOLAID MAN, NOW IT'S NARUTO, UN!" he started shouting cusses out the hole in the wall as Naruto kept flying away. Sakura just sat there, pouting with a frown on her face.
"You know what? The Kool-Aid man came crashing through my old house's wall a week ago, that's why we had to move, my mom was getting sick of it"
He stared at her wide-eyed, "You know what! You and I could both sue him, un!" he grabbed her hands and smiled excitedly.
"No…I tried all ready, when he came, he put pot inside a glass of Kool-Aid and got the entire court high…"
"Damn, un…" he mumbled, sitting back down next to her. She blushed and turned her head the other way.
"Deidara, you can let go of my hands now…" he looked down, let go of her hands, then blushed scarlet. "Sorry, un…" he mumbled.
"Umm…Deidara, by the way, where are your parents?" she asked finding something to stop the awkwardness. He shrugged.
"I killed them, un"
Sakura looked at him with a "wtf" face, which quickly turned to shock.
"You…killed…your parents…" she said slowly. He nodded with a confused look on his face.
"Is that a bad thing? They wouldn't have lost their lives if they had stolen MY LAST snickers bar, un!" he cried anime tears. "And, I'll never get it back, un"
Hold on a second, Sakura is right now recovering from the shock she should be better in about…5 seconds.
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"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOATS I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!" she snapped her fingers. "I could've used that as an excuse for killing my mom!" Deidara fell down anime style.
"Jeez Sakura, un" he chuckled, while ruffling the pink hair in her ponytail. Sakura looked at him and pouted, causing him to blush at such cuteness. He blinked, smiled, then bent down and kissed her again, but this time wrapping his arms around hers, so she couldn't move. Her eyes went wide, as the blush crept up her face, once she felt. She tried struggling, but that only made him hold her tighter. So, she just sat there, it couldn't hurt right, he wasn't making any move to go inside her mouth, so its ok right? So, she reluctantly closed her eyes, as something almost like an electric zap coursed through her body, causing both her and Deidara to open there eyes and jump away from each other. Both of them were blushing brightly, and staring at each other.
"GET ON WITH THE ACTION ALREADY!"
Sakura and Deidara turned quickly to see Kisame and the other group members staring through the hole at them, glaring at Kisame who just had to open his mouth. Sakura lowered her head, and then quickly ran out the door, with a blush that was pinker than her hair. Deidara slowly turned his head towards them in a robot way, and glared darkly at them. They all cowered in fear.
"Sorry I have to go clean my puppets!"
"I need to go and annoy my foolish brother"
"I need to go clean my Barbie's Ultimate Dreamhouse Mansion!" (That was Tobi btw) (XD)
"I need to go give more love advice!" (Remember the Love Doctor!)
"I need to go water my plants!"
"I need to go clean my sword!
"I need to…uh…eat some sushi?"
"No! Kisame you're staying here, un"
Everyone had run for their lives, now Kisame was the last one. Deidara walked slowly toward Kisame, as he crouched down in fear.
Let's just say, that Kisame won't be eating sushi for awhile, for all his teeth shall be broken….
Me: Tobi has Barbie's Ultimate Dreamhouse Mansion! Lucky! AND this was my longest chapter so far! Yay me! -claps-
Sakura: ...
Me: Your just pissed that I let Deidara kiss you again
Sakura: ...
Me: Sakura?
Sakura: -cleaning a picture of Deidara without his shirt on with hearts around head and humming-
Me: Oh...I see ;)
Sakura: -smiles-
Me: The apocalypse has come!
Sakura: -giggles- silly willy...Oh! And please Read and Review!