Me: Yay another chappie!
Sakura: -smile-
Me: AAAH!!! IT BURNS!!!
Deidara: Saku-chan you should probably stop that...
Sakura: Deidara! -glomps-
Me: Poor Deidara...I do not own Naruto!
The next day when Sakura walked towards school she had a lot on her mind. She had kissed Deidara back…kissed him back…KISSED HIM BACK!
"Ow…" she had walked right into a pole.
When she arrived to school she wondered how she was supposed to face him. Ever since that moment, she had thought about that over and over again. Maybe I should…
Sakura's Mind:
"Hi Deidara! Look what I have for you!"
"A SNICKERS BAR, un!!!"
"Yup! And, you can have all of it if you forget everything that happened yesterday!"
"OK, un!"
End Sakura's Thought
"That'll work perfectly...oh wait…crap I don't have a snickers bar on me right now…" she sighed helplessly. When she lifted her head up again she saw…DEIDARA WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS HER! Luckily, he had his eyes closed, and was whistling so he hadn't heard her. Ok Sakura, you can do this…just…act…natural…
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She flailed her arms in the air and ran in the opposite direction. Deidara stopped where he was. Did I hear something, un? He shrugged. Must've been my imagination, un.
When she had finally ran out of breath and stopped she looked up to see that she was right in front of Deidara. How the hell…how did I end up back here?! He looked at her confused. Ok Sakura… just act calm… everything will be perfectly fine…just breathe slowly and everything will be alri-
"SAKUPUNCH!" she hit him in the jaw and sent him flying to the other side of the hall. Yeah, that was real calmsaid inner Sakura sarcastically. She yelped, then ran towards Deidara who was lying motionless on the floor.
"Deidara! I'm sorry it was an accident!"
"S-Sakura, un…" he mumbled.
"Yes? What is it?" she took his hand dramatically.
"The o-only way you c-can cure m-me is to, un…"
"Yes what is it?"
"Mouth to mouth, un" she flipped him over her head to the ground.
"YOU PERVERTED BASTARD! WHY WOULD I EVER KISS YOU!?" she shouted right at his face. He smirked.
"You seemed to have enjoyed it yesterday, un" she blushed scarlet, "hmphed", helped him up, then looked at the opposite wall.
"Sakura…" he sighed taking her chin. She pouted, causing him go wide-eyed then glomp her.
"MY SAKU-CHAN IS SO CUUUTE, un!" he squealed.
"C-Can't b-breathe!" she gasped, flailing her right arm in the air. He let go of her while she gasped or air. She looked at him angrily.
"Ever heard of air? Yeah, normal people need it thank you!" he blinked then looked at his hands that were wrapped in bandages. She looked at him curiously as he un-wrapped the bandages and let them fall to the floor. When she looked she saw…
"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF PIGS YOU MUTATED!" she screamed while grabbing his hands and staring at the mouths on them. He shook his head disbelievingly.
"Saku-chan your so cute when your clueless, un" he smirked. She ignored him.
"What's with these mouths on your hands?" he sighed.
"That's what I get for not paying attention to warning labels on buckets of toxic waste, un" he shrugged sheepishly. She raised a pink eyebrow at him.
"Toxic waste?"
"Yup, I was filling one of my water balloons with it, when I put to much in, and it popped spreading it all over my hands, un" he smirked again at her.
"They can come in handy sometimes though, un" So quickly, that she couldn't have seen it coming, he quickly placed one of his hands on top of her mouth. Sakura blushed at the feeling of a wet tongue slithering over her lips. She quickly pulled back and glared at him. She raised her fist.
"Sakupu…"
"HEY LOOK OVER THERE, un!" Deidara ran towards a big board, just as Sakura sent her fist flying, causing her to trip and fall on her face. He looked at the board curiously as it read:
Dear Students,
I, Tsunade, will be holding an annual dance this Saturday afternoon. So, all you hip young people come on by and bring yourselves a date. Lonely losers will not be tolerated on my part. The dances DJ will be Kisame and Tobi, since Kisame won't be able to talk for awhile (for some unknown reason), Tobi will be using the microphone. Wait, TOBI will be using the microphone?! Great, just what I need, ANOTHER headache. Sorry, getting off topic, I should erase all that, but I doubt I'll remember. Hey look a butterfly! Err…ehem…as I was saying. Anyone who comes to the dance without a partner will get their ass's kicked out by security. HELL YEAH WE HAVE MUSCUALR SECURITY GUARDS!
-Tsunade
P.S. Deidara if you even THINK of throwing water balloons at random people, your head will be mine!
"Darn, un" he mumbled at the last part. Sakura walked over, read the board, then tapped her chin.
"Huh…I wonder who I should go with…" Deidara tapped her shoulder and pointed to himself.
"Not now Deidara, I'm thinking…hmmm…who…" Deidara flailed his arms in the air and jumped up and down.
"Let's see…Shikamaru with Ino…Kiba with Hinata…Neji with Tenten…Sasuke with…eww I wouldn't even CONSIDER him" Deidara ran to the store, bought a bunch of lights, ran back to school, and turned them on making them flash the name 'Deidara'.
"Jeez…who DOESN'T have a date…?"
"GOD DAMMIT SAKURA DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME AS MY DATE, UN!" she turned quickly and looked at him, shock clear on her face.
"Wow Deidara I didn't even THINK you would want to bring me" she smiled. "Sure, I'll be your date to the dance!" He sighed out loudly, wrapped his hands again, and then ran to his next class deserting Sakura in the hallway.
"Huh?" she looked at the clock.
"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF…what farm animal haven't I used yet…DUCKS! I'M LATE TO CLASS!!!"
So, she ran quickly to her next class, not noticing the shadow behind her who was running slowly, swishing his hair around with Baywatch music in the background.
Who could it be? (Hmm…I wonder lol)
Me: I'm running out of farm animals!!!
Sakura: -smothering kisses all over Deidara's face-
Deidara: I like this new Sakura!
Me: -sweatdrops- Err...Please Read and Review!