Me: NOTE TO ALL READERS: I REALLY would LOVE if someone would draw a comic of a scene from my story, any scene would be fine! Please and Thank You!

Sakura: -claps- I would love if someone drew a comic of me kissing Dei-kun -sighs happily-

Me: Yeah...actually...I would like that too! Oh! And I don't own Naruto!

When Sakura finally made it to her math class with Kurenai, she took her seat next to Hinata who was doodling her in a dress dancing with Kiba who was wearing a…hamster costume.

"Ok class" said Kurenai-sensei, "What is two times…where is that music coming from?" Everyone turned their heads to the door, as Sasuke came running slowly in and sat down.

"Err…ok…moving on… BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" Sakura yawned as she lied her head down and fell asleep on her desk.

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNG!!!!

Sakura shot up and noticed the class getting up and going home. She slowly stood up and slowly walked home. As she was walking, she passed Hinata and Kiba sitting on a nearby bench. They were gazing into each others eyes lovingly.

"…Hinata…"

"…Kiba…"

"…Hinata…"

"…Kiba…"

"Hin…"

"GET A FUCKING ROOM!" Sakura shouted at them, quickly snapping them out of their dreamland. They blinked at her, shrugged, then started walking hand in hand towards their homes. She sighed, then ran the rest of the way to her house, tripping on a snail or two. (Read my Kibahina fic. and you'll get it!)

The next morning was Saturday, and Sakura realized she didn't even have a dress to the dance.

"Hi Sakura!" said Ino randomly appearing next her bed holding a bag.

"AAAAAAAAAH HOW DID YOU GET…"

"The window duh" she said, cutting Sakura off AGAIN.

"What's with the…"

"The bag has your dress to the dance in it"

"Can I…"

"I was going to show it to you duh"

"It's not…"

"NO it's NOT slutty, just slutty enough to make all the guys drool over you"

"Can you…"

"I was going to show it to you! Duh!" Sakura twitched, after being interrupted for the 5th time by Ino. Ino, shook the bag, and out came a black strapless minidress that had a sparkling effect on it. Sakura stared at it Not slutty my ass said inner Sakura. For the mini dress was REALLY mini (enough to see any undergarments), VERY strapless (enough to almost expose the middle of her breasts ((not going to say it, cause I want to keep this T-rated thank you))), and EXTREMLY tight-looking (enough to show her overly-sized chest). Ino took out another dress that was long, spaghetti-strapped, light-blue, and just tight enough to show her curves. Why…that…bitch… inner Sakura's jaw dropped at the opposite looking dress's. Ino looked at Sakura.

"What? Is mine too revealing?"

After arguing an hour with Sakura that she was NOT going to look ugly, they finally put their dress's on. Sakura of course, had to smear her sides with butter so she could fit her rump in it. By the time they finished, it was already 11:50. She looked at herself in the mirror and gasped, she DID look pretty in the slutty/pretty/showing too much/ beautiful way, her once long pink hair had been cut shoulder-length with a black sparkly butterfly pin in it, light black eyeliner, light pink lip-gloss, and black heels with strapping that went up to her lower knee, oh, and Ino had insisted that Sakura should wear a skimpy black thong that she had bought, so she did. Ino had her hair let down, white eye shadow, light pink lip-gloss, and with white heels to finish it off. Sakura's doorbell rang signaling that the boys had arrived.

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sakura's mom shouted up the stairs, shaking the entire house. The girls ran down the stairs to their dates. First, out came Ino causing the quiet Nara to blush slightly, and give her a tiny smile, he was looking nice in his baggy black pants, and white t-shirt, Ino stood on her tip-toes and pecked him lightly on the lips. Sakura came out next, walked up to Deidara and looked at him, while blushing majorly. He blinked twice, turned on his heel, walked outside, and slammed the door behind him. Everyone went quiet, when there was a LOUD squirting noise. After about 2 minutes, the squirting sound stopped, and Deidara walked back in with a small trickle of blood running from his nose. Sakura's mom looked outside, then screamed.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY YARD AND HOUSE!?!?!" Everyone stepped outside to see the ENTIRE lawn and house covered in thick blood. Deidara chuckled nervously, then swayed back and forth. (He lost a lot of blood lol)

"Hey look at the pretty clay birdies, un!" he passed out on the ground.

After getting a blood transfusion, MAJOR cleaning, and dragging the terrified of needles Deidara to the car, they finally arrived to the dance. What they didn't expect to see, was their group to be to the side of the dance floor playing Truth or Dare. Sakura, Deidara, Ino, and Shikamaru sat down, and joined in the game since Tobi was playing Barney songs.

"Ok…HINATA! Truth or Dare?" Tenten shouted pointing a finger at her.

"Umm…Truth?"

"Is it true that…you'd have rather come to this dance with Naruto?"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiba-kun is my puppy!!! NOT NARUTO!" she started crying hysterically, then laughed, while pouncing on Kiba and smothering him in kisses.

"OK WHO GAVE HINATA SUGAR GOD DAMMIT?!" Neji shouted. Naruto chuckled evilly on the other side of the dance floor.

"Ok…next! Sakura Truth or Dare?" said Kankuro.

"Err…Dare, I ain't no wimp!"

"I dare you to…"

"SEDUCT DEIDARA UNTIL HE POUNCES!" Ino shouted. She blinked, then looked at her with a 'you're not serious?' look. Ino grinned evilly. Sakura sighed, then sat on Deidara's lap. He smirked victoriously. She cleared her throat, then pushed her chest against Deidara, and put her mouth to his ear.

"Hi Dei-kun" she purred. Think of other things, un…think of other things! Snickers, un! He took a deep breath, then stayed still. She frowned, then pushed his body to the ground, and crawled her way up until their faces were inches away. She was about to say something, when she suddenly felt her heart beat fast, and her entire face flush. Deidara sure looks hot in a tux… Inner Sakura drooled. Deidara raised an eyebrow at her to continue. Sakura looked at his lips and felt herself licking her own. Oh fuck this! Inner Sakura shouted, quickly taking partly of her control. She shoved her mouth on to his, making both of their faces blush hotly. Both of their eyes slowly closed as they wrapped their arms around each other. She was going to pull back when she remembered the dare. C'MON LETS TURN HIM INTO HORMONAL MUSH! Sakura licked his lips, then playfully closed her mouth whenever he parted his own. This was driving him crazy!! HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! He quickly flipped her over, then forcefully shoved his tongue into her mouth, wrestling with hers, and feeling every area in her mouth. She forcefully, but reluctantly pushed him off of her. She stood up, raised her fist in the air, and did the victory dance.

"HA! I DID IT! IN YOUR FACE IN…O?" she looked around to see that everyone had left them to go and dance with their dates. WHY THOSE BASTARDS! She clenched her fist tightly, when she felt a strong arm wrap around her waist.

Me: Wow Sakura your such a devil!

Sakura: -twitch-

Me: Sakura?

Sakura: -twitch-

Me: Err...while Sakura revives from her twitching fest...

Sakura: -twitch-

Me: DONT FORGET ABOUT THE COMIC FROM A SCENE ON THIS STORY THING! Oh! And, Please Read and Review!