The fireworks went off as all the contestants were being cheered and getting ready for the games. The 6 referees, Cream, Espio, Charmy, Toad, Lakitu and Shy Guy came out and were ready to do their jobs, but Espio was still annoyed.
"You better call this right down the middle", Link said. "Whatever", Espio said. "The first event will be the triple jump, from Team Mario will be Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Wario, from team Sonic will be Knuckles, Amy, Vector and Blaze.
"Ok, let me show you how this is done", Luigi said. He stepped back and ran, at the end of the jump, Lakitu came and marked 6 ½ feet. "Beat that", Luigi said.
Peach did the same thing and got 5 feet. "Oh no", Peach said.
Daisy also did the jump and got 6 feet. "Damn, I was so close", Daisy said.
Wario got ready and ran and did the jump and landed. "How was that?" Wario asked. "Foul", Toad said. "What?" Wario asked.
"You stepped over the penalty line, foul!" Toad said. "DAMMIT!" Wario shouted and complained.
Now for Knuckles, he ran and got 6 ¼. "Damn that was so close", Knuckles said. "Not close enough, next", Link said. Knuckles got annoyed at that.
Amy ran and jumped and landed really far past Daisy's.
"How was that?" Amy asked.
"Foul", Toad said. "What?" Amy asked. "You stepped over the foul line?" Toad said. "What did you say?" Amy asked getting her hammer and scaring Toad.
"It's the rules; you can't go over the foul line, Ahhhh!" Toad said running from Amy's hammer.
"Shit, I need a new ref, and someone stop that bratty hedgehog". Link said. Cream went to ref that event. Vector got up next and got a score of 4. "Damn, maybe I should have cut back on the chips", Vector said. "Blaze is last up", Link said.
"Ok", Blaze said. As she prepared to jump, she noticed the whole crowd watching her; she then started to get nervous. "Let's go Blaze; we still have other events to attend to", Link said. Blaze ran one jump, two jumps, but at the third, when she jumped, she tripped a little while jumping and fell to the dirty ground. Lakitu measured her to be 3 feet.
"Luigi wins the first event", Link said. Luigi posed for the crowd and left, Blaze got out of there, ashamed of her mistake.
"That poor girl, Vanilla said. "Our next event is the vault, from Team Mario it's Wario, Daisy, Peach and Waluigi, from team Sonic it's Amy, Knuckles, Blaze and Vector", Link said. Espio was watching the event.
Wario got ready. He ran and vault but knocked over the pole. "Foul", Toad said. "Shit!" Wario said. "In this case each person only gets one try to make it easier on the judges", Link said.
"Let's do this thing", Daisy said. She ran and after a 3 vaults, she went for the final one and nailed it.
"Time to show everyone I'm more than just a pretty face", Peach said. She moved and she vaulted perfectly at once shot. "Perfect, good job Princess", Toad said.
Waluigi went to it but he landed on his groin on the pole and could not continue. "Ouch, now for Sonic's team", Link said.
"I can do this", Amy said. She took her stick and vaulted over the pole, but she didn't go high enough and she hit the pole on the way down. "Foul", Toad said. "Why you little!" Amy said and chased Toad again.
"Goddammit, someone restrain her, now for the rest of you", Link said. Knuckles, Blaze and Vector all tried once but could not make it like Peach did.
"Princess Peach wins this event", Link said. Amy was disappointed again. "Things like this happen Amy, it's not your fault", Espio said. "Yes it is Espio, I screwed up big time", Amy said. "You'll do good next event", Espio said.
Amy went to the back and came across a stretching Tails. He noticed her sorrow and went up to her and held her hand up. "You tried", Tails said. Amy grabbed Tails by the cheek, and kissed the other. "Thank you", Amy said. Tails blushed.
Sonic came along and saw the situation. "Whoa Tails, you got yourself a kiss from a pretty young girl", Sonic said. "If you think I'm pretty, then maybe I should kiss you too", Amy said.
"What did I just say?" Sonic asked and ran out of there. "Sonic wait!" Amy shouted, going after Sonic. "These people are really strange", Link sad.
The crowd eagerly awaited the next event. "The next event is the hammer tossing, from Team Mario is Daisy, Wario, Waluigi and Bowser from team Sonic is Amy, Knuckles, Blaze and Vector", Link said.
"You will not defeat me, I am one of the strongest in Mario's team", Wario said. "Which explains why you can't beat Mario", Knuckles said. "Watch it echidna", Wario said.
Daisy tried it but she couldn't get it far, only around 15 feet. "I need to work out more", Daisy said.
Wario grabbed the object he was required to toss. After many spins, he tossed the item, Espio and Charmy marked it 52 feet. "Beat that score", Wario said.
Waluigi did it and got 28 feet. "Oh no, no, no!" Waluigi said.
Yoshi went and tossed. Charmy and Espio marked 54 feet, which made Bowser happy and he roared in victory, much to the displease of Wario.
When Amy got up, Toad left and asked Cream to ref the event, so she went in to do so. Amy tossed the thing and it got 51 ½ feet.
"DAMN!" Toad shouted. "Shit, I couldn't get it, well I know who to take my anger out on", Amy said and chased Toad again. "Ok this is gonna be a problem", Link said.
"Show him what you got Knuckles", Silver said. Knuckles grabbed the object, spun around a lot and tossed really far, Espio and Charmy marked 58 ½ feet. Wario was shocked.
Blaze got up next. "Ok, I can do this", Blaze said. She grabbed it and tossed it but it landed outside the foul line. "Oh too bad", Cream said.
Vector was up now. "Time to get my muscles to work", Vector said. He tossed the hammer and his fellow Chaotix marked 55 feet. "Damn, almost", Vector said.
"Knuckles wins this event", Link said. Knuckles got over with the crowd as Wario was complaining.
"I knew Knuckles could do it", Silver said. Knuckles came across Vector. "Good job Knuckles, you scored for our team", Vector said. "Thanks Vector, just showing everyone what I'm made of", Knuckles said.
"Next up is the spear throw, from Team Mario is Wario, Waluigi, Daisy and Bowser, and from Team Sonic is Blaze, Dr. Eggman, Vector and Amy, and this time Amy will not chase anyone with a hammer or she will be kicked out of the Olympics", Link said.
Wario grabbed the spear, tossed and Lakitu with Shy Guy marked 50 feet and Wario laughed triumphantly.
Waluigi went and got 40 feet and threw a tantrum.
Daisy went all the way back and ran really fast but she accidentally passed the foul line. "Foul", Toad said. "Aw come on!" Daisy shouted. "Don't start chasing me", Toad said.
Bowser grabbed the spear, and after getting much momentum, he was able to toss the spear an extremely long distance. Toad was there to mark 60 feet.
"Ok, I think I can do this", Blaze said. She tossed it and got 45 ½ ft. "Not bad", Blaze said. "She's gaining confidence, good", Silver said.
Eggman grabbed the spear and got ready. "I will now show everyone the power of Doctor Eggman", Eggman said. He then tossed the spear and got 48 feet. "Dammit!" Eggman shouted.
"Let me show you all just what Chaotix is made of", Vector said. He pumped up a lot. As Vector tossed, he sneezed during the toss, and the refs marked 57 feet. "Damn, I screwed up", Vector said.
Amy got up. "Ok, this time I'm not gonna screw up", Amy said. Toad then started backing away. "Relax, if she so much as glances at you in a threatening way she will be disqualified", Link said. She tossed the thing but tripped in the process and only got 10. "GODDAMMIT!" Amy shouted.
"Bowser wins, Mario's team is up by three, Sonic only has one win", Link said. "Damn, if only Vector hadn't sneezed and Amy didn't trip", Johnny said.
"The next event is Archery, from Team Mario are Mario, Wario, Daisy and Waluigi, and from Team Sonic are Tails, Amy, Vector and Dr. Eggman, 3 tries in one chance, and only one chance", Link said.
Mario got up. The first shot he got a 4, the second it was a 5 and the 3rd was a 7. "Oh Mama-mia", Mario said.
Wario got up and got 3 fives. "Yeah, perfect 5s!" Wario shouted. "That's not necessarily gonna win you the match", Link said.
Daisy got her arrow and aimed. "Now to hit the bull's eye", Daisy said. She let go 3 shots from her arrow. She got a 1, 2 and 3. "That was weird, but really low", Link said. "Let's see you do better", Daisy said. "Link backed up and fired a bull's eye. "Better?" Link asked sarcastically.
Waluigi got up and got two 7s and a 6. "Yeah, I rule!" Waluigi said. "Yeah whatever, now up is team Sonic", Link said.
Tails got up. "Ok, now to do this", Tails said. "Hey Tails, you look really sexy with that belt on!" Rouge shouted. Tails blushed at that remark. "Rouge, don't distract me like that!" Tails shouted. This disrupted his concentration and he only got 2 8s and a 9. "If Rouge hadn't said that I could have focused better", Tails said. "At least you're winning", Cream said.
Amy got up and everyone cleared the way because she had a deadly weapon. She fired 3 shots, two 7s and a 10. "Awesome", Amy said. "At least she's happy", Link said. "At least she didn't kill anyone", Otacon said.
Vector got up, got two 2s and a 7. "Ah well", Vector said.
Eggman was up. "I'll show you real skills", Eggman said. He let go 3 shots from his arrow and got 3 perfect 10s. "Winner of the archery event, Dr. Eggman", Link said. "I will rule all soon", Eggman said. "That guy is really arrogant", Raiden said.
"The next event is aquatics, from Team Mario is Waluigi, Wario, Daisy and Mario, from Team Sonic is Tails, Amy, Vector and Sonic", Link said. Sonic arrived in the area with a life jacket. "I really hate you Link", Sonic said. "You can do it Sonic", Tails said. "Let's go Sonic!" Snake shouted. "I even got Solid Snake cheering for me, I won't let them down", Sonic said. Espio fired a pistol and everyone swam.
Everyone swam really fast but Sonic was a little behind. "Come on Sonic, you're the fastest thing alive, use your feet!" Snake shouted. "My feet?" Sonic asked. He used his feet and swam to one end and to the back, with Tails coming in second and Mario in 3rd. "Winner is Sonic", Link. "Awesome", Sonic said.
"That kid is really something", Snake said. "You're commenting someone?" Otacon said. "I know where talent is Otacon", Snake said.
"The next event is rowing, from Team Mario is Wario, Waluigi, Mario and Yoshi, from Team Sonic is Amy, Tails, Vector and Shadow", Link said. Everyone got in the rowers.
"Ready, begin", Link said. Everyone rowed really fast. Amy rowed but was last, even behind Waluigi. "Oh damn", Amy said. "Come on Vector, put your muscle into is", Vector said to himself. Shadow kept going fast but Mario managed to pass him and he crossed the finish line first.
"Mario wins the rowing event", Link said. "Dammit", Shadow said. "There is one more event before the final event", Link said. "This is my last chance", Amy said. "I hope I nail it this time", Daisy said. "Time to do this", Vector said.
"Time for the final event before the race, Mario has 4 and Sonic has three, let's se if he can tie it, its trampoline", Link said. As Tails flexed his arm, Cream approached him. "I know I'm suppose to be impartial but good luck", Cream said. "Thanks Cream", Tails said. "Need help, I'll rub your shoulders", Cream said. She then rubbed Tails very smoothly. "Wow Cream, you're good", Tails said. "Let's go Miles Prower", Link said.
"From Team Mario its Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi and Daisy, from team Sonic is Shadow, Vector, Amy and Tails", Link said. Everyone approached the trampoline. "Begin", Link said.
Wario jumped on the trampoline but he didn't get so high and he fell and hit the edge and hurt himself and injured himself. "Well he's out", Link said.
Waluigi got up but he didn't do so many good ticks and got a score of 3 and he complained.
Yoshi got on and did enough good tricks to earn a score of 8 and he celebrated. "He shouldn't celebrate early", Raiden said.
Daisy got on and did many good tricks but only got a score of 7 for screwing something up. "Let's go Team Sonic", Link said.
Shadow did the tricks and got a 9. "Perfect, naturally", Shadow said.
Vector went up and did some tricks and got a score of 8. "Yeah, all right!" Vector shouted. "You're not even winning", Link said. "It's still good", Vector said.
Amy got on and managed to tie Shadow's score after a plethora of perfect flips. "Awesome", Amy said.
Tails was the final one up. He jumped around a bit and managed to do flips, rotation and spins and got a good score of 91/2.
"Tails wins the final event", Link said. "Aw come on", Shadow said. "Wow he totally beat us", Amy said. "Good job Tails", Cream said.
The contestants got ready for the race. "There will be a race of the 8 qualifiers, from Team Sonic is Tails, Knuckles, Eggman and Sonic himself, from Team Mario is Peach, Bowser, Luigi and Mario himself", Link said.
"Sonic will win", Shadow said. "Don't count on that, Mario has the power of the mushroom, he can keep up with Sonic", Wario said. "I doubt it", Shadow said.
"Hey pal, watch what you say, our team is the strongest", Wario said. "If that's so why did you lose?" Shadow asked. "Watch it buddy, I'll show you I'm not loser, I challenge you to an arm wrestling match", Wario said. "Bring it bitch", Shadow said. They got a table and prepared.
"What the hell is Wario doing?" Mario asked. "And what the hell is Shadow doing?" Sonic asked. "Gentlemen, what the hell are you doing?" Link asked. "What the hell is going on?" Snake asked.
"Arm wrestling match", Shadow said. "Ok, this should be interesting", Link said. Espio went to the group. "Begin", Espio said.
After a little struggle, Wario was winning, but Shadow got his strength up and defeated Wario after slamming his arm to the table, breaking part of the table knocking Wario to the floor. "Shadow wins", Espio said. "How pathetic", Shadow said.
"If you're done stealing the spotlight I'd like to have the race started", Link said. The Babylon Rouges looked on. "Well it looks like Sonic, Knuckles and Tails made it, so did Dr. Eggman, and that Shadow guy really showed that Wario guy a thing or two", Jet said. "A final confrontation between Mario and Sonic, I wonder who will win?" Wave asked. "Sonic will, he's fast", Storm said. "Yeah but never underestimate the enemy", Jet said.
Tails, Luigi, Peach, Mario, Sonic, Eggman, Knuckles and Bowser got ready to race. "Here's how it's gonna go, 3 laps, half way through you're gonna have to jump, first person back wins the gold medal and the Olympics for their team, Sonic don't run in super speed, tone it don to keep it fair, Cream if you would start", Link said. Cream had a starter's pistol.
"My mom won't like me touching guns", Cream said. "It's a starter's pistol, just fire it into the air, no one will get hurt", Link said.
"That's your daughter, she's so cute, takes after her mom", Johnny said. "You're so sweet", Vanilla said.
Cream held the gun in the air and everyone prepared. As soon as she fired, everyone ran. Sonic held back to keep in par with everyone, but was still winning.
Mario was close behind, Eggman was dead last. After awhile everyone started to jump over the fences, there was a point where Eggman tripped but moved on. The first lap ended with Sonic in the lead. Everyone continued to run with Tails, Luigi, Peach and Knuckles close to third, still trying to keep up with Sonic and Mario.
During the jump part, Sonic tripped over one of the fences, allowing Mario to take the lead. Mario passed the finish line while Sonic continued to move after getting up, but losing some momentum. Eventually Mario reached the jump, but Sonic was able to catch up and sty behind him and eventually caught up to Mario.
The other characters, except Tails, tripped on the fences. Both Mario and Sonic were neck-and-neck, nearing the end of the race. Eventually both guys crossed the finish line. "It's a photo finish", Rouge said. The photo appeared on the screen and everyone checked. It was then seen that Sonic crossed the finish line before Mario.
"I don't believe this but Sonic the Hedgehog won the Olympics", Link said. Sonic celebrated his win with his teammates, Knuckles and Shadow lifted into air on their shoulders as he celebrated, held his arms out in victory.