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Twins, Triplets, etc.

She crept into the house, intent on the mission her Lord had assigned. "Mrs. Weasley," the girl whispered.

"What is it dear?" Molly asked. "And didn't I tell you to call me Mum?"

"Sorry Mum," Gretchen said with a blush. "The Dark Lord Jeremy invites you to dine with him."

"Today?"

"Now," Gretchen corrected. "Sorry mum."

"That's ok dear." Molly patted the girl on the cheek. "So why does Ron want me there?"

"It's a surprise." Gretchen was practically glowing. "None of the girls could agree on who got to tell you so master is going to."

"Just let me get my purse."

IIIIIIIIII

"If it isn't Neville Longbottom," Tom said with a toothless grin. "Table for two?"

"In a secluded corner," Daphne purred. She leaned forward to whisper into his ear. "It's his birthday tomorrow and I was hoping…"

"I'm afraid that I don't have a table free," Tom said regretfully. "Would a private room do?"

"It will," Neville agreed. "Thank you, Tom."

"No problem lad."

"Yes thank you Tom," Daphne agreed. "It wouldn't do to give Neville his present out here in front of everyone."

"Take the room for as long as you need it," Tom said to the girl. "Just ring a bell when you're ready to order."

IIIIIIIIII

Ron was sitting at the head of a long table when Gretchen and brought his mother in. "Hey mum," he said nervously.

"What is it Ron?" She asked. Sitting on either side of the table were several girls, each with a smug expression on her face.

"I… would you like to start eating now?" Ron asked. "Elizabeth, could you hand my mum the potatoes?"

"Just spit it out Ron," she growled. Whatever he did had to be really bad if he was trying to butter her up like this.

"It's wonderful news Mum," Gretchen said.

"Uh huh," Elizabeth agreed. "Master is just excited."

"Oh." Molly blinked. "Sorry Ron. Now what was it dear."

"You're going to be a grandmother," Ron said weakly. "Congratulations mum."

"I know dear," Molly said with a smile. "You told me remember?"

"It's even better then before," Gretchen squealed. "We're having twins."

A smile grew on Molly's face as she looked around at the girls. "Really?"

"Yes mum."

"Both of you?"

"Uh… all of them," Ron replied.

"Really?" Molly squeaked.

"Yes mum, except for the ones that are having triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, and so on.."

"Oh Ron."

"Yes mum?" Ron's eyes closed and his shoulders slumped as he waited for the tirade to begin.

"I'm so proud of you," Molly gushed.

"You are?"

"I've been waiting and hoping that one of your older brothers would give me some grandchildren but do they?" Molly ranted. "No, they don't. I didn't expect you to start until after you got out of school and I was terrified that you'd take after your brothers and procrastinate but you didn't and don't think I wasn't pleased about that. And now . . . twins and more . . . I'm so proud of you Ronny."

"Thanks mum."

"Gretchen."

"Yes mum?"

"Are you and the others free tomorrow?"

"No mum," Gretchen drooped. "Elizabeth and I are going to a party with Master."

"And the rest of us are getting ready for another party the day after," Elizabeth added.

"Then be sure to keep the day after that open," Molly said firmly. "We're all going to go look at baby clothes."

"Can we have a baby shower?" Gretchen asked hopefully.

"Of course we can dear," Molly agreed. "Now, have you thought of any baby names?"

"If I have a boy, I was hoping to name him Ron after master."

"That's not fair," one of the others protested. "I wanted to name one of my babies after master."

"Girls. Girls," Molly called for order. "Now, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical way to settle this."

As he listened to them talk, Ron hung his head. This was much worse then anything he'd feared.

IIIIIIIIII

Hermione dragged herself into the world of wakefulness and sighed. "Luna."

"Yes, Hermione?"

"What are you wearing?"

"What do you want me to be wearing?" Luna replied in a sultry voice.

Hermione opened her eyes and looked over to see Luna in a blue sun dress. "I… nice dress."

"Why thank you, Hermione," Luna said with a pleased smile. "I'm glad you like it."

"Is that for Neville's party?"

"Mmhmmm."

"Looks good on you."

"Really?"

"Yes," Hermione said firmly. "Really. What do you think, Harry?"

"Looks good," Harry said with a yawn.

"I'm so relieved," Luna sighed. "I was ever so worried that pink wouldn't look good on me."

"Your dress is blue Luna," Hermione said in a tired voice.

"But these are pink," Luna replied as she pulled up her hem. "See? Do you think they suit me, or did I get a pair with too much lace?"

Harry didn't bat an eye as Luna exposed herself in front of him but Hermione sighed in frustration, she really should have known better.

"Whatever," Hermione said. "I'm too tired to care at the moment, I'm getting a shower. Could we have something with meat today, Harry?"

"Sure," Harry agreed.

"Not that," Hermione said to Luna after the girl got a delightfully naughty look on her face.

"I'm sure that I have no idea what you're talking about, Hermione," Luna said innocently.

"Sure you don't."

"Any suggestions, Luna?" Harry asked as he walked towards the kitchen."

"Link sausage and eggs," Luna said firmly.

"Simple and easy."

"Can I help?" Luna asked with a grin.

"Sure," Harry agreed.

A few minutes later, Hermione was out of the shower and staring down at her plate. "Luna."

"Yes Hermione?"

"Did you put the food on my plate?"

"I did," Luna said proudly. "Why?"

"Just wondering why my sausages were protruding out from between my eggs," Hermione said calmly. "Any particular reason you arranged them in that shape?"

"No reason at all."

"So you weren't trying to make it look like… I don't know, part of Harry's body?"

"Hmmm." Luna reached under the table and made a quick inspection of a very surprised Harry. "We'd need bigger sausage for that," Luna said as she withdrew her hand.

Hermione opened her mouth to reply, then closed it with a snap. She really was too tired to deal with this today. "Ok Luna, could you please pass the juice?"

"Of course, Hermione," Luna agreed brightly.

"Bloody crime you've got so much energy this early," she mumbled. "You, too, Harry."

"What was that?"

"Just ignore her," Harry advised. "She had a late night and she gets grumpy when she's tired."

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here," Hermione muttered. "S'rude."

"How much time till the party, Luna?"

"Doesn't start till around one so we've got lots of time."

"Finish up your breakfast and take a nap," Harry advised. "Ok, Hermione?"

"But I have things to do," Hermione protested. "My research…"

"Can wait," Harry said calmly.

"I…" Hermione yawned and put her head on the table. "I'm just going to rest my eyes for a sec."

"She's snoring," Luna observed. "It's kind cute."

"I'm sure she did that so I'd carry her into the bedroom," Harry said with a smile. "Lazy witch."

"Can I take a nap, too?"

"Wouldn't that wrinkle your dress?"

"I can take it off."

"Not sure Hermione would like it if she woke up in bed with you if you weren't wearing any clothes."

"I could borrow one of your shirts," Luna said hopefully.

"Sure," Harry agreed. "So long as I don't have to carry you, too."

"Aww."

After Harry finished his meal, he got up picked his friend up. Cradling her in his arms, he carried her into the other room.

"Could you get her shoes off, Luna?"

"Ok," she agreed. "Do you want me to take anything else off her?"

"You wouldn't happen to know a charm that will… uh… remove any tight clothing and loosen the rest?"

"No… why?"

"Because I don't think she'd approve if I had you do it the fun way," Harry explained.

"I don't think she'll mind if you do it," Luna said hopefully. Really, they were such prudes that she was finding it difficult to keep her hopes up.

"Yeah," Harry sighed. "Show me how to undo the catch on this thing would you?"

IIIIIIIIII

Dean was pacing back and fourth in his room as he tried to psych himself up for the upcoming event.

"I can do this," Dean said. "I can do this, there's nothing to be afraid of. Nothing will happen, no reason not to go. Neville's my mate; I've known him a lot of years. I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. I'm strong enough; I've put the… incidents behind me. I have nothing to worry about."

He grabbed a stress ball and began squeezing it. "Like my therapist said, I need to face my demons. I can do this." His face twisted into rage. "This is all the Dark Lord Jeremy's fault anyway. I just have to find a way to switch his attention from me to Harry… Dark Wizards like tormenting Harry, no reason they should want to go after me." He pushed down the momentary spike of sympathy he felt for his doormmate. "Besides, it's not like he isn't compensated for his trouble. He gets girls, he's rich, and he kicks a lot of ass. Harry should thank me for sending another Dark Wizard after him. After all, his old nemesis got demoted… and who makes assless chaps and glittery masks part of their dark uniform? Honestly, I'm doing Harry a favour here."

IIIIIIIIII

"Mmmm," Hermione had a content smile on her face as she cuddled up to Harry. She could feel his breath on the back of her neck, his arms wrapped around her body, his breas… wait a minute. "Luna?"

"Mmmhmm?"

"Why are you in bed with me?"

"I wanted a nap, too."

"Were you the one that… uh…"

"Loosened your clothing to make you comfortable?"

"Yes."

"Harry did that." Luna cuddled Hermione. "He didn't think you'd like it if I did it and he wanted you to be comfortable."

"Oh." She was ok with that. "How long have we been asleep?"

"I don't know, Hermione. But Harry said he'd wake us up with plenty of time to go shopping and get something to eat."

"Ok." Hermione closed her eyes. "Night, Luna."

"I'm fairly sure it's day, Hermione," Luna replied. "But I'm going back to sleep."

Harry stuck his head in a few minutes later and smiled at the sight of the two girls spooning each other on his bed. "I'm gonna need another cold shower," he muttered to himself. "Still have an hour before I need to get them up."

IIIIIIIIII

"Good morning Daphne," Augusta said as she ushered the girl in. "Here to wish Neville a happy birthday?"

"Yes Gran," she agreed. "I have twenty feet of silk rope and enough stamina potions to last a week."

"Well… have fun dear."

"Did you give Neville that book on knots yet?" Daphne asked hopefully.

"Of course I did dear, you don't think I'd spoil Neville's birthday surprise do you?"

"Sorry, I'm just nervous. I really want to make sure that everything goes right."

"I understand," Augusta said happily. "Be sure to remind Neville to cast a few charms to reinforce the frame of his bed."

"I will."

"And don't forget that the party will be starting in a couple hours."

"I won't forget."

"Then go up there and wish my grandson a happy birthday."

"Yes Gran," she agreed quickly. "Bye."

"Ah… youth."

AN: The ongoing list of people that contributed to this fic without whom, it would not have been nearly as good . . . one might go so far as to say it would be quite bad: nonjon, Ed Becerra, ausfinbar, David Wangen, neil.reynolds, dogbertcarroll, hattenjc, the caitiff, AlanP, Lone Wolf, meteoricshipyards, Shawn Pickett, Morris Rague, luinlothana, Treck, Drake, David Brown, Moshehim, Arthur Hansen, Marneus Calgar, Goblin214, Chris LeBron, khadon99, Shawn Pickett, tekobaka, Freddie, Musings of Apathy, Brian Arcis, and everyone else on my yahoo group. They gave me scenes, ideas, and all sorts of other things. Tell me if I missed you so I can add to this list. Another thanks goes to meteoricshipyards who wrote the majority of the continuing adventures of the tentacle monster as well as several others. Anything I wrote on that sub plot was fairly minor so kudos. And still another goes to neil.reynolds who wrote a large number of scenes. Yet another goes to The Resident who was good enough to do a bit of editing and caught several of my mistakes.

Omake by hattenjc

Ron was furious "RON get here now" the sound of tiny feet running was his answer.. "Alright Ron who did it" He said staring at his children.. of the 25 kids presant, 22 of them were named Ron swallowed nervously "Um.. Dad HE did it" Ronald said pointing at his sister Ronalda who started to cry..

Ron sighed.. Harry never had those kind of problem...

At Harry Potters home...

"Dad dad come... Helena summon a thingy" Selena a blond 9 year old girl screamed in panic.

Harry rolled eyes and rushed after... in the library he frowned.. "Agamenmon. Helena.. What are you two doing" he said in anger typical his two older 10 and 11 year old where scaring their younger children again..

Agamanmon frowned "Dad.. I hate my name I'm Potter.." He whined just like his mother Tonks..

Beside him Hellena (Hermione's daughter) tried to hide her bushy and wild hair clearly visible from behind her older half brother..

Harry was just about to read the kids their right when Luna came rushing in..

Luna "Harry.. Um.. You have to come to the bedroom Hermione managed to summon a Sex demon and it refuse to leave.. A female sex demon.."

Harry sighted "Again.." as he rushed to the bedroom.

Luna shrugged "She's nice.."