Chapter 4 is here.
EarthNight School
by
Gameman231
Chapter 4; The unlucky Hat.
"Grr Stand still!" Pokey yells frustrated as Falco dodges the spider legs with ease. Ness dodges a drill and jumps onto the top of the machine and starts wacking the top of the machine with his bat. Pokey notices this and two of his drlls come up and create a electrical charge suprising Ness. "PK MAGNET!" he yells creating a shield at the last second. Bzzt! The electricity is absorbed into him and Ness jumps off of him. Ness lands in front of Pokey and makes a pig face with his fingerand nose.Pokey gets infuriated and pulls a switch causing the spider to increase in speed and chase after him. "Falcon Phantasm!" Falco yells dissapearing in a flash of light. Slash! A slashing noise is heard as a crack suddenly appears on the glass container that Pokey is in.
"No...I WONT LOSE!" Pokey screams and starts pulling all sorts of switchs. Suddenly the machine lurchs forward and jumps into the air. As it floats over the duo a small beam of light comes down from the machine as it charges more electricity up. Ness and Falco are suddenly covered in the beam and they quickly take off in different directions. Pokey chases after Ness destroying everything in his path, cars, parking meters, newstands, a elephant named Fred Fredburger and other junk. Ness uses his extreme jumping abilities to jump onto a roof and is quickly followed. Meanwhile Falco is on the street shooting Pokey with his gun. Pokey becoming annoyed with Falco pushes a button and 6 Pokey robots jump out and chase after Falco.
"Your losing your touch Porky." Ness smirks jumping up and landing on Pokey's glass container.
"Hey get off!" he yells firing a laser at Ness who stops it with telekinisis. He redirects it at the two legs and fires. Boom! The legs are destroyed leaving Pokey defenseless. Pokey glares at Ness before smiling.
"Well he who runs away lives to fight another day!" Pokey yells causing the machine to do a barrel roll and then fly away while smoke comes out of the top.
"Oh, Porky will never learn will he?" Ness says shaking his head as Falco walks up next to him.
"I have to admire his dedication." Falco says folding his arms.
"Well lets go, lunch period is alsmost over." Ness says turning around.
Otto and the group start to follow them when suddenly everything starts to fade out around them.
"Otto what's up?" Seth asks Otto who is struggling to keep them there.
"I'm not sure but my watch says "Restricted Time!" " Otto says as his watch flashs red.
"What?" Naruto asks
"This certain time is restricted by the Time Squad leaders, were being torn from this timespace!" Otto yells as everything goes black. Suddenly they reapear in front of Ness's house where Larry 3000 and Buck are waiting out front. Otto looks at them ashamed as Larry taps his foot in annoyance.
"Otto Osworth! Were you just about to enter a restricted time zone!?" Larry scolds him.
"Y.yes sorry Larry, Buck." Otto apoligizes
"Now Otto, you know as well as I do that I love breaking rules and kicking butt." Buck says trying to cheer him up. "But those special barriers were put there for a good reason, now don't ever go there again, promise?"
"Promise." Otto agrees reluctantly
"Good now we'll see you at six." Larry says as they walk off.
"LUCAS!!!" there is a roar of anger as Ness storms out of his room and walks outside. Gwen, Naruto, Luffy, and T.L. quickly dive into a bush as Lucas gets ready.
"I told you to NEVER touch this box!" Ness exclaims grabbing the box. "Don't let me catch you with it again!"
"Sorry bro." Lucas apoligizes
Ness gives everyone else a "Whats going on?" look then leaves. He goes inside and looks for a new spot to hide. Lucas just stands there ashamed until Dexter speaks up.
"It seems that your brother is definatly hiding something and it is directly linked to that box!" Dexter says adjusting his glasses
"Then all we need to do is get that box." Luffy says
"No, that won't work." Lucas says getting everyone's attention. "First he's gonna hide it somewhere else now and even if we did find it, I discovered that he welded the lock shut with PK fire. So if we opened it he'd know."
"So I guess were gonna have to come up with another way." Naruto says rubbing his chin.
Attempt one.
Bribery
Ness is sitting at a lunch table eating a sandwhitch from home, Unkown to the fact that he is being watched by Dexter and Otto. Dexter takes out a small portable computer and prints a fake 100 doller bill out. He gives it to Otto who goes into the cafeteria, he makes a beeline to Ness but is stopped short by running into someone. He looks up to see the lumbering body of Mammoth, he gulps as Mammoth sees the doller bill and smirks. "Why thank you dweeb!" he then plucks the bill out of his hands like a leaf.
"Wait you can-Oof!" he is cut off by Mammoth who pushs him down with his index finger. Mammoth then walks back to he Hive students to show his catch. Dexter slaps his forehead in anguish and walks off.
Attempt two.
Seduction
Ness is in Math class and is focused on a problem. Gwen is sitting to desks away from him and is writing a note. She finishs the note and reads it to herself. "If you tell me what's in the box, I'll give you a kiss, Gwen." she takes the note and waits for Lumpus to turn his back. She then casually tosses the note in Ness's direction. She then waits a while before the note comes flying back to her. She eagerly opens the note and reads it. "My collection of Sassycat dolls. Irwin" she looks to her left to see Irwin smiling at her goofily. Gwen sighs and rubs her head as if she has a headache.
Attempt three.
Blackmail.
Naruto and Luffy are hiding behind a bush, Naruto is pasting letters onto a letter. He finishs the threat and gives it to Luffy. Luffy nods seriously and runs over to the lockers. He looks at the paper 696 and sees he locker that says 696. He smiles and casually slips the letter into the grates on the door. He then takes off and hides behind the corner of the hallway with Naruto. They both wait patiently untill someone starts walking down the hallway. They see Ness and Eddy, Luffy smiles as Ness make his way towards the locker but instead of stopping he keeps going. Luffy's jaw drops as Eddy starts to open the locker that Luffy put the note in. Naruto shoots Luffy a glare and snatchs the paper he sees the number and flips it upside down so it says 969 and shoves it in Luffy's face.
Meanwhile Eddy has gone into a cold sweat as he reads the letter. He pulls it away from his face and looks around to see if anyone is looking. He quickly dives into the locker and yanks out a shoebox holding it close to his chest. He then takes off in a mad dash, Luffy simply scratchs his head while Naruto thinks about what Eddy might have in that box.
About thirty attempts later
"This isn't working." Gwen says as she drinks a slushie in Chokey Chicken.
"Phaybe ve neeb a bew fan." Luffy suggests his face bloody and swollen, something that had to do with a ladder, the showers and Lady Tsunade.
"Beah!" Naruto says his face just as messy.
"It seems no matter what we try someone gets in the way." Dexter says biting a piece of chicken.
"We need to get Ness alone somewhere." Seth says reclining
"Maybe we should leave it be." Chopper suggests
"Yes I have to agree." T.L says "The last one almost got me killed!"
"But it was pretty funny." Gwen says remembering T.L. being chased by the football team.
"Right Gwen!" Irwin says appearing out of nowhere next to her, he slowly starts to wrap his arm around her until...
Wham!
Irwin is lying unconsious on the ground with a bloody nose and Gwen who is clenching her fist sits back down.
Note to self NEVER harrass Gwen Lucas thought.
"Hey what are you doing scuz-breath!" a familier voice calls out from outside. Everyone looks outside to see Gizmo and Mammoth getting arrested. Everyone starts to snicker as they watch the two being put in the police car.
"You two are under arrest for trying to use counterfeit money." the policeman says shutting the cardoor.
"Well at least something good came out of this." Otto smiles as everyone laughs at their misfortune.
Ness: A trip to the beach huh.
Everyone: Yep, wanna come?
Ness: Okay.
Everyone: Great!
Next Time! A trip to the Beach!