Title: No Rhyme or Reason
Word Count: 131
Prompt: #3 Apples
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"What you go there, Jimmy?" House asked, from the couch where he'd planted himself that morning with no intention of moving all day. He had the TV remote near and the Playstation close so why should he move?
"I took it upon myself to do some shopping, since if you were left to your own devices you'd live off Vicodin and beer," Wilson replied.
"Two of the main food groups, I'll have you know."
"They are not."
"So, what did you get?"
"Some meat, bread, cereals, fruit…"
"Fruit?! Do you see a fruit bowl in this apartment?"
"No, but I figured you could keep it in the fridge and you know the saying, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'."
"That only works if you don't live with a doctor."