A Screwed Up Fairytale

In Collaboration with Tsunaide

Chapter 3: His Pet

'Sup all? It's Rice-Ball247 here again! -sigh- it occured to me, that I haven't even put in a disclaimer yet... -feels really guilty- and since I kinda have no idea how to use FF.N -cough- please bear with me with the time it takes to edit chapter :P

That ruler thing doesn't work for me...sadly...anyways! Sorry this took so looooooooong to get out! -gasps- I had three assignments and two tests in the span of one week, and I got a new assignment today! I'm sure you guys couldn't really care less though, so on with the fic!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Short, simple and witty, if you look underneath the underneath! XD

The vampire had just asked him where his school was! Naruto stared as Sasuke sauntered closer to him, grasping his face in his hands.

"Your blood is special. I won't let anybody else have it. Therefore, you will remain by my side all day long, pet," Sasuke hissed into Naruto's ear, nibbling on his pet's ear with satisfaction.

"I'm not your pet! Besides-"

Naruto's sentence was cut off when he felt Sasuke's lips trail on the juncture of his neck and shoulder. He froze where he was before raising an arm defensively to protect himself.

"Don't. Don't convert me," he stated. Pleaded. Sasuke gazed down at the boy with cold, unwavering eyes before recognizing the need for love in his eyes. The need and want for love and hope.

"Oh well," he sighed, lowering his head and pressing his lips gently against Naruto's forehead. "But I won't let anyone else have you. Let's go."

Naruto nodded as he felt Sasuke's hands lace around his wrist and drag him down the corridor to the front door.

"Sasuke, you can't go out dressed like that!"

"Why not?"

A perfectly shaped eyebrow rose in questioning to the boy's sudden objection to go outside dressed in what he had always found to be perfectly acceptable attire.

"Coz you dress weird!" Naruto shuddered, glaring hatefully at the cloaks that covered Sasuke. He brought his hand into his bag and pulled out a spare uniform for P.E. "You can borrow my sports uniform."

Sasuke's eyes stared at the clothes that were being pushed towards him. He stared a while longer before bringing his eyes to meet Naruto's again.

"You expect me," he began, pointing to himself and then to the clothes in his arms, "to wear this?"

Naruto nodded mutely and leaned against the wall with an expectant look in his face. Sasuke smirked. His lithe fingers unfastened the clasp of his cloak and it dropped down to his feet in pools. Next came off the shirt. The silk material glided off his pale, alabaster skin and joined the velvet on the floor. He used his heels and kicked off his boots before his fingers rested on the hem of his pants.

Naruto's eyes widened and his face flamed bright red before spinning around and screwing his eyes tightly shut, emitting a tiny squeak. A chuckle left Sasuke's mouth as the sound of his pants and the heavy belt that upheld the material clunked heavily to the ground. Naruto dared a peek over his shoulders and between his fingers as the sex god stood completely naked, save for a well-fabricated, cotton loincloth.

There was that smirk again as he pulled on Naruto's navy blue shorts and white short-sleeved polo shirt. Naruto, deeming it safe to remove his hands from his eyes, let them drop to reveal Sasuke wearing his clothing, fitting perfectly and fine against his well-toned figure. He glanced around and dropped himself into a nearby seat, pulling on the cotton socks and running shoes that Naruto had so kindly supplied.

Naruto took a glance at his watch as Sasuke gathered his clothing and dropped them in a messy pile on the seat which he had once occupied.

"Aww, fuck!" Naruto suddenly cursed, seeing the minute hand hit twelve as the hour hand was brought to nine. "We're so dead!"

"Why are we going to be 'dead' as you put it?" Sasuke asked coolly as Naruto kicked open the front door. "And I'd appreciate it if you handled my home with better care that that."

"WE'RE LATE! KAKASHI-SENSEI'S PUNISHMENTS ARE THE WORST!" Naruto screeched as he raced out into the sunlight.

Sasuke stopped at the door, glaring at light that shone so freely on the pavement and grass present before him. The beautiful fountain that had once gushed water from its expertly carved mouth was cracked in places that were beyond repair. What was once cement was now undistinguishable through the mould and layers of dirt and bird excrement. Rubbish and foreign wrappers littered the hollow base where the water should have been collected. Sasuke shook his head with disgust. What on earth had happened whilst he was asleep? How long was he asleep for anyway?

"Naruto, tell me, what year is it?" he asked the blonde who was impatiently hopping from one foot to the next with unused energy.

'Energy that I can harness…' Sasuke thought evilly. Naruto paused in his rushed disposition and merciless pounding on the dirt path.

"Um…it's 2006. Why?"

Sasuke's heart, had it still been alive, would have stopped beating. He stared at the area around him, the rusted fence which had been barred shut, the hole that he could easily see in the corner which was Naruto's secret sneak-hole, the overgrown ferns which he was sure he would NOT have allowed to grow in his beautiful garden. It took him only a few seconds to calculate the reason why strange coloured contraptions were racing around outside the massive steel gates that presented the Uchiha mansion with an air of unperturbed hostility and extruding arrogance.

"One hundred years. I have truly been resting for a century," he murmured in amazement, turning to the blonde boy who had resumed his parade on the ground. "And you, you had awakened me, had you not?"

Naruto paused for a moment, wondering what his punishment might be for awakening his 'master'. Sasuke chuckled and shook his head, stepping out into the sunlight unflinchingly.

"Let's go."

Naruto, finally having it clicked in his mind that vampires would die in sunlight, began to wonder what on earth could have happened in the process of Sasuke's conversion to vampirism that allowed him to stand in broad daylight.

At the same time, Sasuke wondered if anything had happened during Naruto's birth that caused him to have such an unusual hyperactivity condition.

Naruto swung one leg over his motorbike and handed a spare helmet to Sasuke, who grimaced as he put it reluctantly over his naturally spiked hair. Swinging one slender leg over the edge of the bike, Sasuke smirked under his helmet and slid his hands beneath Naruto's rumpled shirt as he started the engine and drove off. And Naruto couldn't help but let a sensuous moan elicit from his mouth at Sasuke's smooth ministrations.

'Whatever happened to the innocent Naruto?' he practically wailed in his mind as he turned the handle up a notch in speed and felt Sasuke grasp onto him tighter.

By the time they had arrived at Shinobi Academy, the huge clock on the front wall of the first building showed them a displeasing time of ten past nine. Naruto grumbled as he parked his bike, chained it and then stuffed his keys into his pant pockets. Sasuke followed after him, pulling his helmet off and holding it to his hip as Naruto did. Opening the doors, Naruto wasn't surprised to find that it was entirely empty. He sighed as he nodded for Sasuke to follow him to his locker and then to homeroom.

Sasuke observed with much interest as Naruto fiddled with a black lock, engraved with white digits on the edges and a dial that clicked as it turned. After ten seconds of waiting, it finally clicked and Naruto snapped it, and his locker, open. He took a quick glance at his timetable on the inside wall of his locker door, pulled out essential books and then put both his and Sasuke's helmets into its metal depths. Before he allowed Sasuke to follow him to class, he stopped the older boy and gave him a quick and simple, yet much needed warning.

"Listen, Sasuke. People at this school would think it would be weird and freak out if you tell them that you're a-"

"Vampire, I know," Sasuke sighed with the roll of his eyes. He smirked at Naruto as he followed him up endless flights of stairs. "I'm not an idiot, you know."

"Lot's of things have changed since you were last awake. You have plenty of catching up to do," Naruto warned him, his hand on the doorknob. Sasuke looked like he would bellow with laughter, if it was possible for him to do so.

"Don't make me laugh, Naruto. You of all people should understand that I have all the time in the world to learn such petty things," Sasuke replied as Naruto turned the knob and pulled the door open. What Naruto saw inside, however, was quite unexpected.

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Rice-Ball247: ahhahaha...so I stopped there -sigh- I'm pleased with the amount of reviews for the first two chapters and I would like to especially acknowlege the following reviewers who reviewed the story so far (plus replys I guess...)

tatertotts: hero? -blush- geez, I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but I can't exactly update everyday. I'm trying for regular, fast updates though, so more reviews means exactly that! Thanks for your review!

Battle Zzang: hehe, trying to make the chapters better and longer if possible...my writing pace seems to be slacking nowadays, I'm sorry. Thank you for your review (and the deleted one too :P)

Lexibob: you reviewed this fic on LJ, didn't you? Lolz, thank you for your review! Although getting Sasuke's character is a bit difficult! ...um...at fourteen, am I meant to know what snarky is? O.o

moonlitStarDestiny: yooo! thank you for your review again! don't usually like vampire fics? I'm hoping that you'll start enjoying them after this one. I can understand what you mean though, I don't like reading them (I'm so weird, i'm a freak! I know... :P) but I do enjoy writing them!

Blackrosebunny: Sorry I ended it there :D but you know how we writers are! -.-; I've got more plans for them in hold, but for now, let's just enjoy some...er..i don't want to say porn without plot since i'm not allowed to write that stuff yet, but something just before that! lolz!

sisis sama: Lol thanks for your awesome review! XD

Yamazakura: Thank you for the review:) finally someone comments on my style of language. Someone on LJ said that I wrote like a corss between Anne Rice and some...poet... -.-; but forgot lolz

blue-nuriel: pervy-Sasuke IS great, i'm sure everyone would like to keep one in their closet -coughIwantKakashicough- thanks for your review!

Midnight Shining Star: thanks for your review! I'm trying to update more lol!

And that's it :) can't wait for the next chapter? please review! I never realized that 'Review my story, I'll write faster' was true. Really, no matter how many I get, I suddenly feel inspired to write more, and yes, it's my obligation to write for you guys, but I want to do it so please keep in touch with this story! Bai!