A Screwed Up Fairytale
In Collaboration with Tsunaide
Chapter 5: Kakashi reveals all! Well...most of it...
Wah!! I know you want to yell at me!! This is Rice-Ball247...if anyone hasn't forgotten lol! Remember in the last chapter, how I told you that my father sent the computer to a friend to repair...? -takes in a gasp of breath- WELL! I officially HATE that friend of his, because of him, all my stories, doujinshi, manga, pictures and things that I've had since 2003, have been deleted! Can you believe it? He says that he didn't but I can't find it anywhere, neither can my father! So please, if anyone has ANY clue as to what I can do to retreive the files, please message me, tell me in the review or email me at sugablossom247 (at) msn (dot) com! Thank you! Anyways! On with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Short, sweet and witty, if you look underneath the underneath!
"Just leave me alone!"
It was the fourth time that day Naruto had said that while running away from his self-proclaimed master. Running away from Uchiha Sasuke was getting easier, though, from his ever-growing fanclub – generally, the whole female population of Konohagakure prefecture. Finally arriving at the cafeteria, the blond boy ran in and hid behind his group of friends, turning on his natural radar.
A guy, sleeping peacefully on the table raised his black, pineapple shaped head at Naruto, yawning in the process.
"What is it this time, Naruto?" Kiba from his roll-call evidently could see something wrong with Naruto as his blond friend started emitting bleep sounds. Finding that the cafeteria was clear of the vampire, Naruto plopped down beside the pineapple head, Shikamaru, the genius of Konohagakure High School.
"That Sasuke bastard cannot stop stalking me! It is seriously giving me the creeps, like this morning-"
Remembering what happened THAT morning, Naruto stopped and turned a severely pretty shade of red. Shino, the sunglasses wearing bug lover raised an eyebrow at Naruto's change of face.
"Ever since that Uchiha came in, Lee has been depressed," Kiba pointed out the green suit that was melted into the table.
Naruto sweat dropped, "Lee's depressed?!"
Kiba poked at his food and replied in a bored, monotonous voice, "Sakura disappeared in that fanclub of that Uchiha dude," not noticing the dark aura around Lee growing. Kiba continued, "It was even seen that she was the president of the club with Ino…Lee…?"
The green suit slithered down from the table, slumped down into his seat and then collapsed in a messed heap on the cafeteria floor. Naruto caught a glimpse of the black-bowl cut head before it disappeared below the surface of their table.
"Lee, man, you a'lite?" Kiba asked, raising an eyebrow at the sloppy looking male who was literally looking 'sloppy'.
"Ngh…hnn…mada…Saku…damn 'suke bitch," was the slurred reply – or rather, what the group that were still properly seated could hear. They sighed as their other friend, Neji, dropped into a seat beside Naruto whilst Naruto's best friend, Gaara, took a seat in front of him.
"What's up, Naruto?" Gaara asked with a slight smile on his face. Naruto blinked before grinning at the redhead in front of him. They did their special friendship handshake and leaned back into their seats.
"Did you get a load of that new kid?" Kiba butted into their conversation.
"Blow-in," Neji muttered under his breath. Kiba and he turned to glare at each other before the former would huff, looking away angrily. Neji's glare was cool and settled and did not leave the face of 'dog-boy' as he put it. He and Neji had never got along for one reason – Neji's little cousin, Hyuuga Hinata.
It was obvious to everyone that Kiba had the hugest crush on Hinata, but the girl was obviously head-over-heals in love with Naruto. At first, Neji hadn't been too keen on the one being pursued by his cousin but after a certain event at a party that involved her, Naruto had been his hero. It wasn't before long before Neji himself was head-over-heals in love with the blonde. And yes, he was in love, because Hyuuga's did not lust, nor did they like. It was either love or hate, black or white – no gray. It was through the two Hyuugas' introduction to Naruto, did they meet one of his best friend's Inuzuka Kiba.
Kiba was a hard-headed loudmouth who pretty much was Naruto's brother. He and Naruto were like two peas in a pod – personality wise. Why Neji hated the boy was simply a mystery, since he was so much like Naruto. The opposites of the loudmouths were the quiets, of course. Across from Kiba sat Nara Shikamaru, the genius of Konoha High and another member of their group, Aburame Shino, who was as stoic and impassive as a rock. Talking to him was literally talking to a brick wall, so how they managed to befriend him was a mystery to all.
"Shikamaru!" called a voice from across the cafeteria, juggling a tray, no wait, three trays of food. Naruto didn't know whether to lose his appetite or rejoice in the fact that he could always snatch something from the oncoming boy. Akimichi Chouji was a massive boy with a big heart. He was quite hefty and was always teased about it but then again, those who teased him were never heard from again. Apparently, they always transferred schools the very next day. Chouji dropped himself and his overloaded trays into his reserved space beside Shikamaru, his best friend since childhood.
Naruto's stomach grumbled at the sight of the mouth watering…delicious smelling…cafeteria food.
"What's on the menu for today?" Kiba asked, sidling up beside Chouji. The latter waved his hand absentmindedly at the food on the table as he ate his home-made pork chops from home. Mrs. Akimichi ALWAYS made the best food. ALWAYS.
"Dude, I think that's still alive," Naruto warned Kiba as he reached for the paper plate filled with some sort of pre-made, reheated seafood curry. The blonde's stomach lurched as Kiba shrugged and wolfed the food down. Haha, get it? Wolfed? Kiba? Haha…nevermind. He was still feeling sick until lo-and-behold! His blue eyes just happened upon a steaming bowl of pork ramen. His mouth watered at the sight of his favourite food before Chouji, seeing his friend stare hungrily, pushed the bowl towards him.
"Got this for you," he grinned, handing Naruto his plastic cutlery. "I knew you'd want it."
"Thank you, Chouji! I love you!" Naruto replied cheerfully, a huge grin that spread across his face reached his eyes.
"Now who do you love?" drawled a voice from Naruto's right ear. The entire table froze and everyone stopped functioning. The people from the other tables stared on in wonder as a new installment happened upon the room.
"Sasuke," Neji growled in acknowledgement, nodding at the dark-haired Uchiha. Said Uchiha ignored the said Hyuuga which caused the said Hyuuga to go into a mad yet calm and passive fit of rage.
A wet tongue protruded from between Sasuke's lips and gently licked at the muscle beneath Naruto's ear, working its way down his neck.
"Sa-Sasuke," Naruto moaned, a heavy blush staining his tanned cheeks. Across from Naruto, Sabaku no Gaara's wooden chopsticks literally became dust. Sasuke nipped and gently sucked on the warm skin of Naruto's neck, restraining with all his might from doing two things.
One was draining Naruto completely of his delicious blood. The other was jumping the said boy on the spot and hosting a show for all to see, right there, right now.
Naruto's vision waned and became heady as a hot breath lapped over the surface of his skin. Kiba, sitting on Naruto's other side, gulped as he watched the action between the two boys. Slowly he let his own hand travel below the table...
The room was beginning to grow hot and musky as couples became turned on by the show of homosexuality in their very school. Well, one-sided anyway, since Naruto was only moaning and groaning and was 'all moan, no action.' It was when one of Sasuke's fangs just happened to gaze sharply across Naruto's skin did the blonde jump up and push the raven haired boy away.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" he shouted angrily before storming out of the room. The entire room blinked, if possible, closing their wide eyes and opened mouths. Murmurs and talk spread across the room and before anyone could ask the Uchiha as to what on earth was going on between him and Naruto, Sasuke was gone.
Whilst Naruto had mysteriously disappeared off the face of the planet, Sasuke had a meeting with his new teacher, Kakashi. There was something odd about the silver haired man that intrigued him and he was desperate to know why the presence of the said man caused him to feel perplexed and unnerved – a very unpleasant turn of manner for his usually cool and focused demeanor. He walked down the barren corridor that was devoid of any life aside from himself. His mind replayed the path that would lead him to where his teacher would supposedly be as of now.
He rested his hand on the cool, metal doorknob before turning it, the smooth surface sliding easily in his hands. It clicked open, signaling that the pale blue door was unlocked before entering himself. His target sat quietly at his own desk, a red pen dangling between his slender fingertips in his right hand as his left leafed through the book that he was hunched over.
Sasuke cleared his throat but remained unimpressed as his teacher ignored him. He shut the door behind him and walked over to the desk, his footsteps muffled by the worn away green and blue carpet.
"Sir."
Finally, a sign that he was being acknowledged, Kakashi's head rose, averting his attention from the book that had captured his interest for that specific period of time.
"Yes, Sasuke?"
"Tell me, for I will be very straightforward with you, as you will be with me. Do you know who I am?" Sasuke asked his question finally, his relaxed hands became clenched fists as Kakashi's red pen dropped from his fingers to the clattered mess of the surface of the desk. Kakashi regarded him carefully for a full thirty seconds of silence before answering as the boy had requested.
"Yes, I do know who you are," was his reply. "Please pull up a seat."
Sasuke turned mutely to the desk in front of Kakashi's and borrowed the chair, placing it before his teacher. He settled himself down into his seat and shifted so that his legs crossed over. A few moments passed before Kakashi closed his book and turned so that his body faced Sasuke completely.
"It's nice to see you again, Sasuke."
Obsidian eyes narrowed as Kakashi's arms folded over his chest and leaned back into his seat. Sasuke felt his confusion slowly being washed away as Kakashi gazed into his eyes. It was as if a telepathic link was sent to him and was telling him his entire life story. His teacher's lips did not breathe a single word yet Sasuke felt as if he had just had an entire novel read to him.
"I see," Sasuke murmured, blinking finally as he turned his eyes to his teacher once again. "Hatake Kakashi. My godfather. How do you do?"
Kakashi bowed respectfully in his place as he answered Sasuke, "I am well and I hope you compete as well as I. You have seasoned to quite a satisfactory extent."
"Yes, I have grown plentiful, Kakashi. But there is more I need to know. Where is Obito, my uncle?"
Kakashi remained silent for another moment longer before he leaned forward in his seat, hands entwined beneath his chin and his eye darkened considerably.
"Uchiha Obito is dead."
The answer was curt, as any other Uchiha would expect. Sasuke's beloved uncle and legal guardian was dead. He did not know whether to shout or curse or laugh for that matter. Many things had gone wrong in their final moments together.
"And the others?"
"In others, I am guessing you are referring to your master and those of his rank, the three sannin?" Kakashi replied with an eyebrow raised. Sasuke nodded mutely and Kakashi seemed to smile as his left arm dropped across the desk and tapped his book lovingly.
"Good ol' Jiraiya is still alive and kicking. He's quite old now, most likely pushing one hundred and fifty-five years. He looks like he's in his fifties though, and is making quite a rich living from his adult novels."
Sasuke felt his eye twitch. Why didn't he feel surprised?
"He still writes that blasphemy?" Sasuke snorted, letting his dark eyes drop to the bright orange, paperback book under Kakashi's hand. Kakashi nodded with amusement, but was torn between laughter and the defense of his most favourite pastime.
"There is nothing wrong with it to you now, Sasuke. You were but a mere child when you found his books," Kakashi replied softly, causing Sasuke to fall silent. Both stared at each other unwaveringly, both daring the other to speak first before the older man finally broke the unneeded silence.
"Tsunade…she's just as good as Jiraiya, perhaps better. She put her abilities to use and had come out as a beautiful woman. She looks barely older than her mid-twenties but her bust shows otherwise," Kakashi laughed, causing the young Uchiha to colour red. He remembered an extremely embarrassing run in with his family doctor's 'Wonder Duo's' and the memory had failed to leave him since. "She is currently the President of Konohagakure, so she has really made a name for herself. Surprisingly, she had taken a liking to Naruto and is currently one of his guardians."
"One of his guardians? Naruto?" Sasuke repeated with a blank look on his face. "Uzumaki…Naruto?"
"Yes, yes, the same one that you nearly jumped just minutes ago," Kakashi answered. Sasuke was about to ask him as to how he knew before deciding against it. He wasn't the only vampire in the room and he knew what lay behind that face mask of his. "Umino Iruka, is his other guardian. He works as a teacher at this very school, so I'd advise you to keep a good lookout for him."
Sasuke nodded as he followed on with Kakashi's languid and complex explanation. He older male made himself comfortable once again before continuing.
"Orochimaru. What to say about him? There is nothing I can say except for the fact that he has disappeared. Vanished from all records, vampire archives and all that jazz. Jiraiya had given up a search for him and as for Tsunade, I know that woman has got her FBI agents out looking for him this very moment. He did many unforgivable things before his strange disappearance a year ago."
"A year? So soon?" Sasuke asked with a hint of trepidation laced in his tone. The thought of his taunting master's disappearance was not what had unsettled him. In fact, although it did not show on the outside, on the inside the Uchiha was jumping for joy. He had only wished that the man had disappeared fifty years ago instead, and not as soon as Kakashi had mentioned it to be. Kakashi nodded darkly in response before both males jumped at the sound of rapid knocking on the door. He cursed softly under his breath about irritating people disturbing him as he stood up and answered it. To both the boys' shock, blue eyes met with black and the former took a step back towards the door.
"Si-sir, what is he doing here?" Naruto stuttered, his fingers splayed out on the smooth surface of the wooden door behind him. Sasuke raised an eyebrow in his silence as Kakashi beckoned for Naruto to sit in a seat beside Sasuke. Reluctantly, the blonde did as he was told, shooting off a glare to his master.
"You're a bit late," Kakashi sighed, turning to Naruto expectantly. Naruto took the hint and answered in a snide tone that he would not be performing a dance of any sort. "You know I have my special punishments reserved just for you, Naruto."
Sasuke turned his head from one to the other as the conversation was tossed back and forth between the two. Sasuke tried to breach the confinements of Naruto's mind but he felt a force knocking him back and turned to glare at his teacher.
"Don't you dare do that," Kakashi growled to Sasuke in warning. "Godson or not, you will not do anything of the sort to Naruto, do you hear me, Sasuke?"
"Godson?" Naruto echoed, his eyes widening in realization as he stared at the two males before him. He wasn't as dense as people took him to be, so he put two and two together. "You mean that…"
"Yes, Naruto. I hide my face for two reasons. One will remain unknown to you but the other, I will tell. I myself am a vampire."
Naruto could feel chills run up and down his spine as his teacher gave him a saucy wink. He felt something in his pants give off a giant lurch and he squeezed his legs tightly together to suppress it, placing his hands strategically over his lap to hide away any obvious evidence.
'Oh shit…'
"Do you realize how cute you are?" Kakashi smirked, watching in amusement as Naruto turned a pretty shade of pink and begin to stutter slightly. "Anyways, my point is, I was alive back before Sasuke was sealed and I was his godfather and guardian after everyone in the family line was supposedly killed. His uncle, Obito, was killed and in his will was that guardianship and the legal right to being Sasuke's godfather was mine. It wasn't soon before both of us became what we are today – vampires."
"How did you become a vampire?" Naruto asked, his eyes widening in surprise to his revelation. The bell rang, signaling that lunch was over and that the students had better get their sorry asses into class before the tardy bell rang again.
"Well, sorry Naruto, but that's a question that will be saved for another day. I'll see you in science," Kakashi grinned, placing his face close to the blonde boy. "Don't be late again."
The last sentence caused Naruto to tense slightly and he felt that tightness growing in his pants when his teacher's lithe fingers stroked the side of his face gently.
"Or else…punishment is in order…"
He screwed his eyes shut tightly and before long, Kakashi was out the door, leaving him alone in the room with a probably jealous and horny vampire, his master Sasuke. The raven haired male studied Naruto's flushed face for a moment before he pulled the boy up with ease and hoisted him onto his lap.
"Sas-Sasuke! There might…someone might…" Naruto groaned, feeling his hardened self being pressed against another. Sasuke groped his backside none too gently as he muffled Naruto's voice with his own mouth. His tongue plundered the depths of Naruto's wet cavern, hot and needy. Naruto's hands clenched and bunched up his own uniform on Sasuke's well-developed form.
"I don't like him touching you," Sasuke hissed with jealousy ringing in his tone. "It makes me want to claim you straight away…"
"Hnn…" Naruto whined, feeling icy cold fingers slip into his pants and brush gently against the rim of his silky, blue boxers. "Too…fast, Sasuke…"
His weak and feeble protests caused the vampire to reluctantly back away and call off his lust as well as restrain himself with well practiced discipline. The tardy bell rang and Naruto groaned as he realized that he was late for Kakashi's science class now.
Looks like a little punishment was in order.
And that's what Kakashi said as soon as Naruto walked into his class, flushed and exhausted from the run from one building to the next. A smirk played on his face as his 'favourite' student sat down in his designated seat, up at the front right before his own desk. When the class began their work, Kakashi beckoned Naruto up and the latter gulped as he stepped up to his teacher's desk.
"Yes sir?"
"You and me, after school in the music rooms."
Naruto froze. He, being a music student, knew all too well what the perverted science teacher had in store for him. Because every music student knows…
That the music rooms were soundproof.
Rice-Ball247: There's something VERY VERY important that I should alert you, the readers, to. First off, I would like to make the BIGGEST of apologies. The only excuse for holding this of was that both Tsunaide and I were busy. I'm going through one of the hardest months of my life, since I've been helping my parents with our move. The stupid council keeps giving us a hard time!!
Second of all, A Screwed Up Fairytale will NOT be abandoned, but progress with this may be quite slow. If I don't update in a while, please do NOT think that I have abandoned this, because I wont. I love this story to bits.
Thirdly, contributions from Tsunaide towards this story will be a little slow as well, since she is writing her own DBSK Jaeho fics AND going through her School Certificate at the same time. All those in year 10 should understand...or even those doing their HSC now. Please keep Tsunaide in your prayers, or thoughts if you're not religious. I really want the best for her!
Thanks to ALL those who have reviewed! Once again, I deeply apologize! Please keep in tune with this, ne? I have to go now! Thanks again!
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Btw, to all KakaNaru fans: Tsunaide told me that there is some KakaNaru in the latest volume of Naruto. Is that TRUE?? REALLY:D