A Screwed Up Fairytale
Chapter 7: Dirty Little Secret
Okay, IMPORTANT note: This chapter was actually written before the previous chapter (in fact, Tsu actually wrote part of this chapter. Tsu!! -waves- if you read this, HIIIIII! and yes, you did write part of this chapter. and the next. I remember :P). Those who actually read my authors notes in...probably the fifth chapter or so, know that my computer was rebooted and I lost everything. So I ended up writing Chapter 6 of this story to make up for lost time, only to end up finding this story again. So this really should have happened before Chapter 6, but I've altered the story so that it fits in here. By the way, I've edited the last chapter. Naruto has to see Kakashi after school agian! -wink- coz secretly, you guys like a good KakaNaru once in a while. If any of you are confused, feel free to message me. I feel slightly confused as well, since the chapters are currently all over the place, but I promise that after chapter 8 or so, everything should fit into place once again! Thank you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Short, sweet and witty, if you look underneath the underneath! Dirty Little Secret belongs to The All-American Rejects!
A rough, calloused hand slowly and gently crawled up Naruto's arm placing feather-light touches on his bare shoulder blade.
Naruto hiccupped as the cloth of Kakashi's mask tickled his torso, whilst traveling lower and lower. Naruto was in a tightly sealed music room with his science teacher who was teaching him 'how to sing'.
Kakashi's eye curved happily as his hand ventured lower, the higher and louder Naruto 'sang'.
"Can I interrupt this…thing?"
Everything stopped as a particular voice cut through the room. Hands stopped and Naruto turned his head to the door and met Sasuke's blood red eyes.
Naruto screamed as he sat up from his table, interrupting the class and effectively frightening the teacher, who made a gigantic squiggle on the whiteboard.
The class cracked up laughing at both the teacher getting freaked and Naruto waking up from an afternoon nap. Naruto's eyes searched a particular person and found his head turning away from him.
If Naruto saw Sasuke a split second before he turned his head, he would have saw a pair of blood red eyes.
"Oh my lord!" the teacher's hand clutched his shirt, pretending to have a heart attack. Walking up to Naruto's desk, the teacher picked up his notepad. It had a few drops of drool.
"Sorry, Iruka…"
A little 'flwak' was heard when the English teacher, Iruka, smacked Naruto on the head lightly while hissing, "I told you not to call me that at school!"
Umino Iruka, guardian of Uzumaki Naruto and his English teacher sighed as he went back to the board and rubbed out his gigantic squiggle.
"Continuing…"
"Ne, ne, Iruka! What about my punishment?!"
The rest of the class stared at Naruto's wish for a punishment. They thought he was insane.
"Naruto," Iruka stopped writing on the board. "I don't think that sleeping shortly in my class requires a punishment."
Naruto flew up from his table and slammed his hands on the table.
"Irukaaaaa…! I need a punishment, a detention, anything to stop me from meeting Kakashi this afternoon!"
Iruka raised an eyebrow, "Even though he's a pervert, I don't think that he would do anything like molesting you."
As the class cracked up laughing, Sasuke saw from the corner of his eye, a slowly reddening Naruto. He ended up turning a nice shade of pink. Quieting the class, Iruka directed Naruto to sit down and continued teaching for the rest of the period.
It was after school and Naruto was standing in front of the main music room, hesitating on turning the doorknob.
Remembering the dream he had in Iruka's English class and the last time he was in here, Naruto did not notice a hand landing on his shoulder.
"Naruto…"
Snapping out of it Naruto expected Kakashi or Sasuke to be behind him but never suspected Iruka to be there.
"What was your problem in class? Do you really hate Hatake that much?"
Wincing at Iruka's voice level, Naruto walked into the music room, finding an empty room, just like yesterday, although without Kakashi in it.
'I should have known that Kakashi would be late. He didn't even show up to roll-call.'
Naruto sighed in relief as he plopped down into one of the many chairs. Met with no answer, Iruka sat down beside Naruto, grumbling to himself. After fifteen minutes, Naruto realized that his guardian was still next to him. He turned mutely to the brunette beside him, who raised an eyebrow in expectation.
"I'm waiting with you."
'That's creepy. Iruka read my mind,' Naruto looked ta Iruka, 'I hope he wasn't reading my mind before…'
Half an hour passed. And then fifteen more minutes passed until a splatter of silver hair poked through the crack in the door.
"Sorry I'm late. That new teacher, Mrs. Avery, was hitting on me, and chased me around the school for an hour. Eventually I gave up and gave her what she wanted," Kakashi apologized, all while winking to his audience. Both Iruka and Naruto grimaced.
"You're lying, we saw Mrs. Avery walking normally to her car and…URGH! THAT WAS JUST GROSS! Ewwwww!" Naruto felt like retching and turned a nice tinge of green, "Mrs. Avery is OLD!! OLD, WRINKLY AND…OLD!!! THE MENTAL IMAGE!! THE MENTAL IMAGE!!!"
Iruka felt a bit sick, even though he knew that Kakashi was lying. A pounding headache emerged as Naruto continued wailing around the room.
"That is one disgusting mental image…"
Naruto stopped wailing as a quiet voice was heard from the opened door.
"Ahh…Sasuke."
Sasuke appeared at the doorway, Kakashi glanced at him, "He was the real reason why I was late."
Naruto was captivated by Sasuke's eyes. Blood red with swirled pupils were staring back at him. Naruto suddenly realized and jumped back, angrily pointing an accusing finger at the stoic boy.
"You went into my dream in English class! You friggin' weirdo!"
Sasuke's eyes went back to it's usual black, expressionless gaze, although Naruto detected a tinge of hostility flitting about his mood.
"Should I mention what happened in that dream to Kakashi and Iruka?" He descended upon his stunned prey, speaking in a harsh tone at first, and then lowering to a softer, gentler voice, "Or…"
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's thin wrist and yanked the blonde boy towards his fairly toned chest, "should I show them instead…?"
In a split second, Kakashi was in between the teenagers, firmly gripping Sasuke's shoulder in one hand and gently pushing Naruto away in the opposite direction with his other.
"I did warn you, Sasuke. Even though Naruto's guardian is present in the room, you still continue…maybe you should be punished too?"
Sasuke shot him his most lethal 'don't-you-fucking-dare' glare in reply. The science teacher maintained his even gaze angrily until a sharp cough sliced through the tension. All eyes were directed to an uneasy looking Iruka, who was shocked by the awkwardness of the situation.
"Sorry to interrupt, but can someone place tell me what's going on?" Iruka asked tentatively, a slight blush colouring his tanned cheeks when all eyes were directed at him.
"Kakashi and Sasuke were talking about vamp-MMPH!!"
"Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about!" Kakashi interrupted, his hand had forced itself on Naruto's mouth, pushing his muffled cries to the back of the said boy's throat.
"Kakashi…I'd like to hear what Naruto has to say," Iruka added sternly, an even glare directed to the only other teacher in the room. With his free hand, Kakashi adjusted his bandana, the warmth returning to his eyes, or rather, the one that was visible.
"Well…Naruto was gonna ruin the surprise for dinner tonight, right, Naruto?" he presented an evil smirk down at his favorite student, a smirk that went unnoticed by the boy's guardian. "I was hoping to invite you, Iruka, to a nice dinner at Ichiraku Ramen!"
Naruto's ears twitched at the mention of his favorite food.
"Ramen?!" Naruto pulled himself away from Kakashi and bit down on the latter's hand…hard.
"HOLY MOTHER OF…OWW!! YOU FUCKING LITTLE-!" Kakashi cursed aloud, earning a sharp thwack to the back of his head by the other teacher present.
"Language, Kakashi! Do you want me to punish you, instead?" Iruka scolded him sharply. Instead of the intended reaction, Kakashi stood straight and winked at him.
"Maybe?"
A loud thwack was heard again the room as Naruto 'punished' his teacher with the aid of his guardian. Iruka was his father! That was so…eww!
"The mental image…" Naruto muttered in disgust to himself. The grown man was curled up in a corner of the room, whimpering in pain while Naruto cheerily grabbed his guardian's arm and skipped out of the room. Sasuke silently followed. When the small party left the room, Kakashi stood up and rubbed his throbbing hand and, after that, his throbbing head.
Naruto's head popped through the doorway, grinning like a Cheshire cat, "Oh Kakashi!"
Kakashi glared at Naruto's cheeky smile, "You're paying for Iruka's, Sasuke's AND MY SHARE!"
The blonde haired boy disappeared in a huff, leaving Kakashi to keep from ripping his hair out from frustration. He reminded himself not to do that, or else he'd have an even worse headache than the one he was anticipating. Why?
Because Naruto wolfs down at least eight bowls each time he eats Ramen. At least eight.
While they were eating at Ichiraku's, Naruto couldn't help but keep thinking about what would happen when they went home. Would Kakashi take Sasuke home with him, and vise versa with Iruka and himself? Would he be stuck with Sasuke somehow? Would Kakashi and Iruka go home together? …
"The mental IMAGE!" Naruto suddenly cried into his bowl of ramen, scaring both the customers and the cook behind the counter. Kakashi, Iruka and Sasuke didn't mind, since they were already used to Naruto's weird and sporadic outbursts. Naruto continued eating normally, his face scrunched up in disgust when suddenly, his chopsticks stopped midway to his mouth. His blue eyes narrowed as he turned to the innocent looking, raven haired vampire beside him.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Naruto hissed under his breath, thankful that Kakashi was trying to make small-talk with Iruka so that the two adults wouldn't hear. Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he sloshed around his ramen, which still looked untouched albeit he had eaten the fishcake.
"What do you think I'm doing, dobe?" Sasuke smirked, leaning down to bring his mouth upon his noodles. Naruto felt something nudge his inner thigh again and he left out a soft groan.
What the hell did Sasuke want out of this? There! That fucking nudge again! Sasuke was prodding his inner thigh naughtily under the table. When that said hand relaxed so that his palm was rubbing him up, Naruto tensed as much as he could.
'Fuck…not here! Not there!' he pleaded to Sasuke. His master ignored him and his hand continued to its dangerous quest to unknown (well…not really unknown…but…) territory. Naruto could feel himself harden and he squealed into his ramen, the soup spraying all over the table.
"Naruto!" Iruka reprimanded him, grabbing a few paper napkins and wiping up the mess that his son had created.
"S-sorry, Iruka!" Naruto squeaked at an unusually high pitch for a guy who had already developed a baritone voice. His fist clenched angrily as he held his chopsticks tightly. He began to feel himself sweat, his heart pumping harder in his chest so that he could practically hear it. He screwed his eyes shut tight as he felt the palm gently nudge his covered length. The hand under the table then squeezed him gently.
Naruto jumped up and away from the table, panting hard. He glared at Sasuke and then he felt an odd sensation lurch within him.
'Shit…'
"Uh, Iruka, sorry, but I gotta go to the toilet! I'll see you later!"
It was odd to see Naruto being the first one to leave but he was acting quite odd today anyway.
"I wonder what he ate for breakfast this morning," Iruka mumbled to himself before he tensed, feeling Kakashi's unwanted hand on his thigh. "Remove yourself."
"Yessir!" Kakashi smirked, saluting Iruka as he resumed eating. Sasuke sat in his place silently before his slid his ramen across to his own guardian.
"Kakashi, you finish it. I'm going home."
Kakashi considered this for a moment, glancing between his own 'son' and the teacher eating beside him. He quickly weighed up the pros and cons before grinning and saying goodbye to Sasuke. The latter grunted a soft 'hnn' in response before stalking off.
"So, Iruka…"
Naruto cursed to himself as he locked himself in his bathroom. This wasn't good. He rubbed his eyes tiredly and relieved himself in the toilet before washing his face and heading to his bedroom. He made sure that he locked the door before stretching and looking around his room with satisfaction. Finally! He could have a single moment of peace to himself! He stretched out a crick in his neck and glanced in his mirror. He grimaced when he saw his tousled hair, even more unruly than usual. The scars on his arm was already gone, probably because Sasuke had…
He felt his cheeks burn and saw the proof of this in his mirror.
"Damn it! Fuck that Sasuke bastard!" he grumbled, spinning away from the mirror and throwing himself onto his huge bed. He fumbled with the remote on his bedside table and pressed play on his stereo, allowing his burned CD to blast through the speakers. Naruto's ears perked up at the sound of The All American Rejects.
Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
He buried his face into his cold pillow before he froze, feeling a hot breath suddenly on his neck. The hair at the nape of his neck and on his arms and legs stood on end, goosebumps suddenly breaking out all over him.
'Shit…'
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
"Not you again," Naruto grumbled as he felt an all too familiar hand creep up his shirt. "You're going too fast, I told you, bastard."
"Hnn," was the grunted response. Naruto felt himself rapidly becoming accustomed to the situations that Sasuke was putting himself into. He tensed again when the intruding hand reached his chest, feeling the smooth skin there before traveling down to his abdomen. For some odd reason, Sasuke felt a bit heavier than usual. Must have been the ramen? …Nah. Sasuke had hardly touched his ramen.
"Naruto…" came the soft moan in his ear. Naruto froze, his eyes widening in shock. Holy hell! This wasn't Sasuke! He felt the person above him slowly crawl up his back until he felt heavy hips press down onto his own. Naruto screwed his eyes shut tightly as a panicked breath left his lips. This was totally unexpected. He had left before him so how could he have come here this fast?!
I'll keep you my dirty little secret (dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone
Or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret)
Hope that you can keep it
My dirty little secret
Who has to know?
The said man above him bucked his hips into Naruto's, grinding sensuously against the younger boy until a dark red blush coloured the blonde's cheeks.
"Ka-kashi! What…are you doing…here?" Naruto gasped, feeling more of his teacher fumbling against him. A strong hand grasped his hips and then a wet tongue licked the side of his neck.
"Why not? I didn't get to punish you properly today, remember? There were too many interruptions…" Kakashi reminded his student before giving a soft shove against the back of the boy. Naruto gasped again, a trail of saliva leaving his mouth as his eyes widened.
'I'm such a rookie at this…I don't mind Kakashi doing this to me for some reason, although it's still a little creepy. Whereas with Sasuke…I only met him yesterday!'
"That's right…you only met him this yesterday," Kakashi chuckled, reaching under Naruto shirt again and tweaking a pert, light pink bud. Naruto let out a sharp cry as his teacher flipped him over on the bed and sat atop his flat stomach. "What's up, Naruto?"
"The ceiling?" Naruto answered in his smart-ass tone. Kakashi smirked as he pulled down his mask, revealing a handsome face with as set of very sharp fangs.
"Wrong answer, Naruto. Try again."
"Wh-what's up?" Naruto repeated, panting as he felt something hard press onto his bare stomach. Kakashi grinned as he leaned down and captured his student's soft lips.
"I am."
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Who has to know?
Bored was the only thing that went through Sasuke's mind as he tossed a ripe tomato from one hand to the other. No matter what he did, nothing could stop him from thinking about his new delicious, little pet. He just wanted to grab the boy and fuck him senseless or something to that extent that included many, MANY sinful doings. But something about the boy was propelling him away. Was it that innocence that he so easily emitted? No, no. That's probably what had drawn him to Naruto in the first place.
He had briefly contacted Kakashi telepathically, who told him the location of his house. Sasuke settled himself quite nicely on the couch until boredom hit him like a ton of bricks. He brought the tomato to his lips and bit into it, feeling the juice run down his chin. He blinked and stared at the fruit in his hands.
'That's weird. They don't taste as good as they did a hundred years ago.'
He shrugged and continued eating it. After all, tomatoes were his favorite food, aside from bonito rice-balls.
Iruka stretched out a crick in his neck, very much in the same habit as his son, Naruto. Kakashi had paid for the meal, although he didn't seem happy about it. Iruka had insisted on paying for his and Naruto's share but although the older man wanted to give in, his pride wouldn't let him. Iruka had then insisted that he pay Kakashi back. Upon seeing the other man's devilish grin, he added that it couldn't involve the both of them doing anything together.
With a soft sigh, Kakashi asked him to stay at his home for a while and look after Sasuke and make sure that the latter did not leave the house. Upon the mention of Naruto, Kakashi assured him that the boy would 'be alright'.
Iruka thought about this for a moment, and reluctantly agreed. Kakashi would stop by Iruka's house, to check up on Naruto and then leave. But while Iruka waited beside Sasuke, something was occurring elsewhere.
"Hnngh…KAKASHI!" Naruto groaned, bucking upwards towards his teacher. Kakashi smirked as he pulled away from the young boy and speedily redressed. Naruto blinked and wiped away the sweat from his forehead. Kakashi smiled down at Naruto and gently kissed the boy again.
"Keep this a secret, okay? I'll see you at school tomorrow. Don't be late. Or else you'll be punished."
Naruto nodded quietly as Kakashi left. His heartbeat returned to normal as he slowly sat up stiffly. No they hadn't done it yet but were rather close to it when Kakashi suddenly pulled away. Naruto's grip on his pillow tightened quite considerably. How dare he! He was the one who initiated it, so why didn't he finish it?
"Do I even want him to finish it?" Naruto mumbled quietly to himself, burying his face into his pillow as tears leaked out from his eyes. Every time Kakashi touched him, whether it be roughly or a feather-light touch, he would tremble. He trembled not with fear, but with anticipation. Kakashi…was such an enigma to him. Just…what exactly was the guy aiming at anyway?
Naruto sniffled loudly. It was only then did he smell the scent in his room. He could clearly smell his own smell, but it was mixed with Kakashi's soft cologne and…he grimaced as he peeled off his wet pants and grabbed a towel from his drawers. He glanced back at his bed and sighed. If it was really wet, he'd sleep on the floor…but now, he had to clean up the sticky, white mess on himself.
That night, Naruto took a long shower. A really long one. He scrubbed himself clean but for some reason, he didn't feel that way at all. He didn't mind the situations at all, after all, he WAS a sixteen year old guy full of raging hormones. But if only it had been with a girl…
To make things even more sinful, Naruto had ended up in very humiliating situations with two guys. Both were vampires, one was a stranger…the other was his teacher.
At the thought of the two men, Naruto's heart began to race again. He clutched a wet hand to his chest and whimpered softly, slowly feeling his male pride melting away.
'Am…I gay?'
Rice-Ball247: Ahh! I was still 14 when this was last updated! Holy crap! -shrieks- I'm so sorrysosorrysosorry that I haven't updated in forever. Really, being a procrastinator and (insert word here meaning someone who is easily distracted) does not work well. Especially in school, especially here. I hope this chapter sorta made up for the lack of updates. Promise to have SasuNaru in the next chapter and I'm thinking of starting to leak in a bit of Gaara and Neji into my pretty concoction. What do you guys think?
Please review!