A Screwed Up Fairytale
Chapter 8: Hips Don't Lie
Rice-Ball247: ... -headtable- I am SUCH an idiot. I was wallowing about in my misery, thinking 'Why can't I update this darn story?!' when I decided to look into my files... and realized that I had already written up the next chapter. Permission to shoot me? Fire away! Otherwise, here's the eighth chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Short, sweet and witty, if you look underneath the underneath!
Warning: There's a bit of a KakaNaru development in here. Don't worry, this story is STILL SasuNaru, and it won't be KakaNaru (though it's Naru-centric, with a few... err... encounters with other semes in the -hopefully-it-will-be-there- future) and prolly won't be NaruSasu either, so if you're here for a dominant!Naruto... well... -sigh- sorry.
School the next day was the closest thing to heaven in hell, if that made any sense. Kakashi had been in an unusually cheerful mood as opposed to the Uchiha in the room who looked as if he would kill anyone who came anywhere near a five-foot radius of him. Everyone, that is, except for maybe Naruto. For some odd reason, Sasuke was finding it difficult to pry into Naruto's mind and read his thoughts. He felt something repelling him once again and he sat back into his seat, completely miffed.
'What the hell…'
'What are you doing?' echoed a soft question. Sasuke closed his eyes and zoned in on the voice, only to find Naruto as the source of his attention. Something in Naruto's stomach somersaulted and he was sure it wasn't his ramen from that morning. He skipped going to the Uchiha compound again that morning. It was the first time he had practised Fur Elise on that grand piano as he usually played other symphonies. But why had he not noticed the coffin at the very front of the room?
Naruto shuddered at that thought. There had been someone lying dormant there the entire time and he had not even known!
'Nothing…'
Obsidian eyes met sapphire ones before two hands slammed down on their table.
"Could I please know why you two aren't paying attention?" Kakashi asked, although he was still smiling. It was only first period and Naruto began to panic. Oh no, what if's ran through his mind at a rapid speed as he found himself unable to answer. Kakashi turned to Sasuke, raised an eyebrow and said, "Since you are new, you will not be punished, yet, but you…"
The teacher descended upon his other student, shaking his head with pity, "You'll have to face punishment. After school, got that?"
Naruto's jaw slackened as the entire class burst out laughing again. He was their class clown and not a day seemed interesting without Naruto getting into trouble as usual. But lately, most of the trouble came from science class alone.
"Y-yes, sir."
Kakashi's eyebrows quirked and he grinned under that mask of his before turning around to face the blackboard.
"Good. Now I want you guys to make notes on the difference between how light travels and how sound travels and then write it into a PMI chart (positive/minus/interesting).
Write things that you already know into the Positive column, things that you didn't know into the Minus column and then fill out anything that was Interesting, okay?"
"Yes, sir," the entire class answered monotonously. Kakashi glanced around his class with disapproval. He clapped his hands together, causing everyone to jump in surprise. He took a turn around his desk before pulling out some sheaves of paper.
"Next week, we should have already finished the topic of Waves and Light and we'll be starting on Reproduction."
Naruto winced as he mentioned this, his teacher eyeing him with a morbid fascination that went unnoticed by the rest of the class, excluding, of course, a seething Uchiha who remained silent, as required.
"Since this is a very delicate and sensitive topic, it will require your most mature behaviours, since we will be looking in close details at both the male and female reproductive anatomies," Kakashi began to explain, clearly displeased with those that sniggered in his class. One person, the poor, foolish member of their class, raised their hand and asked a stupid question.
"Sir, what is the male and female reproductive anatomy?" he asked confidently, a smirk on his face. Kakashi smiled and turned to the young man, gesturing for him to stand up. The boy complied and did as he was told.
"You tell me, do you have a vagina down there, or a penis? I'm sure that you were present for sex-ed back in the sixth grade? Or did you remain uneducated? Or were you too afraid to find out what the heck 'jacking yourself off' is?" Kakashi interrogated him fiercely. The boy coloured and backed away quickly, returning to his seat and muttering under his breath.
"What was that?" Kakashi asked, raising an eyebrow. The boy shook his head and glared at his friends who were sniggering beside him. Kakashi shook his head and clapped his hands again, effectively gaining the attention of the class. "Listen up, you little brats, this isn't as easy for me as it is for you. Let's try to get past this subject as fast as possible, because I have more things to teach, got it?"
The class agreed simultaneously in a soft murmur and Kakashi divided the sheets and allowed the class to pass the information around for themselves.
"And let me give you a short heads-up about this topic. There are no shortcuts, no abbreviations. I want you guys to use the technical terms for learning purposes and NOT whatever you feel like using, got that as well?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good. Moving on!"
"Finally…" Naruto murmured under his breath. Unfortunately, Kakashi heard him and turned an eye towards his student with a mild interest.
"Naruto, see me after class as well."
"…"
When the period was over and everyone had filed out of the classroom, Naruto was forcefully, under the request of his science teacher, made to stay behind. He didn't know whether he wanted a murderous looking Sasuke to save him but the raven-haired boy was ushered away by Haruno Sakura, one of the many objects of Naruto's desires.
Unbeknownst to the said boy, this would soon change. Sakura was one of the smarter girls in their grade, earning, usually, the highest marks for the females. She had light pink hair, which was strange in its own sense but she had assured everyone that it was natural. Why she had caused such an uproar in school by saying this was totally unknown. Everybody assumed that if her parents allowed it, then it would be alright. Her eyes were something that Naruto loved. It was a beautiful shade of emerald green, something which, quoting Naruto "You could look into forever, remaining lost within its gorgeous depths." Unfortunately for our blonde hero, Sakura took no interest in him whatsoever and in fact, hated him to the core. Most likely because he was such a trouble-maker and she was such a goody-goody.
But that wasn't the case, since Naruto's current problem was standing right in front of him with his hands akimbo. The teacher, needless to say, didn't look impressed. Naruto couldn't tell very well, though, because of that damned mask of his.
"Well, well, Naruto. Another detention with me after school. How do you feel?" he asked in a slightly mocking tone. Naruto's fists clenched and his jaw tightened as Kakashi stalked over to the door and made sure it was locked before returning to him.
"Why don't you tell me?" Naruto shot back angrily, restraining himself with all his might from kicking over one of the desks. Kakashi made a soft 'keh' noise as he shook his head and strode over to his student, forcing the boy to sit down into one of the many plastic chairs.
One dark, onyx eye met two blue ones equally before Kakashi closed his. A soft laugh bubbled up from his throat, causing Naruto to stare up at his psychopathic and most likely, paedophilic teacher.
"You should feel glad. Glad that someone here is willing to touch you so freely like a lover," he whispered to Naruto, who winced when gentle fingers began toying with the blonde fringe of Naruto's hair before trailing down to his chin. "To kiss your demons away."
Naruto felt his heart boom in his chest as a bead of sweat trickled down his neck. He shifted rather uncomfortably in his seat as Kakashi leaned forward, mask discarded, and gently caressed his lips with his own. Naruto's mind went blank. This was illegal, this was wrong, this was disgusting. Yet…
"Someone to hold you…"
Kakashi easily hoisted Naruto up and gently cradled the lighter boy in his arms whilst seating himself down. Naruto flushed bright pink and tried hard to pull away but found himself unable to. Hatake Kakashi was a strong man, as he had just found out.
"Someone to reassure you when you're scared…"
A soft breath blew across his ear, the hot air lowering down to his neck where his teacher fastened hungry lips. A soft, sensuous groan elicited from Naruto's moist mouth, having previously been attacked by his teacher's. Kakashi sensed something warm and wet on the side of his face and took note of the tears that were being shed by his favorite student.
"Why are you crying?" he asked softly, pulling back to gaze carefully at the boy. Naruto remained silent, refusing to open his beautiful blue eyes to the man in front of him. Instead, he opened his mouth and spoke.
"I don't know what to do. I'm so confused, Kakashi. I mean, I'm a guy and you're a…a…"
"Another guy," Kakashi finished off for him. Naruto nodded and buried his tearful face, surprisingly, into the crook of Kakashi's neck, snuggling quietly into the man's warmth.
"But I sorta like it. I'm just confused. I like you too, but I have this weird feeling whenever I'm around Sasuke and…I dunno, I'm just confused and being confused makes me scared and when I'm scared I get nervous and I start to babble and-"
Gentle lips covered Naruto's babbling ones, quietly urging him to be silent and simply respond. Naruto gratefully complied and allowed himself to be drawn into his teacher's blissful kiss, enveloping him in a warmth so light, so sacred, he was scared now that it would suddenly jolt and break, like a glass heart.
'I'm scared of being hurt…'
'Don't worry, I'm here.'
'What if you leave me?'
'I'll never leave you.'
'What if you do?'
'I'll never leave you. We'll only be apart if you leave me.'
Warm tears trickled down Naruto's soft cheeks and Kakashi gently kissed and licked them away.
"Ngh…" left his mouth each time warm lips or a warm tongue gently lapped away the teardrops from his face. He slowly shut his eyes as Kakashi kissed his forehead and lifted the boy to a stand.
"Alright, looks like you'll have to leave me temporarily," Kakashi grinned down at Naruto, who was clinging to the front of his black dress shirt desperately. His larger hand enclosed around Naruto's, giving it a gentle squeeze before letting go.
"I love you!" Naruto blurted out quickly, hugging Kakashi instantly. Kakashi's face softened as he returned the hug but pulled away after a few moments in the boy's embrace.
"Let's not jump the gun, hey? Slow down and smell the ramen, you'll be there soon."
He walked away, gathering his books and preparing to leave for the staffroom. Naruto stared after his teacher in amazement, refusing to believe that he had told another guy 'SO QUICKLY' that he loved him. Kakashi turned around, mask once again fixed in place and winked back at Naruto.
"I'll see you after school."
Naruto swooned and he felt his knees buckling, causing him to fall back into the seat that they were previously glued to. He covered his red hot face with the palms of his hands and wiped away the sweat.
'Shit…what the hell was that about?'
By the time he had shakily pulled himself together and picked up his books, the period, surprisingly, was already over. He freaked but decided to not go see his math teacher, Zabuza, after all. He speedily made a detour to the cafeteria, where he was early for food. He collected his lunch, the daily dose of instant noodles and an orange juice box, before heading towards his table. Not even a minute later, the entire room was filled, buzzing with the life energy of the school's many students.
"Naruto," came a calm voice from behind him. Naruto lifted his head from his food with a surprised brow and nodded with a goofy, noodle-filled smile.
"Yo, Gaara. How're you?" he grinned, giving Gaara their friendship handshake as the red-head sat down confidently to his left. Gaara shrugged as he pulled out home-made lunch from his book-bag.
"I'm alright. I guess. Where were you for math?" Gaara asked, raising a quizzical, non-existent (well it WAS there once…) eyebrow. Naruto nearly choked on his lunch at that question. Gaara waited until his friend had stopped heaving before posing the question once again.
Naruto reminded him that he had to see Kakashi after class and that the punishment given had taken the entire period. Gaara frowned.
"That's not right. Doesn't he need Zabuza's permission to take a student for personal punishment?" Gaara asked, unwrapping his sandwich (sand…wich…hehe) from the cling wrap. Naruto shrugged and resumed eating.
"Want some?" he asked the red-head, who coloured slightly. Ever since he had discovered some 'unknown' affection for the blonde, normal, everyday things had become troublesome. Like changing for P.E, for example.
Gaara nodded as Naruto spoon-fed him with the same utensils. Girls on the other tables blushed as they saw the exchange of food between the two. Sure…it had been normal back in junior-high but then there had been that show yesterday…
"Looks like there are other ways to swap spit," came a sniggering voice as the rest of the crew came in, except for Lee, who, according to Shikamaru, was 'talking' to Maito Gai, his idol teacher. Kiba took his usual place on the table, to the right of Naruto. He felt a hand on his shoulder and, seeing Neji, scowled.
"What?"
Neji's voice rang cool and clear as a bell.
"Move."
"No way!"
"Move it, or else," Neji hissed his threat down at Kiba. His silvery eyes flashed dangerously and Kiba gulped quietly and slid across slightly so that Neji clambered in between them. So now Naruto sat with Gaara on his left and Neji on his right. The dense boy, however, had no idea about the affections of both boys on either side of him. Naruto was just about finished with his ramen when he froze.
'Shit. Not again!'
It seems that the saying 'great minds think alike' rang true. For the second Naruto had swallowed, two eager hands on either side of him crept onto his thighs. He tensed and a dark red blush instantly zoomed across his cheeks. The two boys on either side of him 'met at the middle' and sensing the other, looked up.
Both boys glared and Naruto muttered an incoherent apology before leaping up with his tray and zooming away. Lee, who came slightly later than the rest, took the available seat between the two.
"Hi everyone! Today's youth seems more vigorous everyday! Why, I just saw Naruto running away like he had seen a ghost even though the school rules say no running!" Lee laughed to himself. Only silence and the busy murmur of the cafeteria met his ears. The group was left to wonder why on earth Naruto had disappeared so suddenly. It was…odd. Naruto had dumped his leftovers in the bin before heading for the male toilets. This wasn't good. The sudden memory of Sasuke feeling him up yesterday crossed his mind and he felt himself go inevitably hard. Then there was that hot follow-up with Kakashi…who was forbidden to him…
Naruto stared at himself in the mirror. This sucked shit. Why did it have to happen to HIM of all people? Why not Kiba? Or Shino? Or even Chouji or Shikamaru? He felt like punching someone's lights out and he looked at his reflection carefully.
"What the fuck is there about me that draws me to them, huh? First Sasuke, then Kakashi. Now I've got Gaara and Neji to worry about! Why did they all have to be fucking guys?" he hissed to his reflection, resting his head against the glass.
"Maybe coz it's destiny?" echoed a voice from behind him. "You're fated for this path."
"Neji?" Naruto yelped and spun around. To his surprise, it wasn't Neji, the one who was seemingly obsessed with fate and maybe even the coming of the apocalypse. He hadn't seen anything in the mirror and was shocked even further when a raven-haired boy pressed up against him towards the basin.
"I'm Sasuke. Or have you forgotten, pet? I haven't seen you for a long time. You need to be punished," Sasuke murmured, roughly pulling the blonde towards him and forcing the surprised mouth onto his. Naruto groaned and tried to push away but, unfortunately for him, the sink behind him prevented much movement. The door swung open and the poor unsuspecting boy who entered quickly ran out with a red face, muttering curses about homosexuals in the school. To make everybody feel better, the door hit him on the way out.
"Enough with punishments already!" Naruto cried once Sasuke had pulled away. He opened his mouth to talk more but was silenced when Sasuke's hungry tongue darted into it. He considered biting down on it but that would probably make Sasuke even hornier than the already was. He felt his lower regions twitch to life when a light touch on his ass awoke him. He fervently pushed his face into Sasuke's, using his tongue as a way of 'support'. Sasuke was shocked, nevertheless, when Naruto pushed him against a cubicle door. The blue door swung open and Naruto pushed his surprised master inside, locking the door behind him.
"What are you doing, pet?" Sasuke asked him. "You're making me want you even more, when you fight back or respond."
A fisted hand balled up on Sasuke's shirt and pulled him roughly towards Naruto, who callously shoved him against the wall again. Using his legs, Sasuke kicked off on the opposite wall and managed to lift his hips up to meet Naruto's, wrapping his legs around the other boy. The enclosed space was enough to support the boy high enough. A pale hand gripped Naruto's blonde hair tightly and then loosened when Naruto bit down on his tongue in pain. Sasuke didn't mind though. His lips curled into a smirk as the snog-fest continued. When the bell rang, signaling the start of period three, the boys finally pulled apart, panting, hot and unimaginably aroused.
"I'll see you at home. Meet me at the compound," the Uchiha murmured before leaving. Naruto sank down to the tiled floor in shock. He had taken control for once and was, amazingly, the dominant one in that session. He swallowed hard as he managed to get up and walk his sore ass to class.
Man that Uchiha had a tight grip.
Naruto rubbed his sore eye tiredly. How could he be sure that Sasuke liked him, and wasn't just lusting after him for no reason at all? It seemed a bit weird for a guy he just met…
Maybe he was already gay to begin with…?
Thinking made Naruto even more confused. He decided that Sasuke just really, REALLY liked him a lot. After all, hips don't lie.
Rice-Ball247: Err... yes... that's all for now. Please review!