Iz: i seem to be uneffected from your brainwashing but I'll update faster and try to make it longer and no, i'm not trying to performed Voodoo on a doll of you xD (happy late bday by the way)
Ch 3: Sharing is Caring
"I'm hungry." Harry said.
"I already get the message after hearing it for twenty times." Voldie manage to grind out in frustration while imagining what kind of torture methods he would use on Potter after he killed Dumbledore for shutting him here.
"No it was only nineteen."
"What?" the Dark Lord's eye twitched as he was interrupted from his imagining of strapping Harry to a pole.
"I only said 'I was hungry' nineteen times."
Voldemort's eye twitched again. "You counted?"
"Uh huh, I made scratched marks on the wall. See?" said the boy was slightly insane from the lack of food. "I'm still hungry though."
A few seconds of silence passed before Voldemort threw up his hands and cried "Okay, Okay! Take my chocolate but stop saying that!"