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Ch 4: Bored to Tears
"Potter?"
"What?" came a strangled reply.
"A-are you crying?" asked the slightly concerned dark lord. After all they have been sitting in the same closet for who knows how much days living off Voldie's never ending chocolate and using a bucket as a toilet.
"N-Yes." Sniffed Harry who by now Voldie that established was deranged
"Er…why?" He said carefully while remembering when Potter had threw a hysterical fit on the floor after eating a green M&M – Potter seemed to be allergic to all M&M's except the red ones.
"I'm bored." Harry said as he turned around to face Voldermort. The dark lord could see tear streaks both dry and wet on the boy-who-lives face. "I'm bored." Harry repeated. "I'm bored to tears."
And with that, he burst into hyperically laughter gasping "Get it? Bored. Bored to tears? Tears? Get it?"
Voldermort decided he was officially in hell.