longer chapter here for you people (or alien or whoever you are)! since i'm trying to make each chapter longer than the last
Ch 5: Trying to Communicate
"Why are you, you?" Said a sugar high Harry while bouncing on the puddle which had a distinct yellow color that Voldemort, who was sitting as far as he could be sitting from it, didn't want to try to figure out what it was.
"Why am I an u?" asked the dark lord who had long given up to ignore the boy.
"Noooo you silly head, I said Why are you, you!"
Gritting his teeth he ground out, "Can you speak in English?"
"Well, duh, of course I can." Harry answered looking confused while Voldie tried to resist the urge to bang his head on the wall.
"Can you explain what you are asking me?" he managed to ask in his most polite tone that sounded like Snape snarling.
"Don't be crabby mister, I just asked you why did you choose to be a Dark Lord with a weird name?"
The dark lord with a weird name snarled, "First of all, my name is not weird. Second, I don't want to answer you question so shut up."
Harry whined "You said a bad word mister! You said the-"
"Shu- Please refrain from talking." The extremely pissed off dark lord managed to say nicely. And as before, it sounded like Snape snarling.
"Fine, fine. But why do you have to use the name Voldemort. It's soo, I don't know…old fashion? You could have called your self something else flashier…like Superbad! Or Evilness of Doom! Or even Mwhahaha. You know? So that people who have to say your name have to laugh an evil laugh…"
"Are you even listening to me?"