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Ch 6: Off Topic Christmas Talk
"It's almost Christmas." Harry said idly peering at his scratch marks on the wall. "It's my favorite holiday too." He said brightly while Vodie sneered at the boy in disgust.
"Christmas! Bah humbug …that's a lousy holiday."
"No it's not!" Harry whined and scooted over to where Voldemort was sitting. Poking the dark lord indignantly he told him, "You get presents, food, and presents wrapped in shiny wrapper with pink bow ties and cute little Mr. Wobble look alikes…" he trailed off and looked at Voldemort, "Wait, did you just quote Scrooge?"
Voldie just stared and tried to scoot away from the boy but ending up hitting his head on the wall since he was already wedged tightly in the corner wondering if her should ask who in Merlin's boxers Mr. Wobbles was.
Meanwhile, Harry was oblivious to Voldemort frantic scrambles and was continuing his speech, "One day, I got the loviest prettyful little doll with charming blue eyes and short pigtails. And then, dropped her down the toilet…"
"There's no such word as prettyful." The dark lord snapped from the corner.
Harry barely gave him a glance but just frowned in the middle of his speech he scratched his slightly lice infested hair, "…then I donated it to charity. Am I nice or what!" he said triumphantly and turned to the Dark Lord that was squished in the corner.
"Er…okay." said the slightly scared man as he squeezed himself more tightly in the corner.
"Tom?"
"Don't call me that."
Ignoring Voldie as usual, Harry continued, "What are you doing?"
"Trying to find a mouse hole in the corner." Voldie said sarcastically.
"Really? Where? I love mice, like totally! They are the cutest thing like eva!" Harry yelled as he pushed the man out of the corner, fell to his knees and scrambled on the ground looking for mice while adopting a 'valley girl' type of speech.
Voldemort, who was acting as a mat under Harry (as the boy crawled all over the floor occasionally making a comment like 'oh my gawd! I just like totally hit my elbow!') knew he was going to be claustrophobic for the rest of his life.