Ch 9: Dream Announcement

Harry bolted upright in mid snore. His arms were opened wide in panic smacked the dark lord who was sleeping beside him right in the…nose, if you could call it a nose.

"Wat happen?" grumbled Voldmort in a nasal voice, "I was id de biddele of an ice cweam dreab!"

"Wake up you dolt! I have important news!"

"I said I was in a middle of an ice-cream dream so shut up." Voldie said and rolled over and started snoring again.

Harry reached out with his hand with seemly inhuman strength, he hauled the man next to the closet wall banged the dark lord's head a few times for the sake of fun and held his own face a few inches from the groggy man. "Listen old man, you are going to listen to me or else!" he said in a threatening voice. Harry then dropped the dizzy dark lord to the ground so he could free his hands to crack some knuckles and do some fancy moves like Jackie Chan to show he meant business.

"What do you want?" asked the very pissed off dark lord who was still half in la la land eating mango ice cream.

"Listen man, I had this weirdest dream tha-"

"You're kidding me."

"No I seriously had I dream. No joke man. It was like really-"

"You woke me up in a middle of my ice cream dream to tell me about some lame fantasy? Do you even know how rare ice cream dreams are these days? I could neve-"

Harry just impatiently grabbed The Bucket and put it over the rambling man's head. Just to say, Voldemort was lucky that the bucket was empty at the time. "Can you hear me in that thing? Yes? Nod you moron! Nodding means you moved your head up and down. No I do not want to demonstrate I need to tell you my dream." Potter said to the silent dark lord. "Are you giving the silent treatment. 'Cause that's just childish you know?"

"Just get on with it." Came the muffled voice from The Bucket. "This thing smells so bad."

"Okay. Let's see where was I? Oh yeah! In my first part of the dream-"

"How many parts are there?"

"In my first dream there are 4 parts in my second dream there are 8 and in my third one…"

"Just summarize what you want to tell me in 5 sentences. I seriously need air. I'm suffocating in here."

"Fine fine. I had this dream where Dumbledore came in a form of a puppet. He was singing 'Naked Time!' while dancing around the dream you know?"

"No I do not know."

Harry ignored Voldemort's monotone voice and continued." So I was like 'what's up man 'and he tells me 'peace out my boy.' Then he-"

"Do I even what to hear this?"

"Stop interrupting, how many times do I have to tell you? Let's see, where was I? Oh and Dumbledore goes like 'hey kiddo, I'm going to pop in for a visit tomorrow to check you and Mr. I'm-a-dark-lord-so-no-on-can-say-my-name.' And then-"

"What's wrong with people not saying my name?"

"And then," Harry continued completely ignoring Mr. I'm-a-dark-lord-so-no-on-can-say-my-name, "I say 'Cool, come by Little Closet at Little Closet Avenue tomorrow and we can all do the moon walk together.'"

"You said what?"

"I said-"

"You know what? I don't want to know. I'm going to go pray."

"You're religious? Wow! I never thought you'll be the religious typ-"

"Shut up, I'm going to pray that you'll drop dead in the next few seconds and Dumbledore will never come to his stupid closet."

"It's called Little Closet at Little Closet Avenue you idiot."

"-Amen."

A/N: I don't know if many people actually like how Harry is a bit loony and the character's personalities...if you have any prompts/suggestions you could Review & say so!
Oh and btw, the Naked Time part is from Potter Puppet Pals. Search it on YouTube if you want.