Ch 10: Dumbledore's Surprise
Harry and Voldemort was woken up as a loud 'pop' resounded in the tiny enclosure of the closet. "Hello boys! How's your life nowadays." a cheery voice asked the two figures sprawled on the floor.
"Dumbo! Good to see you again." Harry grinned as he stood up and shook the headmaster's hand, "My life is pretty good so far, expect that Voldie over there keeps whining and puking all over the place - very rude you see."
On the ground, the dark lord pulled himself wearily to upright position, wiped Harry's last night drool from his face and glared at the old man Dumbles, "Listen old man, you have gone way to far this time, give me back my wand and let me out." the man said in a threatening voice and bore his eyes at the headmaster.
Dumbledore smiled and turned on his twinkles in his eyes on full blast "Now now Tom,"
"Don't call me that."
"My boy,"
"That either."
"Listen, I know you're feeling a bit bored in the closet and all but that doesn't mean that you're allowed to be all cranky and moody to young Harry here. Harry is just trying to help you sort out your anger and self -loath since-"
"My what?"
Completely ignoring the dark lord's enranged question Dumbledore bent down and patted the man's scalp. "-so I've decided to pop in for a visit to give you a little something-"
"Don'tmakecontact." Voldie hissed when the gay headmaster patted him. "I have been molested enough by this...child over here, I don't need some addition pain."
Harry and Dumbledore met their eyes over the angry dark lord and nodded at each other.
"Alas, woe me. Look at the time. Tom-"
The dark lord hissed again.
"I've got to go now Tommy boy, Harry, I'm sorry I couldn't stay longer. I'm afraid that Slughorn is waiting for me..in his room." He said and gave them a knowing wink. "Anyways, here's some stuff you guys can entertain yourself with." the insane senile headmaster grinned and dropped a heavy box on the dark lord's toe.
"Have fun kiddo!" the headmaster shouted and dissappered in a flash of light. Sucessful blinding Voldie 'till the death.
"Oh, how I hate that man."
A/N sorry everyone, for the late late late update. I've been very busy and is currently writing another story. A short chapter (sorry again) since I'm quite sleepy and really really need to go to bed. Any prompts for future chapters will be nice.