Mr. Ratburn Has Tourettes
By NocturneD
Note: Ready for another chapter while trying to cool off?
Caution: extreme language
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Chapter 4: BITCH!!!
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Through all the times Mr. Ratburn usually turned a field trip into school work, the current field trip to the Wet Willy Water park really didn't turn out as fun as everyone thought it would be. At least not with Nigel's condition as everyone one stare at him as he was doing his... new habit of shouting vulgar things. And if that wasn't bad enough, the class got into trouble by cutting in line for the water slide ride, the life guard tried to make them all go in the back of the line but Ratburn started shouting more profanity to confuse everyone. Thus the life guard just thought that their teacher must of be a retarded psychopath or something.
At that moment, Ratburn was at peace again trying to enjoy himself while he wore black swim trunks and yellow sandals and sitting down on a bench nearby the line. As of right now, Nigel didn't feel like getting in line to go down a giant slide that is exaggerated to be one hundred feet tall, probably would be screaming the F word all the way down.
Just then two females sat down next to him, one rabbit with long curly blonde hair wearing a pink bikini and a short haired brunette cat girl wearing a blue bikini. This attracted Nigel for just a bit as he had a thing for girls with big breasts, then again he had a thing for big butts and he cannot lie as he looked on they looked like in their early twenties, probably college girls. Suddenly the brunette cat girl pulled out a bottle of sun tan lotion and...
"Oh Jackie can you get my back?" The blonde bunny girl asked as she shifted her back to the other girl while lifting her hair.
"Sure Denise!" The brunette squirted out some pink goo and rubbed it all over the bunny girls back smoothly and slowly.
Mr. Ratburn was getting an obvious hard on, unfortunately Muffy was there to ruin it when she had to ask Mr. Ratburn something, "Mr. Ratburn! Buster poured his slushy down my bathing suit!"
Mr. Ratburn growled, "Punch the little fuck then!" then went back to watching the two girls lather lotion all over each other, just then Buster came back with a bloody eye.
"Mr. Ratburn, Muffy punched me in the eye!" Buster cried while rubbing off the blood from his face.
"SHOVE HER DOWN THE STAIRS THEN!!!" Ratburn shouted, Buster did just that as he climbed the stairs again and then shoved Muffy over the railing instead as she fell twenty feet and then she broke her skull open and her brains slipped out of her head as it started to float in the large pool. No one cared because it was Muffy so no one called an ambulance.
But to make a long story short, Mr. Ratburn tripped over something and accidently landed on the blonde girl's boobs where she screamed "RAPE!" Apparently no one is going to take the guy's side wether it was an accident or not so the class was kicked out of the water park and can never come back.
After ruining their field trip they all got back on the bus and started driving back to school, without Muffy who still was floating in the pool along with her brain. Binky raised his hand, "Mr. Ratburn, can we stop so I can go to the bathroom?"
"Can I go too?" Francine asked too.
"STICK YOUR ASSES AND DICKS OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE WE AREN'T STOPPING THIS BUS!" Ratburn shouted.
And that's what some of the kids did, and Binky shoved his ass so far out the window that he had watery diarrhea literally spraying out of his ass and hit a random car passing by on the other side. Suddenly followed by the car crashing into a nearby tree then catching flames, Mr. Ratburn shouted, "THE HELL WAS THAT?"
Binky moaned, "The burritos I must of had this morning..." Then suddenly a passing truck on the opposite side had glass windows hanging off the side because they did a half assed job putting everything inside the truck that it's leaning outwards and suddenly...
SLICE
"MR. RATBURN I HAVE NO ASS!!!" Binky cried as literilly he had no ass as the bone was showing and blood spraying everywhere.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Mr. Ratburn shouted.
To be continued...
Note: Not as great but please people I am very busy as of lately keep suggestions down to a minimum.