Mr. Ratburn Has Tourettes
By NocturneD
Note: Ready for another chapter while trying to cool off?
Caution: extreme language
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Chapter 5: DICK!!!
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It was a brand new day in Elwood city, as well as a brand new school day for the children but unfortunately Mr. Ratburn was pulled into the principals' office to discuss about his future which didn't look good. Mr. Haney explained that there were a lot of complains about Nigel about his swearing and fidgeting that it's getting too out of hand. The only solution was to let Mr. Ratburn go before anything else goes down, besides the doctors at the hospital had a hard time putting Binky's ass back onto his rear end without it looking ridiculous which it was, where they had to sew it back on and it sort of made him look like Frankenstein's monster. Arthur was retrieved from the grocery store and was forced to go back to school anyway, Muffy on the other hand was dead and good riddance...
"I'm sorry Nigel, but this is the only thing I can do for you now. I'm going to have to let you go." Mr. Haney explained nicely as he always was.
"ARE YOU SHITTING ME?" Ratburn shouted then fell out of his chair.
"Nigel it's with the school boards' best interest that we pardon you from teaching, but don't worry about the children we got someone else who is going to take good care of them like you did with them before your... your condition." Haney adjusted his glasses just now.
"AW PISS..." Ratburn blurted out while he was on the floor, "So who did you get?"
"Well his name is..." Mr. Haney looked through a few of the files on his desk, "Ah yes... his name is Mr. Lexington Grange, he got his teaching degree after he... served time in the military, really a nice guy and has a nice record of him teaching at private schools, some reason he felt like teaching a public school and picked this one... I'm sure he'll keep the kids busy."
Meanwhile back in the classroom, a very well built man shaped like an adonis stood before the class to introduce himself. He was wearing green khaki pants, nice black polished shoes, dark yellow dress shirt, green matching tie. Along his sleeve he has his military ranking badges on his side, and for some reason he had a drill instructor's hat on. He was very tall, and had bulldog like features.
"ATTEN-HUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Mr. Grange called out, the kids looked at each other, "I SAID ATTEN-HUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS!" The children straightened up in their chairs not knowing what to do.
The huge man looked around the room without leaving the spot he was standing it, "My name is Lieutenant Grange! I Will be your replacement teacher for the rest of the year! I know you all think Mr. Ratburn is tough, but I'M TOUGHER!" He shouted making the walls rattle. "We will be doing tougher forms of math, English, science, you name it!" This worried Buster, and the other kids.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" Binky raised his hand.
"REAL MEN HOLD IT IN PRIVATE!!!" Grange shouted, then walked up to Binky then lowered his chiseled face towards Binky's face, "I heard about you..." Binky gulped, "YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVER HOUR!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU GOT DIARRHEA OR SOMETHING?" Binky started to shake, the teacher's face started to get red, "YOU SURE YOU'RE GOING TO THE BATHROOM? HUH?" Binky started to shake a little more, Mr. Grange stood up, "Fine go ahead..."
"I think I already did..." Binky stuttered, suddenly the room started to smell like shit.
"In matter of fact... WE SHOULD ALL USE THE RESTROOM NOW AS A CLASS!" Mr. Grange shouted, "NOW FORM A LINE TO THE DOOR!" No one got up, "I SAID FORM A LINE!"
The entire classroom went to the bathroom together, the girls and boys went in five at a time, for five boys then five girls but for some reason Binky, Brain, George, and Buster didn't come out yet. Mr. Grange sent in Arthur to find out what was the hold up, but once Arthur got in there he saw those four playing football only with... shit... they were throwing it everywhere, Arthur only let out a gasp as Mr. Grange came walking in tired of waiting, only to find... "WHY IS THERE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL?!"
The four boys paused but Buster threw a huge pile at Binky's face at the last moment, "YOU FOUR!!!" He pointed, he walked over and put all four boys in a huge headlock using both of his arms as they were moaning in slight pain as Mr. Grange put pressure around their necks. He then dragged them all over to a random stall and kicked down the door to show a toilet bowl, "THIS IS YOUR TARGET! DO YOU GET ME?!" They only moaned in pain, "DON'T MAKE ME BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!" He let Buster loose and kicked his head that his face went into the toilet bowl, bubbles were coming up as Buster tried to get out but couldn't because Mr. Grange was forcing his head in then flushed the toilet on him. Buster fell back and started coughing and dripping wet.
A few hours later, Mr. Grange closed the windows tight and pulled down the blinds over the windows making sure no light gets in. Mr. Grange walked over to his desk and pulled out a camera and a huge cardboard box full of costumes, setting up for like a small private photo shooting room. "Now, I want to try a little something called roleplay, I will have two or three of you up here doing a scene from my choosing and you have to dress up in these costumes I got in this box so.." Mr. Grange pulled out a clipboard, "I want... Buster, Francine, and... Binky to come up here and I'm going to tell you to play out a scenario..." He pulled out the box in front of them.
"Hey cool, like putting on a play." Buster dug through the box and found a black leather outfit, particularly leather assless chaps. Binky already started to take off his shirt to put on a leather sleeveless vest then a mask with a zipper over the mouth. Francine dug through and brought out a huge leather whip.
"Ah yes...now these kids will pleasure me individually..." Mr. Grange laughed sinisterly in his thoughts.
Meanwhile back in the principal's office Mr Ratburn was still having a one on one with Mr Haney and asked, "This guy a pervert or something?"
"Oh no, we read his profile and he's married with two kids..." Mr. Haney said with a smile.
To be continued...
Note: Well it's finally happened Mr. Ratburn is being replaced but with someone worse... Stay tuned!