Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto own Naruto, not me. Yay, I know his name!

With a little inspiration, I was pushed to update this story. It won't be as long as my other one, but I hope it'll be worth reading. I think it will be just as interesting.

OMG, Kakashi-sensei is hot! Chapter Three: Caught

Sasuke was the not the kind of person that wanted to talk to people, certainly not the kind of person that wanted to gossip but…..he really wanted to talk to Naruto.

Three days ago, when they were in the woods together with Sakura, who may as well have disappeared a few minutes into the conversation, he and Naruto discovered some interesting things about each other. The conversation about Kakashi really had him thinking about it, days after and the words were still fresh in his mind. He and Naruto agreed on something. While it wasn't the most endearing topic, it was more personal in nature than anything else, and that was what had him wanting to talk to the blonde again.

Some things were just forbidden to talk about, but Sasuke had always harbored a strong attraction to forbidden things. Kakashi Hatake was forbidden. No real reason other than the fact that he was twice Sasuke's age and had been his teacher. And he was man. But in his defense, it all sounded so appealing.

And Naruto….he was just as attracted to it as he was, and that made things interesting. He had to speak to the other boy. With his life being as boring as it was, no family, no real friends, and nobody to talk to, not that he wanted to, the Uchiha had finally found someone worth wasting his words on. It was the last person he expected it to be, but that wasn't the point. Naruto was already close enough to him so that he didn't have to make any effort. After all, Naruto was his….best friend.

He was glad Sakura bitched out like she did, because he didn't want to share this with her. Not this. This, was something better kept between boys, men. Sakura was simply too air-headed and had a one-track mind and as far as he knew, she wasn't drawn to the forbidden or the unknown. Like he and Naruto were.

If he knew the blonde idiot, he would find him in one of two places, and if he was busy, three. He would try Ichiraku's first. It was about lunch-time anyway.

Walking down the dusty paved streets of Konoha, Sasuke ignored the nonsensical babble of a large group of females he passed. He never was interested in them. Too stupid for his tastes. Briskly striding along, he passed a shop where the owned inside gave him a nasty sneer. He smirked at the old guy and watched him turn red, moving his attention to a needy customer. But Sasuke didn't care. He got the reaction from people sometimes, after all that happened with Orochimaru, he wasn't as popular as he used to be.

He found a blonde, orange and black blob in the ramen stand three seats from the right. Alone. He smirked to himself.

Naruto slurped his noodles happily, moaning as the taste of Ayame's new ingredient swept over his tongue. The same tongue he almost bit off when Sasuke said from behind him:

"Dobe, I have a question. Meet me at the northern woods. It stinks in here." And promptly left as suddenly as he entered. Naruto made a confused grunt around a mouthful of ramen. What did Sasuke want with him?

Finishing off his lunch, he hopped off the stool and practically flung the money at Teuchi, who glared at him as he ran off to meet his friend. Naruto wasn't sure why he was so excited, but if the bastard wanted to speak to him for any reason under the sun, it had to be good. He was bored anyway and he was willing to do anything to keep himself occupied.

When he got to the woods, Sasuke was nowhere to be seen. Naruto sucked his teeth in agitation. Trust the bastard to make him wait.

"Dobe." He whirled around to see Sasuke sitting on a bench that was unoccupied a second ago.

"Alright, I'm here, so what did you want to ask me?"

Suddenly Sasuke looked away, like he was uneasy about something. Naruto squinted at him curiously.

"Sasuke…"

"Have you seen Kakashi since…that day in the woods?"

Oh. Shrugging, Naruto told him that he did indeed see their sensei, and had given him a piece of his mind as well, earning him a strange look from the Uchiha. So he wanted to talk about Kakashi like last time. Gossip was more like it, but he seemed interested in it and Naruto wouldn't have admitted that he was as well if Sasuke didn't say it first.

"I heard he came back the same night we did. I guess he really did leave without us, or maybe he came after we left."

"He did ask me something strange." Sasuke's ears perked up at this and he was suddenly very close to Naruto, grasping the boy's shoulder with uncharacteristic excitement.

"What?! What did he say?"

"Damn, wouldn't you like to know? Well, I was watching him eat, we were at Ichiraku's, and, you know, hoping he'd pull his mask down. He outright told me he wasn't going to let me see him eat."

"Oh." Sasuke sounded disappointed.

"Then he said that he'd let me see depending on what I was willing to do to get a look."

Sasuke's black eyes widened comically. "So what did you tell him?!"

Naruto blushed and shook his head no, meaning he didn't say anything worth talking about. But this was more than Sasuke thought he'd get out of the blonde boy. Naruto didn't need to elaborate to get the dirtier side of his mind working, because, who knew what Kakashi was implying. It could have been anything.

"What do you think he meant by that?" He ventured innocently.

"Dunno."

Sasuke quelled the urge to smack the dimwitted idiot upside his head. Trying not to raise his voice, he asked again. "What do you think he meant? You said it was strange, what made it strange?"

Naruto didn't like where the conversation might have been going and got up with every intention of leaving the other teen without giving him a response. But Sasuke still had that grip on his shoulders. "Let me go and maybe I'll tell you. I'm sure you're dying to know." He slid out of the other boy's grip, muttering something about being surprised he had 'such a dirty mind' for obviously he wanted to hear something dirty.

Not that Naruto hadn't thought of that himself. It sure sounded like Kakashi was implying something, but then again it could have meant anything. After the conversation in the woods two days before, it made him more than a little uncomfortable that Kakashi would say something that so closely sounded like what he and Sasuke were talking about. By the look on Sasuke's face, he must have thought the coincidence was strange as well.

"It's weird how he asked that right after…. I mean, he said it like he expected me to respond a certain way, and I think my reaction was just what he expected. Then he just left. I was thinking that maybe he….you don't think by any chance….that he might have heard us, do you Sasuke?" Now Sasuke was a pale boy, but if he turned any paler he would have been invisible.

What his friend was say made more sense than he wanted to admit. There was a possibility. Not an appealing one at all. A scary possibility. An embarrassing possibility. Naruto sat down on the bench next to him, feeling that he'd better. When he thought of what Kakashi said, he had only thought of it fleetingly, and instantly dismissed it as impossible. His attention span wasn't so great so he forgot about it and passed it off. But when Sasuke asked, he thought about it again, and came to the conclusion that some things just didn't add up.

Kakashi arriving in Konoha on the same night, the question of before or after still unanswered. Then at the ramen bar, when he more or less offered to let Naruto see his face, depending on what Naruto would do for the privilege. It was too creepy to think that Kakashi heard any part of their private conversation, for it wasn't uncommon for Naruto to try to peek at his face at every chance that presented itself.

"I'd sell my jutsu on Ebay to get a look at what's under that mask!" And he said it so enthusiastically. His jutsu was very important to him. But….was that really all he'd do to see?

Like he was reading his mind, Sasuke looked directly into his eyes and asked in a serious voice, "What would you do to see his face?" Naruto looked taken aback at the question. Sasuke couldn't have been thinking….

"I'm not gay or anything like that Sasuke. If he wants to keep his stupid face to himself, then that's fine. But I know what you're thinking, and it's not like that. Besides, I think I already know what you would do to see it." He finished smugly, eyeing his best friend knowingly. Sasuke had already threw it all out there about him being bisexual and there was nothing wrong with that, but he himself had had never done it with another guy before so he couldn't be gay.

"Gay, curious, bisexual, whatever you want to call it. Noticing that Kakashi is attractive is one thing, complimenting his ass is another. He could have simply been attractive, but apparently you have your own opinions about him."

"Yeah, but he's Kakashi-sensei. I grew up on looking at his ass! Okay so maybe I am kinda curious---

"Uh huh."

"No seriously, I'm not bisexual until I've done it with a guy, which I have no intention of doing. So I think some guys look better than others, so what?"

Sasuke said nothing to him for a while, thinking about how he was going to go about it. He had got Naruto to admit that he was curious about guys, so the next step would seem innocently coincidental. Anyway, he really wanted to know.

"So what do you think of me?" He asked, dare he think, timidly.

Naruto leaned forward, looking slightly uncomfortable with the question, which was the last thing Sasuke was hoping for. Not to confuse his curiosity with liking Naruto, because such wasn't the case. It was just that when he had seen Naruto for the first time in three years, he had been stunned by how beautiful his dead last teammate had become. When he jumped off the cliff to wrap one arm around him, he wanted to see if Naruto thought the same thing. However, since he had initially came down there to kill Naruto, that was his top priority. Then he never had the chance to experiment with it again.

"You're hot, Sasuke. But you already know that. It doesn't mean I like you though. I know you'd like to put the future Hokage as a notch on your bedpost but I'll have to kindly decline." Sasuke elbowed him in the ribs for his smart ass reply and shrugged. Well it wouldn't have been so bad if Naruto knew what he thought about him.

"You certainly got a lot prettier while I was away." He said, knowing the 'pretty' jib would get to the blonde.

"Nah, forget that, I'm handsome. That's what girls say about me."

"I'm not a girl."

"And the difference is…."

Another elbow.

They laughed lightly then fell silent.

"So….if Kakashi did hear us, what do you suggest we do? I mean, what are you gonna do, because I have no problems telling him I'd sleep with him, mask or no mask."

Naruto gave him an incredulous look. Did he have to be so straightforward with it?!

"Really?"

Naruto froze. Sasuke went rigid. They looked at each other out of sheer hope that one of them was playing a joke on the other because….

That wasn't either of their voices.

Behind them….

'Oh god', Naruto whimpered in his mind.

Maybe if he didn't look, the obviously familiar presence behind them would disappear, either than or he could disappear, both would have worked for him just fine at the moment.

"I'm sorry, did I surprise you guys?"

Sasuke muttered a strong curse word under his breath.

Naruto spoke first, deciding that if he had to do something, feigning ignorance sounded like a good plan.

"K-Kakashi-sensei. What brings you here?"

"Oh nothing," The Jounin said casually, from behind his book. The least he could have done was have the decency to not look so nonchalant when Naruto wished he could have been digging his grave right at that moment.

Well, there went the answer to their question. And if Kakashi hadn't heard it all, he had certainly heard enough, thanks to a certain Uchiha heir. Glaring at Sasuke like it was all his fault, he silently mouthed 'you idiot' to him and got a scowl in return.

"So, I was walking by, and just so happened to stumble upon my two favorite students in the woods. I couldn't help but listen in when I heard my name and a distinct reference to my behind." Kakashi hadn't bothered to put away his book, because he knew his disinterested mood would make them squirm. Yes, once again he had caught them engrossed in a conversation about him and again it was by sheer coincidence. This was normally the spot he came to read his books and when heard voices, decided that he would find somewhere else to relax. Then he heard,

//"Yeah, but he's Kakashi-sensei. I grew up on looking at his ass! Okay so maybe I am kinda curious…"//

The voice sounded suspiciously like Uzumaki Naruto's. Realizing that he had fallen into another one of their 'gossip session' he decided to stop and eavesdrop on the two. And he wasn't disappointed with what he heard. That kind of material could have been used as some powerful blackmail. How could he pass up the opportunity this time?

Now they knew that he had been spying on him that day in the woods. He stood patiently, waiting for them to start making excuses or explain themselves.

"Okay, so you heard us, so what?" Sasuke was the only one bold enough to acknowledge the truth fore Naruto was still busy trying to figure out a way he could disappear without being seen.

Kakashi finally stowed the book and walked around the bench and pushed Naruto aside to sit right between them. Looking comfortable, he glanced up at the sky and then down at Naruto, who looked like he was having difficultly breathing.

And he was. Naruto felt like he was going to collapse from fear and embarrassment, and when Kakashi said down right next to him that fear had turned into full blown dread. He was so sure he was going to whimper when Kakashi's arms fanned out behind them and casually rested on the back of the bench.

Spreading his legs to get more comfortable, and make the other two more uncomfortable by making sure his thighs pressed flush against their own, Kakashi took the hand he had behind Sasuke's neck and reached into his pocket for his book. He thought he heard the boy sigh for some reason. Naruto, whom he still had his arm over, was currently suffering from symptoms of blushing himself to death.

"Why so quiet? Weren't you two talking about something? Don't let me stop you, it sure sounded like you guys were having an interesting conversation."

Sasuke's brow furrowed in annoyance. He hated when people thought they had something on him when they didn't. Kakashi may have heard him say what he never wanted the him to hear, but that didn't mean he was going to make Sasuke feel like a shy little school girl. He was grown, and his maturity had to count for something damn it!

"Kakashi, I said I'd fuck you maskless or whatever. Don't think you can use that against me. I'm not as easy to rile as Naruto is." His eyes darted pointedly to the other boy who looked like he was on the verge of hyperventilating.

Naruto had the displeasure of sitting on Kakashi's left side, so he couldn't see a single patch of Kakashi's face because his mask and hitae-ate covered the entire side so he couldn't see Kakashi's reaction. Until Kakashi turned and looked right at him.

"I'm sorry Naruto, am I making you nervous?"

Damn Sasuke for putting him on the spot! But shit, he wasn't going to be the only one acting childish so he grit his teeth and leaned forward so he wasn't so close to Kakashi's arm.

"What do you think?!" He growled. He wasn't going to sit there and roast under the scrutiny of Kakashi's bored gaze. Which was beginning to piss him off. Getting up, he was very prepared to take a long walk out of the woods, but a strong hand grabbed his wrist firmly and yanked him back down to the bench. Whipping around to see what the fuck grabbed him, his eyes got wide narrowed into slits seeing Kakashi's long thin partially gloved fingers wrapped around his lithe wrist.

"What the fuck are you doing?! Let me go!"

"But I wasn't done. It's rude to leave in the middle of a conversation involving you."

"I said I don't want to talk about it!"

"But I do."

Sasuke watched with amusement, Naruto trying to jerk his arm out of Kakashi's hand but the Jounin had a tight grip, so tight Naruto's wrist was turning white around the edges of Kakashi's fingers.

"You're hurting me you jackass!" Naruto yelled.

"Then you'd do well to just sit back down and I won't have to resort to more painful acts of violence."

Begrudgingly, he returned to the bench. But Kakashi didn't let go of his arm, nor did he loosen his grip. "Do you think you could be a little easier on me, I'm not exactly made out of steel."

The grip got tighter. He hissed, and grabbed Kakashi wrist, hoping to inflict the same pain.

Kakashi felt the hand on his arm but focused his attention on Sasuke. Sasuke stared back at him easily, not in the least as intimidated as he had been moments ago. As usual, Naruto was the one to get the least pleasant end of the deal but he didn't really care. He and Kakashi were having a staring contest. Even with the slim wrist in his hand and a smaller hand trying to crush his own, Kakashi matched the dark look with a lazy look, knowing that Sasuke wouldn't be trying to leave as Naruto did.

"I'll let you go as soon as you agree to calm down."

"Fine!" And his hand was released. Rubbing sore white, rapidly turning red wrist, he glowered at the back of the Jounin silver head, muttering obscenities that involved putting a fucking Rasengan down his throat among other colorful things.

"You and Naruto were out here talking about me, and not for the first time. How do you think I should react to that?"

"You should let us leave!" Naruto insisted hastily.

"Or not. See, Sasuke has no problem admitting and accepting things, but you Naruto, have yet to see that I'm posing no threat right now. Only Sasuke seems to understand that my intention is not make you feel bad. Maybe I didn't make it clear to you at the ramen stand. Sasuke doesn't care, but you never did answer my proposal. What would you do to see under my mask?"

Naruto opened his mouth to protest when he realized what Kakashi was talking about. Proposal? What would he do…was that a trick question? Well, he sure wasn't going to do what Sasuke would do. He didn't know.

"I don't know. I didn't mean it like that. I only meant that I really wanted to see. There isn't anything particular I had in mind of doing."

Kakashi still hadn't put the book away and turning his eyes down to the page he was on said in a dull, monotone voice, "Well you could always blow me if you really want to see."

Sasuke's jaw dropped in shock. What did Kakashi just say?! He gaped at the man, trying to see if he was serious but Kakashi was reading his book and had put his left around the bench behind Naruto's head again, not paying attention to the looks he was getting. Naruto blushed furiously, in both anger and embarrassment. Why did Kakashi have to joke like that?!

"You pervert, I didn't mean anything like that! Stop joking you idiot!"

Kakashi's eye looked up from the book. "Who said I was joking?"

Naruto stared at him, looking directly into Kakashi eye, trying to find some sign that he was playing around, but he couldn't find anything. Whether it was because he never could read Kakashi's eye, or because it just wasn't there, he didn't know.

"I have to go." He said suddenly, jumping up from the bench and taking off faster than Kakashi could stop him. This time, Kakashi let him go and after the blonde was gone, he turned to Sasuke who still had yet to close his mouth.

"So, Sasuke…"

TBC…..

Mwhahahaha I know I'm evil. See, I said my evil streak was gone, but that was only for my other fic. I shall continue this here, but there's a possibility that the lemon will be else where and since I'm lazy and finals are coming up, I'll put it somewhere like the other fanfic site that for some reason won't show up when I type it here. Ja'ne.