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A/N: Yes, it has been a while, and I know you've all be patiently waiting, but I hope this appeases you guys until the next chapter. I'm sorry for always leaving you on cliffhangers (sort of) but if I didn't, you guys might lose interest, and we don't want that. So, I hope this one wasn't too bad, and I hope the perversion keeps you guys happy. I like it when you're happy, because when you're happy, you review, and when you review, I'm happy! YAY!

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Naruto really hadn't planned on letting Sasuke just bend him over and stick it in like that, but when it happened, he started to swoon as a wave of dizziness hit him and went straight through to his groin and settled right in on his ass. His knee slipped in the grass a bit, but Sasuke had a firm hold on his hips, pushing forward agonizingly slow, and not because he didn't want to hurt Naruto. Bloody hell if he moved any faster it would end too soon because shit Naruto was friggin' tight! Not even Suigetsu was as snug, and he had honestly thought that assholes didn't get any better than the white haired man's (please forgive me, but he had to do it with someone.) Naruto was one hell of a fit, that was for sure.

Kakashi would have yanked Sasuke away from Naruto and blackened his eye for touching the prize that was rightly his, but Sasuke's tall, strong, shirtless-- when that happened, he would never know--body was just so lean and muscular and pale and sexy that he just sat slumped down on the bench and watched the dark haired young man fuck Naruto's tan beautiful ass.

"Fucking bastard, that hurts!" Not that he could make Sasuke feel any shame, and not that the pain bothered him. It was a thrilling feeling to mix pain with pleasure and thanks to the nine-tailed fox, he had learned to appreciate both. But how dare that bastard inflict pain on him?!

"Bastard!" he snarled again and pressed his forehead into the grass, his body rocking back and forth with the force of Sasuke's already rough thrusts. Kakashi was going to love it when it was his turn. It sucked that the little bastard got to go first, but he knew that good things came to those who waited, and luckily Kakashi was a patient man. The way Naruto's face contorted when Sasuke pulled out and thrusted back in made him smirk beneath his mask. The look on his face was nothing compared to the expressions Kakashi would cause him to make. Sasuke was an amateur fuck, and what Naruto's tight little rear end needed was big, grown man's cock like his to fuck him good and hard. Sasuke just wouldn't do. And certainly he wouldn't ever again after that day. After he was done with Naruto, the blonde was all Kakashi's, and Sasuke would never again be allowed to touch him without his permission.

None of that meant he didn't want to pound Sasuke's pale, round ass, and when he did, Sasuke wouldn't want Naruto anymore. Yes, Kakashi Hatake was a selfish man, but who gave a flying fuck? He had property to dominate now, and he was going to make sure that the both of them knew it.

"God yes, take it you slut!" Sasuke growled. Maybe that might have turned some people on, but Naruto stopped pumping back and twisted around to glare at him.

"What the fuck? Who the hell do you think you're calling a slut, you bitch?!" He snapped, forgetting his pleasure in light of his rage, scrambling out from under his dark friend to attack him. Sasuke had taken a few seconds to register what happened and it cost his jaw dearly. Naruto's fist crashed into his jaw with enough anger put behind it so that he tumbled backward and landed flat on his face. The angry blonde boy stood and lunged for him again, but a slow voice made him stop so abruptly he tripped over his own foot.

"Leave him alone and come over here, slutboy."

Naruto stopped and turned around and blinked. Oh, Kakashi wanted him for something. He walked back over to his sensei and sat down on the spot on the bench Kakashi was patting endearingly, seemingly oblivious to being called a slut again.

Sasuke, who was just getting up from the blow just about exploded upon seeing this. "Wait the fuck of a minute! You don't hit him when he calls you a 'slutboy', but you fucking punch me! What's that shit all about?!" He raged, glowering angrily at Naruto, who looked like he didn't know what Sasuke was making such a big deal about.

"So? It sounded like an insult coming from you." Naruto shrugged and smiled at Kakashi, who was smiling back with his eye. That reminded him….

"Take it off." Kakashi arched a platinum brow.

"Take what off?"

"Don't fuck with me sensei, take off the mask, we had a deal!" Naruto was ready to rip it off of his face if he didn't comply, leaning forward in case Kakashi tried anything slick.

Kakashi had almost forgotten about their deal. Well, there went his air of mystery.

"Hey! I was in the middle of doing something, you know! Get your tight ass back here and let me finish!"

"Go to hell Sasuke."

"Naruto!"

Sasuke jerked his pants up and stomped back over to the bench to yank Naruto back to the ground and shove his cock back up his ass. What the hell was the dobe's deal? He had to go and mess up a perfectly good fuck over a little name-calling. Who didn't say strange things in the heat of passion? He had called Suigetsu a litany of dirty names over their time in bed together and he didn't hear any complaints.

"Come on Kakashi, take the damn thing off!" Naruto yelled in his usually loud voice, which brought the Uchiha's attention to their sensei. He had almost forgotten about the deal they had made and if he was angry at Naruto before he wanted to hug the bastard now. Finally! Finally after all those years he was going to get to see the most mysterious man in Konoha's face and all Naruto had to do was suck his dick!

Kakashi glanced from Naruto to Sasuke and said, "I'm sorry Naruto. The deal was you suck me off and you get to see my face. Sasuke here is going to either have to disappear, or you'll have to work out another deal to fit him in."

"But sensei! I don't care if that teme never gets to see your face! I let you come in my mouth and a deal's a deal!" Kakashi groaned. Only Naruto with his loud mouth could out and yell something like that.

Sasuke really wanted to see what was under that mask. "Naruto don't be a bitch! Come on! If it weren't for me, we might have never been caught!"

Naruto looked passively thoughtful for a moment before shrugging, "Fuck you, teme, I didn't see you slobbing any knob to earn this privilege. Suck his dick like I did and if you're better at it than I am, then not only do you get to see his face too, but I'll let you fuck me and call me anything you want."

Sasuke was about to say deal but Kakashi cut him off. "Sasuke fucked you without my permission. He should be punished for being so hasty but I'm going to be nice just this once and let him slide for the moment. Your ass is mine Naruto, and the same goes for you Sasuke. I'm going to break you both in, and Sasuke, you'll get what's coming to you for ruining his virginity for me. In the meantime, I fully expect you to be as good as Naruto or better, just to please me. If the orgasm is great I might decrease the severity of your punishment."

Sasuke gave the other boy a glare that could melt polar ice caps and nodded. He would show that loudmouth dead last idiot who was better at sucking cock, and before he was done, Kakashi would be begging him for more.

"You're on, dobe." He snickered. Poor Naruto didn't have a chance.

Kakashi patiently waited until Sasuke got over himself before spreading his knees invitingly. Sasuke slid to his knees and gave Naruto a spiteful smirk. "Watch and learn."

As he was going for Kakashi's cock, the Jounin stopped his hand with a negative grunt. "Nu-uh-uh, Sasuke, you're going to have to beg for it. I think it'll do your ego some good."

Sasuke grit his teeth furiously, already trying to find a way out of begging, but then he noticed the look Naruto was giving him.

"He liked it when I begged, I'm sure it made him hornier too. You know what they say, Sasuke-kun; if you can't stand the heat, get o--

"I know what they say!" Sasuke bit, more than ready to shut the blonde nuisance up with a well place fist to the face. Luckily, before a fight could start Kakashi casually diffused it with four words,

"Beg like a bitch."

Sasuke glared harder at Naruto as if it were his fault he was being subjected to such unfair humiliation and turned his hate-filled orbs to the masked man, ready to tell him that no begging of any such would occur, but he really should have been more sympathetic to Naruto.

Kakashi was sitting in the exact position he had been when he coerced Naruto, his right arm slung over the back of the bench and his left in his lap, and now Sasuke could see….

Things sure as hell look good from the ground up!

Sure Kakashi looked good from where Sasuke was sitting before, but from down where he was right then he looked delicious! That's how he got Naruto to give in so easily!

It wouldn't be long now, he would be begging like a bitch just like Naruto did, but….he would do it with more seductiveness and turn the tables. By the time he got his hot lips around Kakashi's dick, it would be the Jounin begging like a bitch.

"Umm, sensei you've got such a nice, big cock, can I please please suck on it? Please sensei? I'm so horny, all I want to do is get my mouth around it. I'm begging you sensei!"

Naruto grit his teeth and tried not to let the blood loss go to his head. If it wasn't gushing from his nose, it was rushing to his groin. Damn that teme!

Kakashi grinned beneath his mask. It was too easy to seduce horny teenagers. "Then for all that begging you better suck me good or you won't get to see my face."

Sasuke twitched but said nothing else, itching for him to pull his dick out again already. Geez was he horny, he wasn't lying before. Kakashi just looked so damn good sitting like that, like he was just born to sexually dominate. Damn.

While he was at it, Sasuke would teach Naruto a thing or two--and show him that it really did pay to be a genius.

Sakura was lonely. Usually, she could spot Sasuke training from a mile away, or at least Naruto at home or at the ramen stand, but neither of them were anywhere to be found. She sighed, wondering what she was going to do with six whole days to herself, minus the one she had to work wit Shizune in the hospital.

She hadn't seen or heard from Kakashi either and idly wondered if Naruto or Sasuke had. The truth was, she was curious about where Kakashi had been too. She hadn't heard anything from the Hokage and couldn't help but think that Naruto and Sasuke had seen their sensei….and was keeping it from her. But that was just speculation.

As she walked around, just trying to enjoy the day, she found herself wandering into the woods, not really sure why she wanted to suddenly be alone with nature. Just as she got close to a spot she knew a bench would be for her to sit on, she heard voices.

"Oh, someone's here already…." She turned to walk away, but stopped cold when she heard,

"He liked it when I begged, I'm sure it made him hornier too. You know what they say, Sasuke-kun; if you can't stand the heat, get o--

"I know what they say!"

Sasuke and Naruto! She was about to go over there to the two, thinking that it was just them and they would be able to hang out together, but the voice of a third party interjected.

"Beg like a bitch."

Oh shit. Was that…Kakashi?

She stopped where she was and dropped to her knees to crawl behind a nearby bush. Naruto Sasuke and Kakashi were together but what was that about begging like a bitch? Who was Kakashi talking to?

She moved closer and soon the three ninja came into view. Naruto was on the ground with Sasuke next to him and Kakashi was sitting in front of the Uchiha looking….relaxed. Sakura found herself holding her breath for some reason.

Sasuke glared at Naruto and then back at Kakashi. Suddenly his face went from angry to something she had never seen and then,

"Umm, sensei you've got such a nice, big cock, can I please please suck on it? Please sensei? I'm so horny, all I want to do is get my mouth around it. I'm begging you sensei!"

WOAH!

Sakura's eyes bulged out of their sockets at the obscenely seductive words coming out of her stoic teammate's mouth. "Oh my god!" She whispered to herself.

"Then for all that begging you better suck me good or you won't get to see my face, and I'll punish you for touching Naruto before me."

Her mouth just hung open. She couldn't believe her ears--wait, Sasuke was moving!--oh good lord Kakashi stuck his hand in his pants!

"Oh my…oh my good god…" She couldn't help it. The most shocking things she had ever seen or heard were going on right in front of her. And Naruto wasn't doing anything but bleeding from his nose!

What happened?! How did that happen?! Would Sasuke really…would he really suck Kakashi's dick? What in the world had gotten them into such a situation?!

She couldn't wait to find out.

One thing was for sure. If she didn't think Kakashi was attractive before, she sure as hell could see it now. Indeed, Kakashi looked like a fucking wet dream sitting there, pulling his cock out of his pants to grace the confines of Sasuke's hungry mouth.

"Naruto didn't swallow all of my cum thanks to you. You'd better swallow every drop and be as good as you claim. Although I can't imagine anything better than Naruto's tight little mouth, if you can suck better than he can, then I won't punish you at all. Put all this behind us. And you better take every inch too,"

"Oh I intend to sensei." Sasuke assured with a confident smirk. Naruto snorted and sat down on the bench next to Kakashi. Kakashi looked over at him with an innocent eye-smile and that was all it took to make the Kyuubi vessel blush like a schoolgirl.

Sasuke inched forward but then, unlike Naruto, he all but attacked Kakashi before the man could get his hand out of his pants. Kakashi's eye widened at the boy's hastiness and he snatched his hand away as Sasuke's mouth latched onto to his cock with almost disturbing fervor.

Sakura gasped from her place under the bushes at his eagerness and covered her mouth with her hand, aware of the blood gushing out of her nose. Sasuke was just a boy—a boy--and he was out there, in the middle of the woods for all to see sucking his MUCH older sensei off! How did that come to happen?

And Naruto had done it too?! Willingly? It didn't sound as if anyone was being forced into anything, but what would make two boys like Sasuke and Naruto turn into little sluts for a man like Kakashi? Sasuke touched Naruto? Where?! How?! And he was going to be punished by their sensei for it if he didn't do a good job?

How long had this been happening? Were they hiding this affair since before that day in the woods? Did it happen after? Did Kakashi force them to like it, or worse, brainwash them? They seemed normal enough, minus everything that was obviously wrong. Sasuke was bi-sexual, she knew that, and Naruto was…open, but Kakashi…she had no idea he even looked at other guys that way.

Yet Kakashi looked completely natural getting his cock suck by a male. Something about that seemed grossly interesting. Hence the reason she hadn't gotten up and run off somewhere screaming her head off.

Not that she would tell anyone. For various reasons, the most unappealing being hated by everyone for being a snitch, especially if Kakashi and Sasuke ever got wind that it was she who told. People in Konoha would pay to see something like what was going in front of her, they were a village full of shinobi pervs and Kakashi was like the crème of the crop. Fangirls would kill to see Sasuke in action, and Sasuke and Naruto already didn't like her enough.

So she would just watch for now, maybe thanks her lucky stars that she was getting the chance to see what nobody else could--Iruka would KILL Kakashi if he ever found out. No, she would never tell, and if they never caught her, nobody would ever find out.

Of course, that now meant that she was a pervert for opting to stay. Just by chance, nobody knew that.

Kakashi was not slow, or too preoccupied, or witless, or stupid. Sakura had stumbled upon the clearing about three minutes ago and still hadn't left. The only ones who didn't seem to notice was Naruto and obviously Sasuke, who was too busy trying to suck Kakashi's poor dick right off. Geez, talk about enthusiastic, and that wasn't even Sasuke's strong suit. The boy was just a tad bit overzealous.

"Slow down Sasuke fuck, it shouldn't be possible for a blowjob to actually hurt." He wasn't even using teeth, which Kakashi had to give him pointers—and thanks—for. Naruto snickered triumphantly at his side, awarding himself a dirty look from Sasuke who had thankfully let up on the sadistic sucking.

Naruto just knew that Sasuke would lose this time. First off, he was too aggressive, secondly, he was too confident, thirdly, he just didn't have the same appeal Naruto did. Who didn't want to fuck an innocent looking boy like his mouth? Sasuke just wasn't good cocksucker material.

Kakashi was enjoying Sasuke's mouth to some degree but winced too much at the pressure the Chuunin was applying. Sasuke's technique was better used on someone being tortured. Even as Kakashi emptied himself in the teen's mouth, it was painful and rigorous, not at all the blissful heavenly way he had come when Naruto sweet lips had been on him.

Well, he was just going to have to punish Sasuke.

As the dark haired heir pulled off of his sensei, he looked up with a sexy smirk to see the look of utter satisfaction gracing the Jounin's face. Kakashi looked a bit pained.

"That good, huh?" Sasuke asked cockily. Kakashi cracked his eye open to look down.

"Sasuke, bend over my lap."

"What? Why?" It was obvious the Uchiha didn't like the way the request sounded.

Kakashi didn't reply as he stripped off the Velcro on one of his gloves to bare his right hand. Naruto and Sasuke looked at him suspiciously, albeit Naruto with more of a leer.

"Did I do better than the dobe or not?" Sasuke asked arrogantly. Kakashi concentrated on putting his glove away safely in his pocket, giving a tired sigh.

"Bend over my lap and find out." Sasuke glared at him steadily but did not comply. Kakashi's eyes narrowed dangerously, but he seemed to take no heed to it until in a flash, he was dragged over the older man's knees and his face made purchase with Naruto's thigh. He instantly began to struggle, not liking the way it felt to be over someone's knee at all. So he had failed in being better than Naruto, that was it, wasn't it? How could he not be better? He was sure he was giving it as much passion as he could. Kakashi came, wasn't that the point? And he swallowed, damn it he did everything, why was he being--

"AH!! What the hell--OW! Stop that what do you think you--

SMACK!

"I think 50 smacks on your little Uchiha bottom should be sufficient enough, though if you keep using that language and struggling, I'll have to add five more for every curse you yell and every evasive move you make. You're up to 70 now, I wouldn't recommend it, you are in no position, literally, to be making demands."

Naruto wanted to smile. He wanted to laugh, taunt, tease and brag but he didn't. He didn't want to be next. Oh no, he wanted to be Kakashi's best. So for now, he would hold it all in and not give Kakashi a reason to turn that sharp hand on his behind. Anyway, Sasuke looked rather fetching with a red ass.

"Naruto, would you like a few smacks for what he did to you?" Kakashi offered and Naruto, not wanting to fall into any traps, politely declined. Kakashi gave him a look. The boy was smart.

Sasuke wailed and wriggled on Kakashi's lap as the Jounin's hand descended on his cheeks with punishing vengeance. It was so humiliating, he could feel the tears prick at the backs of his eyes, rubbing his face into Naruto's sweatpants clad leg to muffle the high pitched cries. He wasn't counting but hoped that the hits stopped soon. Kakashi was not going easy on him and he was positive he wouldn't be able to sit for days when it was over.

Naruto just looked on passively, keeping his selfish glee to himself. He sort of felt sorry for his bastard teammate, but better Sasuke than him. Sasuke's ass was turning crimson and he wondered if Kakashi's hand was stinging as well. He had lost count around 30, Kakashi was going sparingly fast, not that that was a good thing, but Sasuke had since stopped struggling and cursing and was now smothering his cries in Naruto's thigh. Naruto actually did mind this, but said nothing.

Suddenly Kakashi stopped and Sasuke's entire body went lax and he let out a shuddering sigh against Naruto. "There now, that wasn't too bad. But it could have been worse. Now you know better than to do anything without my permission. From now on, if you even so much as kiss Naruto without my consent, I will no longer use my hand to punish you." Then he pushed Sasuke off of his lap and the raven boy instinctively landed on his knees in the grass below. And if his shame wasn't bad enough, he felt Naruto's eyes on him and he was sure the blonde idiot was laughing at him silently.

"Now then. I have to be somewhere an hour ago, so I'll be going now. I trust that you won't do anything that might make me upset again. Don't think I won't find out. If you do anything more than talk to each other, I will punish you both." Kakashi stood and languidly stretched and put his glove back on, ignoring the boy on the ground and stepping over him.

"Naruto, don't tease Sasuke. He has every right to tell me if you do, and I'll know if he's lying. And, when you see Sakura, tell her I said hi."

A certain kunoichi in the bushes almost swallowed her tongue.

With that, Kakashi waved at them, well, at Naruto, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Sasuke sighed in relief. Naruto began to get up.

"Well, I better go and meet Jiraiya, he wanted to evaluate my training later, if he isn't busy perving. Later Sasuke. I, uh, I hope your ass feels better soon." It wasn't teasing, honest, he really did hope Sasuke's ass turned back to it's normal color, otherwise people might be able to spot the bright red from miles away. He snickered in his head and ran off, leaving Sasuke on his knees, shamefully pulling his pants up past his sore ass with a wince of pain.

He knew, that no matter what Kakashi told Naruto about teasing him, he would never live this down with his blonde friend. Luckily for him, Naruto and Kakashi were the only one's to see his humiliation.

Or so he thought.

TBC….

I know, it took me about three months to get back to this, but I think I now have an idea of where I want this to go. I have serious allergies right now, I hate spring, it's evil. So, please review, and I'll update with the smut for Situational Hazard and this next chapter as soon as I can.

Ja'ne.