Here's chapter 2 for my fans. Glad you guys so enjoyed the last chapter. Okay, this is when Bailong and Jun have a problem with love...(dead guys, you can never find any decent ones anymore)
I love writing this book. Hope you enjoy it! Peace out.
Sorrel Piedra
(Meanwhile)
Iwuzmurdered: Even though your more than 10 feet away from me, I can picture you're beautiful un-matching dress whenever I need to think about you.
I-flirt-with-a-corpse: (screeching of breaks in the background) Hold on. Un-matching dress? Un-matching dress? I tolerated puke-green hair, and honey cakes, and even honey apron? But un-matching dress? I am disgusted.
Iwuzmurdered: Hold on a minute…Jun (spits). You called my eyes dead and lifeless; you called me a zombie and a—a—snookie bear!!! You think that I'm insulting you. And for you're info, women, that dress does not match.
I-flirt-with-a-corpse: Oh, yes it does.
Iwuzmurdered: No it doesn't. Since when does a dragon go with a stitched-up panda?
I-flirt-with-a-corpse: How dare you!! My mother gave me that dress!
Iwuzmurdered: And I would care because—
I-flirt-with-a-corpse: That's it, we're through!
(I-flirt-with-a-corpse had logged off)
(Iwuzmurdered had logged off to go find her and apologize)
Suddenly…
(Chinese-hotty has logged on)
Chinese-hotty: Has anyone seen Yoh?
(Manta and Tamao are too amazed by seeing Jun and Bailong break up they can't speak. Anna answers)
Vicious Blonde: Nice name, Ren. Did Jun change your user name again?
Chinese-hotty: (notices the user name) Argh! I told her to stay out of my business! Where is she?
Vicious Blonde: She just had a fight with the dead guy.
Chinese-hotty: You're serious?
Vicious Blonde: No, ask anyone.
Chinese-hotty: Manta, Tamao, is this true?
(Manta and Tamao still too stupefied)
Vicious Blonde: See.
Chinese-hotty: I always knew he was too old for her…
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence)
Shorty-pants: So, Ren, how goes the fan clubs?
Chinese-hotty: AWFUL!! I don't know why I go anymore.
Flashback:
Ren jumped off the roof to escape the fangirls. Unfortunately, he landed on his face. Spits out a tooth.
"Oh my gosh! It's his tooth. Grab it, grab it!!!!"
"Never mind his tooth. Take off his shirt. We'll see him topless!"
"Ah, so true!!!!"
Ren springs into action and runs to a supermarket. When he thinks he's alone…
(Speakers on) "Hello. Yes, I'm looking for a—"
A voice cut it off. A fan girl voice. "—Ren Tao!!!"
"Ahhhh"
Ren ran out of the supermarket. After weeks of hiding, he thought he had escaped. Angry fangirls jump him.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"
End flashback:
Chinese-hotty: That—was the worst month of my life. I had marks from it to this very day.
Crybaby Tamao: Oh, Ren, did they hurt you?
Chinese-hotty: No, I mean lipstick marks. What do you girls wear these days?
(Chinese-hotty logged off to change his user name. Crybaby Tam logged has logged off to go to the bathroom.)