Note from editor's lawyer, PearlaH.Sweden: Sorrel is currently unavailable and asked me to post for her! Yay!!! XP
Also, she thanks all who reviewed! I was watching: I can't tell you how happy she was! XP You make her HAPPY!!! (sings the Hallelujah chorus) Glad thatz over.
Also: please read the italisized words. I know some people skip 'em but they're really funny here!!! XP
Later…
Ainu pig: Hey, is anyone there?
(Silence)
Ainu pig: Hey?
(More silence)
(Even more silence)
Ainu pig: I guess I'll chat with myself: Hey Horo, how are you?
Ainu pig: I'm fine, and yourself?
Ainu pig: Just fine. Heh, this is fun.
Ainu pig: So, did you jog off that belly fat yet?
Ainu pig: Nah, I like my plump self
Ainu pig: Typical from a moron like you.
Ainu pig: What d'you call me?!!!
Ainu pig: You heard me.
Ainu pig: Well you have blue hair!
Ainu pig: Your one to talk, big butt!
(Ainu-pig sister has logged on)
Ainu-pig's sister: Hey, big bro.
Ainu pig: Help, Pirika. I'm insulting me!
Ainu pig's sister: Riiiiiight…
Ainu pig: Help Pirika, heeeelp!
Ainu pig's sister: Okay, fine. (sighs in sheer defeat) Stop it Horo or I'll have you work for Anna for two months and feed you on whale blubber!
(Silence)
Ainu pig: Hey, you scared me off. Cool.
Ainu pig's sister: (sweat-drops) N-no problem.
Ainu pig: Have you seen Yoh?
(Vicious Blonde has logged on. Flames of Evil has logged on. Shorty-pants has logged on. Samurai's R cool has logged on. LoYaL—SlAvE has logged on. Crybaby Tam has logged on)
All: Have you seen Yoh?
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence)
All: You too? Where's Yoh?
Samurai's R cool: Have you seen Master Yoh, Bason?
LoYaL—SlAvE: No Amidamaru. I too am currently looking for Master Ren. Has anyone seen him?
(Suddenly I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged on)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Has anyone seen Yoh?
LoYaL—SlAvE: M-master! (cries amine style)
Ainu pig's sister: REN-KUN!!!! How are you? I see you changed you're username.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Hey, Pirika, I'm well. And you?
Ainu pig's sister: Splendid. I missed you, Ren-kun.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I—uh—missed you to.
Vicious Blonde: If you guys are done flirting, I want to declare a search party for Yoh.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: F-Flirting?! (blushes like crazy) That's ridiculous!
Ainu pig: Yeah and anyway, Bason told us about that Yin-Ko girl that you asked for her number! Ha!
(Pirika is silent. Everyone cannot believe Horo)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Bason, you shall pay dearly.
Ainu pig's sister: WAAH! I HATE YOU, REN-KUN!!!
(Ainu pig's sister has logged off to cry and throw darts at a picture of Ren she keeps on the wall. I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged off to try and explain to her what had happened.)
(Ainu pig logs off to see if he can ruin Ren's chances of getting Pirika to forgive him. Vicious Blonde logs off to look for Yoh.)
(LoYaL—SlAvE has logged off to go stop Horo. Flames of Evil, Crybaby Tam, Shorty-pants and Samurai's R cool stay.)
Crybaby Tam: I miss Yoh!!!
Flames of Evil: Argh! Even pinkie here likes him!!! I thought with the long hair and cool gloves and incredibly impressive biceps, if I do say so myself, I could get girls to like me. But nooooo….
Shorty-pants: Don't beat yourself up, Hao. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Samurai's R cool: Why must we discuss the issues of getting a female to notice you?! Let's look for Yoh-dono! (acts dramatic, holds sword to heart.)
All: (Sweat-drop)
(Flames of Evil has logged off to spy on Anna. Crybaby Tam has logged off to find out if he's actually doing that.)
(Samurai's R cool has logged off to search for Yoh. Shorty-pants logs off because there is no one left to talk to)