I have a request for all my reviewers: Its important.
Should I just finish here and make a ChatLine 2 or should I just go on and make this story long and never-ending? Please tell me what to do, I need to know what you guys want. I seriously need to be told in the next reviews you guys give me.
Sorrel Piedra
Ainu pig's sister has logged on
Ainu pig's sister: and—and—and his stupid ghost said that he—sniff--that he—sob--LIKED another girl!!!
I-used-to-flirt-with-corpse: You should hear Bailong. It's pathetic. He pretends he's so mad but he truthfully is desperate to get me back. I hate desperate dead men—they're so—so—not alive.
Ainu pig's sister: (Wailing) BUT I LIKE REN AND HE DOESN'T LIKE ME!!! WAAAAHHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Pitiful. Men think they're all that but instead they're full of dirt and decaying matter and grossness. You can never find a decent guy these days.
Ainu pig's sister: I can't believe Ren likes another girl… (Heating up) what a bugger… (Gets hot)…and you know what her name is? (Burning up) (In babyish voice to make it sound perky and annoying) Yin-Ko!! Like you can't get any lamer. What a stupid (annoyed), pathetic (getting mad), pitiful (on fire) babyish name!!!!
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Calm down, Pirika. It can't be that bad. Oh, wait, yes it can…
Both: WAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(I/play/with/Kwan Dao's had logged on. Iwuzmurdered has logged on)
All: What're you doing here...Waah…Hmph…
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Let's go, Pirika. We obviously don't want to stay with (sigh) lesser beings.
Iwuzmurdered: No wait, Jun!
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: What?
Iwuzmurdered: I'M SORRY, JUN!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! THE TRUTH IS, I AM SOME DEAD GUY WITH PURPLE SKIN AND STITCHES!! BUT I DON'T CARE!! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEEEEAAAASEEE!!!
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: You—you'd actually admit that, for me? (Touched)
Iwuzmurdered: YES!!! YOUR DRESS IS MATCHING, THE BEST MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Oh, you naughty boy…
Iwuzmurdered: You're telling me, huggle-puss…
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Right back at you, sugar cube…
Iwuzmurdered: I love you…
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: No, I love you…
Iwuzmurdered: O' contraire, my love…
I-used-to-flirt-with-a-corpse: Let's go, baby cakes…
Iwuzmurdered: Yes, lets…
(Both log off to stare into each others eyes and complement each other for the next 3 days)
Ainu pig's sister: Well, humph, I'm gonna go now…
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: No, wait—Pirika!!!
Ainu pig's sister: I'm not talking to you!!!! Go out with your girlfriend, Yin-Ko, waaaahahahaha!!!!
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I only asked for her number… (Sulks)
Ainu pig's sister: That means you like her!!!! TT
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: No it doesn't!! I just wanted to thank her!!!
Ainu pig's sister: Yeah? FOR WHAT!!!??
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: She saved me from a mob of angry bys who were gonna beat me up for 'stealing their girls', which is preposterous, because—
Ainu pig's sister: So you don't like Yin-Ko?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I do like Yin-Ko, but only cause she saved my butt. You'd have done the same for me.
Ainu pig's sister: (Back to her gleeful self) Soooo, you wanna go get some burgers or something?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I don't eat fast-food.
Ainu pig's sister: Okay, Chinese?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Ainu pig's sister: Egg rolls?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Read my mind…
(Log off)
Later:
Everyone: Hi, guys.
(Suddenly: Shaman King has logged on)
Shaman King: Hey guys…
Shorty-pants: Hey, Yoh.
Vicious Blonde: Hi.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Whatever…
Ainu pig: S'up, dude?
Ainu pig's sister: Hiya…
Crybaby Tam: Oh, um—h—hello, Yoh.
Flames of Evil: Yo.
LoYaL—SlAvE: Greetings, Yoh.
Samurai's R cool: Master Yoh…
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: (changed username) Yoh, always a pleasure…
Iwuzmurdered: Aloha.
(Silence. More Silence. Even more silence.)
All: YOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!