Dear everyone,
I'm so very, deeply, greatly, exrushiatingly, terribly, honestly, really very sorry for this presposterously long wait. At first, I was kinda upset I didn't get very good reviews for the Hana chapter, so I thought I lost my touch and went on 'vacation' from writing for a little bit. But then I just kept on delaying and delaying, and I apologize, its my own fault. I'm, (sniff), a bad authoress to you guys. Only a truly horrible girl would keep her reviewers waiting so long for the next chapter! I don't blame you guys if you even forgot this fanfic existed! I'm sorry if you woke up every morning and ran to the computer to check if I had updated, even a little, and that your hopes were chattered. Believe me, I know that feeling.
So, eher's the next chapter, and I promise you gusy the long wait won't ever happen again!
Okay, now with the story, you can guess all you want, but you will enevr know who the mystery chatter is. Muahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Even if you ever guess it right, I'll say no. Just so not to ruin the surprize!
I made Yoh especially dumb in this chapter, enjoy!
Note: If you're mad at me and don't want to review, I'll understand perfectly.
Sorrel Piedra
(I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse and Iwuzmurdered are chatting
Iwuzmurdered: ….and then our kids will be called Juny B., Bailong J., and finally Junlong…
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: And don't forget our dog, Baijun…
Both: (sigh lovingly)
(I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged on. Ainu pig's sister has logged on)
Ainu pig's sister: Hi guys!
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse & Iwuzmurdered: (Sigh lovingly again)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Ainu pig's sister: (whisper) Look, Ren, they're in love!! (Squeals with happiness)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I know…
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: …disgusting isn't it?
Ainu pig's sister: Ren!!
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: What?! It is sickening? The way they talk to each other sends shivers down my spine, the way they look at each other forces me to throw up what food I have consumed that day—leaving my stomach empty, and that they even had the nerve to do both those things in public haunts me each day! He's dead, what part of that can't she understand?!
Ainu pig's sister: But Ren, (acts dramatic) they love each other…what is there to understand??!!
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: (sigh)
(Shaman King has logged on)
Shaman King: Hi, guys.
Ainu pig's sister: Yoh!
Shaman King: What's going on?
Ainu pig's sister: (whisper again) Jun and Bailong are in love!
Shaman King: No way!
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: What do you mean by "No way"? They've been in love for ages! Before we defeated Hao, before you and I became friends…
Shaman King: Shhhh, do you mind, Ren, I'm trying to hear what they're saying.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: EAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Screams in fury)
(I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged off to bang his head on the wall in sheer misery and shame of having such daft comrades)
(Suddenly: MysteryChatter4-ever has logged on)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Greetings, everyone.
Ainu pig's sister and Shaman King: Hi... (Absentminded)
MysteryChatter4-ever: So, what're you doin'?
Shaman King: We're trying to hear Jun and Bailong speak mushy to each other. Haven't you heard…(whisper)…they're in love!
MysteryChatter4-ever: No!
Ainu pig's sister: Yes, we just found out!
MysteryChatter4-ever: But—haven't they been dating since Bailong was no longer forced to work under her evil thumb being verbally accused every day of his afterlife as a slave puppet?
Shaman King and Ainu pig's sister...mmm… (Pay no attention whatsoever)
(Vicious Blonde has logged on. Flames of Evil has logged on)
Flames of Evil: Anna, I'm still so happy you're alive!
Vicious Blonde: I never died, moron… (Sigh)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Oh, yes, I heard about that terrible incident! Boys are so daft, aren't they?
Vicious Blonde: Yes, they are.
MysteryChatter4-ever: I can't believe they thought you were dead! Good gracious, I've never heard of a mistake that big!
Vicious Blonde: yeah, well, it's Yoh's fault, and get this, he blamed it on his own son.
MysteryChatter4-ever: No!
Vicious Blonde: Yes!
MysteryChatter4-ever: Men are worthless, I'm never getting married…
Vicious Blonde: You go—girl? Wait, stop…
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Vicious Blonde: Hao, Pirika, Yoh, front and center!
(All quickly line up in alphabetical order. Army music in the background)
All: Sir yes sir!
(Silence. more silence. Even more silence.)
All: (Realize mistake) Ma'am yes ma'am!
Vicious Blonde: Who is this MysteryChatter4-ever person?
MysteryChatter4-ever: (sing-song voice) I can't tell you, I can't tell you…
Vicious Blonde: And why not?
MysteryChatter4-ever: Isn't it obvious?
Vicious Blonde: No.
MysteryChatter4-ever: (signals to come closer) because I'm a mystery chatter…No one can know who I am!
(MysteryChatter4-ever logs off because she wants to leave her last words mysterious and dramatic)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Vicious Blonde: Who was that, anyway?!
(Vicious Blonde has logged off to write down a list of suspects for who the chatter could be. Flames of Evil has logged off to go see if he could try and help. Heh. Sure, like that's gonna happen. Ainu pig's sister has logged off to go make lunch for her brother, who's so pathetic he can't even cook for himself. Shaman King has logged off to go do the same for Hana.)
Iwuzmurdered and I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: ...sigh…