SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! T.T

As Sakura screaming continued, the one-eyed boy had gotten away from her very quickly and ran out the tent.Kakuzu, who's ear was right next to her neck heard her screamed and woke up instantly.When Sakura's screaming died down while Kakuzu, who was so alarmed that he jumped away from Sakura, stared at something stuck in the ground.

"What happened, Sakura-Chan??" Asked Konan (SXA: SCREW IT! This is Unnamed . Now she is a she forever!! KAKUZU: STOP INTERRUPTING) as she and Pein (CoughALCough) walked into the tent.They both blinked before laughing at what they saw:

Sakura was clutching her knees to her chest while rocking back and foward repeating 'It was Tobi, it was Tobi, No Deidara, No Deidara' over and over again.

Kakuzu was staring at an object, which looked like a scroll, on th ground while holding onto his sack of money for life.

"Hey what happened, yeah!?" Cried Deidara as he ran into the tent, followed by the other members.By now Pein and Konan had stopped laughing and had gotten serious. And... Sakura seeing both of Deidara's and Tobi's one eye showing (Or one hole for Tobi's case) immediately...fainted.

They others blinked before instantly, Konan, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu were by Sakura's limp form on the ground (They didn't bring sleeping bags).

"Hmmm...What's this I spy?" mumbled Pein as he picked the scroll-thingy off the ground.He opened it, just to let his eyes scan over a strange written language-thingy...He gazed over it once more, before rolling it back up, and sticking it into his pocket.

Pein had then realized all of his fellow members were also trying to read the scroll over his back (Kakuzu had carried Sakura on his back). He sweatdropped (ANIME STYLE) before having three red veins pop out of his forhead (ANIME STYLE .). All the members backed away slowly, before counting down.

6...

5...

3...(Just kidding!) 4...

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(OMG)

"WHO DID THIS KUSO BAKA KA?!" Roared a clearly angered Akatsuki Leader as his Rinngean eyes began to harden in anger.At the sight of this, Tobi fainted, Hidan stepped back, Deidara ran into Kisame who was trying to hide behind Itachi, causing both of them to fall, Konan started crying, Kakuzu was still holding Sakura while Sasori used his hands to cover her ears (Because Pein is TOTALLY MAD), and Itachi just...' Hn'ed...

Time skip of about 15 minutes, because it took Pein this long to calm down, Konan to stop crying, Sakura to wake up, Tobi to wake up, and Deidara and Kisame aid their heads (Which had a LOVELY big bump on their heads).

"Owww, my head, yeah," Whined Deidara as he rubbed his head followed by Kisame mumbling a few words under his breath...Which were along the lines of 'Stupid Little Mother...My F...Kill those Son-of-a...' And so on so forth (Is that a word?)

"So Sakura-Chan, why did you scream?" Asked Konan boredly.

"Well...To tell you the truth, because you all know I lie alot, I was about to all asleep until I opened my eyes to see some one-eyed person bending and leaning towards my face," Sakura explained.She was sitting cross-legged since Kakuzu put her down (Unwillingly). At this information, everybody's attention was on Deidara and Tobi who were totally confused. Hidan stepped forward.

"Why you little-" Hidan began but was cut off by a-

"Wait! It couldn't be both of them...Actually it isn't them who were my intruder!" Sakura said she blocked Hidan's way from Tobi and Deidara. Tobi and Deidara just nodded furiously agreeing with Sakura.

"How do you know Sakura-Chan?" Asked Zetsu's white side clearly aware that Sakura was on to something.

"Because, whenever I stare into Deidara's left eye in the dark, it is a darker shade of blue, and for Tobi, it is a darker red considering he's still a part of Madara," Sakura explained while stepping out of Hidan's way to stand next to Kakuzu.Mumbles of agreement rose from the gang of 'True, true'.

"Then who was it?" asked Sasori.

"Don't know, but whoever the intruder is, they better have high defense," Huffed Pein as he wrapped his arms around Konan boredly.She just nodded in agreement.

"So...What now?" Asked Kisame who was keep poking Itachi who didn't mind at all.All he got for a response were shrugs.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom, boom, boom echoed through the air.

"What was that?" Mumbled Tobi as he and the others walked out of the tent before looking around the forest (They camped there).Then they started hearing:

Unde, Unde, Unde, Unda along with the 'Boom' sounds continuing.

"What the? The circus isn't supposed to have music like this," Mumbled Pein.

Eheheha!

"WHAT THE?! Ok! I'm totally creeped out of this screwed up little crappy town! I'm OUT OF HERE!" Cried Hidan as he dashed off into the forest where the wrecked village was.

"Hidan!" Tobi cried desperately as he reached his hand out to where Hidan ran off. 'Hidan' he mumbled again before lowering his hand in sorrow.

"We must catch up to him!" Kakuzu said before dashing off. The others followed him. Tobi was right infront of him, even though he was the last to follow.

"Hidan!" Tobi cried searching for Hidan desperately.

Hyaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"What the.." Everyone turned to the direction of Hidan's scream.Once they reached him, their eyes widened in suprise and a little fear.What the...

What they saw was Hidan, who's leg's were tangled with a tree's up-rooted roots. They all blinked before laughing at him, except for Tobi who sighed in relief.They all walked next to him before looking at him.Kakuzu patted his back.

"Dude, you had us worried there! Don't do that again!" He said with a smile.Hidan looked up in horror before pointing his finger to the ground. They all then realized that he was shaking with fear all over.

"Hidan?" Tobi mumbled as he poke him.

"H-H-Hel-Help m-m-me-me," Hidan stuttered in fear.

"What do you mean Hidan-kun?" Sakura asked curiously before looking down at a patch of flowers who were staring at them.OMFG! cried Inner Sakura as she then screamed in fear and ran into the back of Sakura's head.

Sakura then started shaking in fear also.

"What's wrong with you two?" asked Itachi as he and the others looked to were Hidan was pointing at. They all froze. Now...I shall tell you the patch of flowers they were staring at weren't regular!

Here, let me tell you why:

1st: The patch of flowers were still alive and were on a fallen tree.

2nd: They were human-faced.

& 3rd: ...They were staring at them with opened mouths.

They all heard a hiss of anger. They all shakily turned to the tree that was right next to Hidan.What they saw frightened them even more. The tree had:

1st: A horse head dangling from the tree's branch.

2nd: A horse leg dangling from the tree's other branch, which was attempting to kick Pein in the head.

Ok...This had set the Akatuski gang off!

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1.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The next thing you know, the most feared,missing-nin gang of all countries are running away from...monsters...Wow! I think I swallowed some sand they had accidentally kicked into my face...

Wow!

Well... Hidan had somehow gotten loose and had fled the exact same time that they had fled. But to bad they didn't see a pair of ghostly-faded hand sinks into the ground making a uuhh-ooo sound that sounded like it was being faded.

Well...With them:

The gang had stopped running and were trying to catch their breath.

"Oh -pant- my -pant- Jashin -pant- Sama," mumbled Hidan as he and Tobi laid side-by-side next to eachother on the cool ground. Pein and Konan were leaning against a tree, Kisame,Sasori, and Itachi were resting standing up, and Sakura and Kakuzu were sitting next to eachother. They were all near a bridge that was over fresh, flowing water. The bridge didn't look damaged at all!

"YES! WATER, OH SWEET WATER," Cried Kisame as he immediately threw off his cloak and jumped into the water with Samehada still on his back. He made a sploosh sound. As they all catched their breath, they walked to the side of bridge (Kisame had jumped off of the bridge's railing into the flowing river underneath). As they all peeked over the railing, their eyes widened in fear once more. OH COME ON FOR JASHIN-SAMA'S LOVE Hidan cried innerly.

What they saw was a ... monk?!

AH I'M SO SORRY!

I'll give you the mythology things at the end of the story!

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