Hi everyone, thanks again for reviewing. I understand this chapter was a littl late, but not as late as the last one:) I consider it the funniest one yet. It was such a pleasure writing this and I hope everyone enjoys it.
Sorrel Piedra
(Iwuzmurdered has logged on. I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse has logged on. Vicious Blonde has logged on. I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged on. Shaman king has logged on. LoYaL—SlAvE has logged on. Samurai's R cool has logged on. Crybaby Tam has logged on. Shorty-pants has logged on. Flames of Evil has logged on. Ainu pig has logged on.)
Ainu pig's sister: Oh good, you're all here. I have something urgent to tell you guys!
(REPORTER has logged on)
Ainu pig's sister: Listen to this!
REPORTER: Attention, a new virus has been reported near Patch village. It causes humans to turn into completely opposite people. It arrives today at 3:30. It will stay for several minutes to 3 hours. How do you know if you have it you say? Well, you'll no longer act yourself, duh! And your hair will turn a sickly greenish color. That's it for now.
Ainu pig's sister: What're we gonna do?!
REPORTER: The only cure for this virus is a series of unusually painful injections in your bellybutton. This has been your reporter, signing off. (Logs off)
Ainu pig's sister: Great, I'll go get the needles! (Logs off)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Shaman King: I DON'T WANNA HAVE INJECTIONS IN MY BELLYBUTTON!!!!
Flames of Evil: Me neither. Especially unusually painful injections. (Shudders)
Iwuzmurdered: Oh my gosh, Jun, you have green hair!
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: Well—duh!
Iwuzmurdered: You have the disease! We gotta get you to a doctor, and fast!
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: Bailong, my hair's always been green!
(As they argue…)
Vicious Blonde: Its 3:30! The virus will strike at—(stops. Suddenly beams happily) I LIKE PUPPIES AND THE COLOR PINK!!!
Shaman King: It got Anna! The Opposite virus got Anna!
Ainu pig: Run for you're liv—(stops) According to my calculations, if you divide 3.5 million by the square root of 68, you will indeed get 6.778 by the square route of 12 million….
Crybaby Tam: It got Horo! He's smart! (gasps)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Heh. First time for everything. Hey, my hair's turning green! (suddenly) Wahahaha!!! (Cries at top of lungs) B-ba-son, g-get-me—sniff-a-a-tissue!
LoYaL—SlAvE: (glares) Ya got legs, don't 'cha?!!!
Shaman King: Oh no! The disease made Ren cry and Bason is—disobedient!!!
Vicious Blonde: Its okay, Ren. (Comforts the Chinese boy) Maybe if we share our feelings, everything will be better!
Shorty-pants: This is sick!!! (shudders)
Shaman King: Manta, what do we do??!! You're the smart one!
Shorty-pants: Wait, I know! We have to (stops)—duuuuuuhhhhh (dumb) I like cherry flavored tuna!!!
Flames of Evil: Manta!!! Oh no, Yoh, what're we gonna do?!
Shaman King: I don't know! Tamao, are you okay?
Tamao: Yeah, I like you Yoh!!! (Grins evilly) I HATE YOUR STUPID FIANCE AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU! Oh, I'm burning with self-confidence!
Shaman King: Tamao—noo!!!
(And worse still...)
Iwuzmurdered: I hate you!
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: No, I hate you!!!
Iwuzmurdered: I despise you!
I-still-flirt-with-a-corpse: I abhor you…
Shaman king: Hao—what're we gonna do?!
Flames of Evil: I don't know, Yoh! Wh-where's Amidamaru?!
Samurai's R cool: I'm here, I-I'll go get Pirika! (logs off frantically)
Shaman King: It's just us now. Hao, even though I kicked your evil butt some time ago, you're still my brother, and I'm sorry! We'll stay together until the end…right bro. Bro?
Waves of Peace: (notice the changed username) I love humans. Peace on earth, my brother. Let us all join hands to create a society of joy and harmony…
Shaman King: Hao, no, no, no!!!! HAO!!!!!!!! This is it. I'm—the only one left. C'mon Amidamaru, where are you? (looks around. Hears other friends)
Vicious Blonde: (goes up to Hao) I'm totally into happiness, too. Help me bring joy to my friend, Ren. He can't stop crying.
Shaman King: No…
Tamao: I've never felt so confident! I'm gonna go get more revealing clothes and tell the whole world pink-hair rules!!!! (electric guitar)
Shaman King: This—can't be happening.
Ainu pig: If you multiply three quarters of a billion and then add 78, you'll end up with the same number as 56-0.9…
Shaman King: I'm having a nightmare, yeah! That's it, just a boring old nightmare that's—
Shorty-pants: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh….
Shaman King: (begins to sweat) gulp—that's really scary and—
Iwuzmurdered: I loathe you…
I-still-flirt-with-corpse: I loathe you more…
Shaman King:---incredibly disturbing…
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Bason—sniff—gimme a hug!
LoYaL—SlAvE: Oh, go shove you're head down a toilet!
Shaman King: AHHHHH!!! (Stops. Looks at Anna.)
Vicious Blonde: (holds Yoh's hand) Go buy me clothes, boyfriend! Then we can express true love to one another while staring into each other's eyes!
Shaman King: (suddenly)What're you doing here, toots? You should be in the kitchen cooking—that's where women belong!
(Me: Yes, it's true, folks. Yoh—has the virus. He's now a sexist pig!)
(Suddenly: MysteryChatter4-ever has logged on)
MysteryChatter4-ever: (realizes what's going on) Oh no, everyone's infected with the Opposite virus. And if Pirika and Amidamaru aren't here yet, that must mean the virus got them, too! I gotta save the day! (goes and gets needles full of orange liquid) Needles—away!
Note: The following scenes have been erased due to the violence and suffering the characters went through the moment the painful injections touched their bellybuttons. We will skip ahead to when their all in their separate homes, in bed.
MysteryChatter4-ever: So—how's everyone doing?
Ainu pig's sister: What happened? (drowsy)
MysterChatter4-ever: You were infected by the Opposite virus. It caused Anna to go nice and sweet, Ren to turn into a big crybaby, Tamao to have confidence, Bason to be disobedient, Manta to be dumb and Horo to be smart, Yoh to turn into a mean sexist pig and Jun and Bailong to hate each other.
LoYaL—SlAvE: (Cries anime style) Master, forgive my rudeness towards you, I had no way of stopping myself.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I'll forgive you—as long as you promise not to tell anyone about my MINOR crying problems…(grunts)
LoYaL—SlAvE: Of course, Master…
Vicious Blonde: Hey…(realizes something) Hey Mystery Chatter. How come you didn't get the virus?
MysteryChatter4-ever: (Chuckles and sighs) You people are so daft at times. No matter. See, the Opposite virus changes the way a person acts, right?
Vicious Blonde: Go on…
MysterChatter4-ever: Well, since no one on earth knows who I am, they don't know how I act, so of course it couldn't affect me. You silly humans…(laughs and logs off)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Suddenly TV turns on:
REPORTER: It seems I was mistaken. The Opposite virus can be cured by simply drinking 4 glasses of pumpkin juice. So needles aren't necessary. Let me reapete: needles ARE NOT NECESSARY. My bad. This has been your reporter, signing off.
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
(All: log off to go find reporter and murder her. Note: The reporter of the TV)