...Ok i finished but only because it's my cats birthday today and this chapter is really short only 259 words...

disclaimer:i do not own naruto but i do own the cat


"Hellooooooo!?, someone open this fuckin door!" Hidan shouted at the door.

"thats not gunna work, un" groaned Deidara.

"Lets see you try then!"

"maybe i will, un!"

"Ok, lets see you try better!"

"ok i will!, un!"

"Then do it!"

"ok i will, un"

"...just blow up the fucking boulder!"

"...i can't..."

"and why not?"

"the cat took my clay, un"

"...how would yiou know maybe Tobi took it"

Deidara holds up a small piece of paper "read it, un"

"...Dear Deidara...i (the cat) have stolen your clay so you can't blow up the boulder to get inside... ps. you can only un-seal the boulder from the inside...

"...I'M GUNNA KILL THAT STUPID CAT!!"

"and whats worse is that he glues my mouth-hands shut, un"

"...how did that happen..."

"i...have no idea..., un"

"...heh the cat got you goo- what was that?"

"what was what?, un"

"that" and they could here from the inside "DEIDARA-SENPAI WHERE ARE YOU!!"

"...thats Tobi, un"

"TOBI! TOBI UNSEAL THIS FUCKING DOOR!!"

"Hidan-san?"

"YES TOBI IT'S ME!! NOW OPEN THIS DOOR!!"

Tobi un-seals the door "what were you guys doing out here?"

"...the cat sealed the door..., un"

"why didn't you blow it open then?"

"the cat glued my hand mouths shut and took my clay..."

"...you always have extra clay with you"

"...the cat also took those, un"

"...whatever come inside then"

"oh thank Jashin i need to go take a piss..."

"...again?, un"

"...i have a small bladder"

"...whatever, un"


Lol, see told you really short chapter

i'll try and get another chapter up...soon...

R&R