Dear reviewers,
Thank you for all so patiently waiting for my update. I understand its been very long and I was horrible to you guys to take so long. But I hadn't any ideas to put so I'm sorry. I'' update the next in a few days I SWEAR!!
Love,
Sorrel P.
MysterChatter4-ever: AAAAAND here we are folks! Welcome to the game of "FIND-MY-IDENTITY"!!!!! Where people always log out having someone's secret identity known, or, um--unknown! Allow me to explain the game, folks! There are, in all, 6 contestants who are, as we speak, logging on.
Their job is to answer the questions I, your host, Mystery Chatter, throw at them (10 questions in all). If they get 6 correct, they will leave knowing my identity. If they don't, hahaha, well, then the only chance they'd ever get of knowing my identity is gone. But no pressure! You also get prizes if you answer something right. On with the game, let's see our contestants!
(I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged on. Shaman King has logged on. Vicious Blonde has logged on. Ainu pig has logged on. Flames of Evil has logged on. And finally…)
(Hana-the-kyootiepye has logged on)
Shaman King: Hana! What are you doing here???!!!!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: Mommy gave me permission to play, Daddy!
Shaman King: (turns to Anna) did you tell him he could play on a game show, Anna?! Its too hard for him!
Vicious Blonde: (glares a cold and deadly glare at her husband with eyes full of flames) Are you implying, Yoh Asakura, that our son isn't smart?!
Shaman King: NO!!! I just think that—
Vicious Blonde: But of course you wouldn't understand. After all, Hana got his smarts from me.
Shaman King: Excuse m—
Vicious Blonde: Don't you ever even think of implying that our son isn't smart enough to be on a game show ever again. Or so help me I will strip you naked and then tie you by your hair to the end of a flagpole!!!
Shaman King: (frightened) Y-yes dear… (gloom)
Vicious Blonde: Well, then, on with the show!
MysteryChatter4-ever: Well then, now that we're all here, let's begin.
(Drum roll….)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, question one for Mr. HoroHoro.
Ainu pig: Oh yeah, man, bring it ON!!!
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, here goes: Please spell your full name on a blank sheet of paper.
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: THAT'S IT???!!! YOU ASKED HIM TO WRITE HIS FREAKIN' NAME????!!! WHAT THE H—
Ainu pig: Done! (hands in sheet)
(Drum roll…)
MysterChatter4-ever: That is—incorrect!
Ainu pig: Whaddaya mean 'incorrect'??!!
MysterChatter4-ever: I mean 'false', 'inaccurate', just plan WRONG.
Ainu pig: Dude, I'm not so dumb that I don't know how to spell my own NAME!!
(Hands back paper. Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Ainu pig: Oh darn, Horohoro's with FOUR o's…
(Everyone: sigh…)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, next question goes to….Mr. Hao A.
Flames of Evil: Oh yeah, I'm cool…
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, here comes the question… (Drum roll)…If you were to meet a human seen littering and dirtying the earth with his dirtyness, what would you do? A- Burn him. B-point out what he's doing wrong and explain to him that this world will come to an end if littering continues, or C-give him a smack on the head. One of these answers is right, please choose.
Flames of Evil:(after much thought) I'd smack him on the head….
(Everyone: surprised he didn't choose 'burn')
MysteryChatter4-ever: That is…CORRECT!!!!
(Cheers and applause)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, Mr. Hao, you win… (Checks card)…a lifetime supply of whale blubber!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Flames of Evil: (bored and annoyed) Oh—happy day.
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, Mr. Tao, your next! The question is: (drum roll) At what dynasty did Bason live?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: (silent.) I, uh—never asked…(nervous)
MysteryChatter4-ever: For shame, Ren, for shame. Males are so daft…you've lived with your guardian ghost for years and years and yet you're still clueless to when he lived. Tsk, tsk…If I ever had a shaman he'd certainly not forget when I lived…So therefore, your answer is incorrect, leaving you now with 2 incorrect answers and only 1 correct answer. The next question goes to—Anna Asakura!
Vicious Blonde: Throw anything at me; I'm so smart I don't know what to do with myself…… (Sighs)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay: (drum roll) Name 3 mistakes you've made in your life!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Poor Anna, that's a tough one for HER….
Ainu pig: yeah, she can't ever blame anything on herself…
Hana-the-kyootiepye: You can do it, Mommy!
Vicious Blonde:…..Fine. Okay, first flaw: I—broke Yoh's fingers and fractured his skull in front of Hana…
Shaman King: (mutters) it still hurts…
Vicious Blonde: Number Two: I—sniff—I—STOLE FROM MY MOTHER'S PURSE WHEN I WAS EIGHT!!!
(Everyone: NO WAY!!!!)
Vicious Blonde: And three: That time I made Yoh my own personal chili dog….
Shaman King: (shudders) I—couldn't get out of the bathroom—for weeks…
MysteryChatter4-ever: CONGRATULATIONS ANNA! You've answered my question and scored your team another correct point! You win your own personal training arena!
Flames of Evil: That beats whale blubber by a long shot!!! (Screams in anger)
Shaman King: Great…more training…
MysteryChatter4-ever: Well, folks, we'll be back after these messages. But first, let's do the math! They got 2 answers right and 2 wrong. They need to get 4 more right if they want to know my identity. There are 10 questions in all, so if they get 2 more wrong they'll leave never knowing my identity. So we'll return after these messages.