Dear reviewers,
Okay, so maybe it DID take a little longer than a few days. (awaits tomatoes to be thrown at her).
Okay, guys, here's the chappie. If you guys still don't know who the Mystery Chatter is by the end, PM me and I'll tell you. But I think its pretty obvious.
And another thing: I want you to forget about this fanfic. I am not abandoning it, I simply ran out of ideas to post. So, please, put it on story alert or something then just forget about it until I update. It could take months, I think its writersblock.
Thanx to all you guys.
Sorrel P.
PS: I'd like 5 reviews before I continue...
MysteryChatter4-ever: Welcome back folks, to "FIND-MY-IDENTITY"!!!!! Now, since everyone pretty much knows the game, let's continue without further due. Okay, next question goes to…Hana Asakura!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: Yay!!!
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, Hana, here goes! I'll give you an easy one. What is the square root of 9 multiplied by twelve to the 2?
Shaman King: Good God, man, he isn't even in 3rd grade yet!
Vicious Blonde: (glaring) Do I hear you re-implying, Yoh Asakura, that our son isn't smar—
Shaman King: (quickly) No no no! Of course he can do it! G-go, Hana!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: First of all, Daddy, the Mystery Chatter's a girl, not a man. Second of all, the answer is 1296!!!!
MysteryChatter4-ever: That is…correct!
(Cheers and applause)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, Hana, you win… (Drum roll)…a free ticket to the latest PG thirteen movie!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Vicious Blonde: Are you crazy, woman?! He can't go to a PG13 movie; he's like 6 years old!!!
Shaman King: (grinning) Are you implying, dearest Anna, that our son is to young to—
Vicious Blonde: (deadly) don't start with me, Yoh Asakura…if you value your life.
Shaman King: Y-yes dear… (Gulps)
Flames of Evil: Morons….
MysterChatter4-ever: Ooookay! Well, with that, let's move on! Okay, ladies and gentlemen and spirits of all ages. We've asked Horo, Ren, Anna, Hana, Hao, and now the only one who's left is…Yoh Asakura! Now folks, let's remember: Because of Hana's genius, he won the team their third correct answer. They need to get three more right to know my identity! Okay, Yoh, are you ready???!!!
Shaman King: W-well, I guess so…
MysteryChatter4-ever: Who cares?! You don't have a choice anyway! (cue evil laughter) You know what I like? That since nobody knows my identity, I can be nasty and mean! I'm normally so sweet and quiet but hey, I don't care!! No one knows who the heck I am! Okay Yoh, here's the question: Where you, in fact, forced to marry Anna? Or was it true love? If its true love, explain by stating three things you love about her!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Vicious Blonde: (Glare)
Shaman King: It was true love! (Que lazy grin and annoying giggle)
MysterChatter4-ever and audience: Awwww…that's totally sweet!
MysteryChatter4-ever: Explain!
Shaman King: Well, the first great thing about Anna is that she's really a sweet, loving, caring...
Vicious Blonde: Don't push it, honey… (Growl)
Shaman King: (nervous laugh) Heh heh, right…well, anyway, second is that she's a really good cook once she has some lessons…
Vicious Blonde: (content)
Shaman King: A third, she'd, uh…a great Mom!
Vicious Blonde: (fights to hide her blush)
Hana-the-kyootiepye: Its true, Mommy! Whenever you wanna kiss Daddy, you tell me to leave the room and not come out for about two whole hours!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
All (except Anna and Yoh): Snicker… (Evil grins)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Well, folks, that kid's gotta a lot of guts to say that on internet!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: (Doesn't understand what he did wrong) O.O
MysteryChatter4-ever: Well, anywho, let's move on. Since Yoh answered his question correctly, he just won the team the fourth correct answer! Plus he also won… (drum roll)…A bunch of mashed potatoes with gravy thrown right on his head!
Shaman King: W-what? (Que gravy and mashed potatoes)
(Yoh is very annoyed, folks)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Okay, folks! Since all 6 contestants answered their questions, and they still have to get two more right to know my identity, now, they can all decide between each other which one person will answer the last two! Okay, Team, we're waiting…
(Whispers. Grunts. Mutters.)
Shaman King: (clears throat) Uh, I pick…
Hana-the-kyootiepye: I'LL GO, DADDY!
Shaman King: N-nani?!
Vicious Blonde: Didn't you hear him Yoh? (clenches teeth) Our son is going to do the last two questions.
Shaman King: Y-yes, Ana. (gloom)
MysteryChatter4-ever: Oh, isn't that cute! Adorable little Hana is going to answer the last two questions! Okay, sweetie, here's the first one: Which girl does a certain Chinese boy in the room like?
Hana-the-kyootiepye: THAT'S AN EASY ONE! UNCLE REN IS IN LOVE WITH AUNTIE PIRIKA!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: THAT IS POSITIVELY ABSURD! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT BLUE-HAIRED IDIOT'S SISTER!
Ainu pig: Yeah, Hana, he's not in love with my sister! IF HE WAS I'D KNOCK HIM DEAD RIGHT NOW! ARE YA, REN, ARE YA?!
(Ren is experiencing the first time in his life that he's actually afraid of Horohoro.)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: I am NOT in love with Pirika…(blushes)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Mysteryhatter4-ever: OH, HE SO WANTS HER, FOLKS! (Cheers and applause) Hana wins a stuffed chibi plushie that's worth 5 dollars!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: YAY! (hugs plushie)
Mystery-Chatter4-ever: Okay, folks, Hana gets to answer the last one! If he gets it right, he'll now my identity, so let's hope he makes it! Okay, Hana, here goes: What is…my name?
All: N-NANI??!!!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: That's the easiest question of all! You're name is—
Vicious Blonde: Stop! (glares) Hana Asakura, have you known the secret identity of the Mystery Chatter all this time?!
Hana-the-kyootiepye: Well Mom, when you put the pieces together, it really made sense. I'll give you hints: She's a girl…
All: Yeah…
Hana-the-kyootiepye: She was wings…
All: Uh huh…
Hana-the-kyootiepye: She can't talk, and she wears a PINK DRESS!
All: NO WAY, IT CAN'T BE! (Turn to Mystery Chatter) You're—!
END OF PART TWO