(sulks) I'm sure 'sorry' won't be enough for you guys to forgive me. I took too long, I really did. I know that, and, I deeply apologize. The thing is that really, I've run out of ideas. Its odd, but I can't think of anything funny enough to post. I don't know why. I need you guys to help. I need ideas, and ASAP. Because I'd hate to keep you guys waiting for so long again. Not only would that be evil, but that would be very rude of me, too. And if it turns out that I can't find anything good enough to post, I'll just mark my story as 'Complete' and that would be that, but, of course, I'd give you all a notice beforehand.
BTW, I recently started chatting myself.:) funny, ne? lol :D
(Vicious Blonde has logged on. HeadphonesBoy has logged on. AinuGirl has logged on. I/play/with/Kwan Dao's has logged on. The Joker123 has logged on)
HeadphonesBoy: Hey, Chocolove! (cue lazy grin)
TheJoker123: Hey, Yoh! What's goin' oooon?
AinuGirl: Hey guys! Nice username, Yoh. :)
HeadphonesBoy: Thanks. You too, Pirika.
TheJoker123: Hey! You guys wanna hear my new jokes?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Why on Earth would we want to hear your pathetic excuses of—
TheJoker123: Great! Here goes…
Vicious Blonde: Listen up, Joker Boy. The last time you told jokes was at our house, remember? Hana was under your horrible influence and didn't stop repeating those jokes for a week! (dark aura) Now you will pay….
TheJoker123: (gulp) H-how're you gonna do that? (suddenly confident) You can't touch me online!
Vicious Blonde: Why you little—
TheJoker123: Okay, here I go!
HeadphonesBoy: W-wait, Chocolove—
TheJoker123: Okay, so, some guy goes up to this other guy and bites him on the shoulder. And you know what the other guy says?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Stop—
TheJoker123: He says: "Ow, my teeth! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Funny, right?!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
AinuGirl: AAHAHAHAHAAAA! I get it! That's so funny!
(Pirika is the only ones who is laughing)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: No, Pirika—don't encourage him!
TheJoker123: Finally! Someone likes my jokes! I knew I had the right material ready!
Vicious Blonde: FYI, baka, Pirika laughs at anything!
AinuGirl: I do not!
Vicious Blonde: Yes you do. Look: Pirika, monkey butt!
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
AinuGirl: AHAHAHAAAAA! YOU SAID MONKEY BUTT! STOP, ITS KILLING ME!!
Vicious Blonde: See?
AinuGirl: ANOTHER JOKE, CHOCOLOVE, ANOTHER JOKE!
HeadphonesBoy: You're not serious, are you?
TheJoker123: (joyful) Alright! Okay, so this one guy was so stupid, he thought the equator was an actual line!
Ainu Girl: AHAHAHAHA, MORE, MORE!
TheJoker123: (happy) Okay, so there's this dude, and he puts his arm over this other dude. The other dude says: "You, remove your arm." And you know what he says?
AinuGirl: (b4 anyone can stop her) What?!
TheJoker: He says: "I can't, ITS ATTACHED TO ME SHOULDER!"
AinuGirl: MWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! (Teary-eyed) Another!
Vicious Blonde: (angered) That's it! I've had it!
(TheJoker123 has logged off to go hide. HeadphonesBoy has logged off to go help him before Anna beats the crap out of his—)
(Clears throat…..ANYWAY….)
(AinuGirl has logged off to tell Horo the jokes)
(Flames of Evil has logged on)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Hello Hao…
Vicious Blonde: Go away.
Flames of Evil: Nice to virtually see you too, Anna. (Grumbles. Stops.) Yoh's not here, is he?
Vicious Blonde: You just missed him.
Flames of Evil: Good. I have something I must ask you (brushes hair and checks teeth). Uh….what do you LIKE in Yoh, Anna?
Vicious Blonde: (eyes narrowed) You SO want me, don't you?
Flames of Evil: (snorting) Don't flatter yourself, Anna.
Vicious Blonde: Meaning what?!
Flames of Evil: Anyway…(clearing throat). I mean, what does Yoh have that I don't have? We're twins, so we have the same looks. I'm ten times stronger than—
Vicious Blonde: (dark aura)
Flames of Evil: Eh-heh….well, I'm also highly intelligent and….(rambles on)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Did you just call yourself….highly intelligent?
Flames of Evil: Yeah.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Oh.
Flames of Evil: Why?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Nothing…
Flames of Evil: Tell me.
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Well, the term 'highly intelligent' is used a lot on TV to describe…
Vicious Blonde: Oh, right!
Flames of Evil: What?!
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: …Rats, Hao.
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Flames of Evil: (snort) Since when?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Always.
Flames of Evil: (thinking) No you don't! 'Highly intelligent'? That's also used for people…
Vicious Blonde: No. It's used to describe rats.
Flames of Evil: No its not! Rats?!
Vicious Blonde: Rats.
Flames of Evil:...RATS?
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Rats.
Flames of Evil: Oh…Rats?
Vicious Blonde and I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Yes, rats.
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
Vicious Blonde: I'm going to go now. (Vicious Blonde has logged off)
I/play/with/Kwan Dao's: Yeah, me too. (logs off)
(Silence. More silence. Even more silence.)
(crickets chirp. Dogs bark in the background)
Flames of Evil:…Rats?
Short chapter, I know. :P Sorry.
