A/N: This is the re-do of chapter two. Hopefully it's a bit better then the original. The same, but edited better.

Zilched

"W-what!" Miroku looked appalled. Inuyasha burst out laughing, falling to the ground in a hysterical state. Miroku frowned, confused. "What the hell do you mean!"

"You're pregnant, Miroku!" he couldn't stop laughing; the thought of the human with an overly large stomach was too much for him.

"No, I'm not!" Miroku glared at the laughing Hanyou. "I'm a guy, you idiot!"

The Hanyou wiped a tear from his eye, finally slowing his laughs. "That's what I thought, Miroku, but now you're starting to worry me...," Inuyasha looked up at Miroku now, a grin on his face, his golden eyes glinting in an almost childish manner.

The monk glared at him, "Shut up, you idiot. Of course I'm a guy," Inuyasha shrugged.

"There are other ways for you to bare children, then to just be a woman, you know..."

Miroku raised a brow, putting a hand on his hip. "Oh? And how would that happen? Humor me,"

"You could have mated with a demon…" Inuyasha said, shrugging. "But what I don't get, is what demon would that be…?" he asked, standing.

Miroku rolled his eyes, annoyed now. "Inuyasha, don't be stupid. It was obviously one of the girls that you smelt! Or the wind could have picked up on another demon! It wouldn't be me!"

"It has to be, Miroku. The smell is strongest near you, so that's the only explanation. The other demon's scent is vague on you, but it's there. You might want to tell me now, because I'll just find out sooner or later," he kept his eyes on Miroku, a small smile playing across his lips.

"I think you're just talking out of your ass now. You might want to get your nose fixed if you want to smell the enemy coming. You might also want to try apologizing to Kagome. She is pretty mad at you. Oh, and one more thing. Don't you dare say anything about this to the girls. We don't want them to be subjected to your insanity…" he said, laying back down to go to sleep. He closed his eyes, ready to ignore Inuyasha's disagreement, but it did not come. The Hanyou remained silent. He cracked open one eye to see what he was doing, and noticed Inuyasha was looking out towards the land. He was probably checking for when the girls were to return. Though they hadn't been gone long, they still could be in some sort of danger. He shook his head, not worried about it too much. They were strong girls, and Kagome had a scream that would warn Inuyasha if they were in serious trouble. Nothing to worry about at all…

He ran his fingers through his hair one last time, before slowly drifting off to sleep.

I can feel my heart skip a beat as the demon before me approaches in languid strides. I want to run away, but my eyes are locked only on him. I want to fight back, but my body won't obey me. I close my eyes, trying to erase his beauty from my mind. Try as I might, his long, silvery hair, and golden eyes still linger, etched in my memory.

Before I know it, his deathly claws are at my throat. I can only gulp, praying that he will spare me. "Know your place, human," his voice reaches me like the cool breeze of a hot day. My skin tingles from the sensation of him close to me. I can feel the warmth radiate off of his hot body. I want to feel more of him.

"L-let me go!" I choke out. I open my eyes to meet the most beautiful golden orbs. I can feel my face burn up with embarrassment, hoping he doesn't notice my sudden uneasiness. I can feel all walls I have placed up come crashing down into a giant heap of ruble. He was winning the battle before it really even started. "W-what are you going to do…?" I ask, frightened out of my mind. He chuckles, as though answering my question were like answering a little kid.

"I'm going to do what you disserve…" The coldness of his voice caused me to shiver, my eyes still looking into his. He held my gaze, not allowing me to react to anything that was to follow. I knew what his motive was, and I was terrified. He was going to kill me. Of course he was. He knew I was Inuyasha's friend, and to kill me was a good way to get under the Hanyou's skin.

He lifted his hand, preparing to strike me down, and I closed my eyes tight, ready for the pain to come. To my utter surprise, it did not. Instead, I felt a gentle scrape against my cheek. I opened my eyes, and saw that he was stroking my skin with his claw. By impulse, I could feel myself lean into his touch, wanting more of the gentle touch. His golden eyes still remained on me, intrigued by my sudden reaction. He did not stop his actions, though. His other hand released my aching neck, and gently tugged at my clothes, letting them fall down my shoulders slowly. He did the same to his clothes, and I could only watch in aw, as the white cloth, ever so slowly, almost seductively, fall down his milky white shoulders as well.

I looked up at him, confused as to why he was stripping himself and me. He answered my question with a forceful kiss to the lips. My eyes widened, unsure how to react, so I pushed him away. In retaliation to my shove, he grabbed the back of my head, forcing my head up. He brought his lips to mine once again, but this kiss was harsher, and almost painful. He deepened the kiss, probing my mouth with his tongue. I had no choice, but to comply with it, kissing back with just as much force and vigor. I could feel his claws running up and down my back, causing my skin to tingle. He was the one to pull away first, looking me in the eyes.

"Tonight, human, you will be mine to do with as I please…"

Miroku awoke with a start, sitting up immediately. He was woken up from the yelling of both Inuyasha and Kagome. He turned to look at them, annoyance plainly stricken on his face. Kagome had her hands on her hips, leaning over, yelling at Inuyasha, who had apparently been sent to the ground. He looked up at her, his eyes clearly showing a death threat.

He had just had a very strange, and creepy dream. It wasn't to his liking, especially since the one person he would least expect played a big role in it. Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha's older half brother was practically the center of the dream. It had reminded him of a past experience he had indeed had with the demon. Something he never wanted to do again...

"You should have never said it! If you had just kept things to yourself, then you wouldn't be in the dog house right now!" Kagome said, crossing her arms. Inuyasha sat up, glaring daggers at her.

"Yeah, well, you never know what kind of males you throw yourself at these days!" he barked back.

Kagome's face turned red. "What! What do you mean by that!" she demanded.

"Well look at Kouga! You were going to become his mate! You were-…" A harsh blow to the head, by Kagome, cut him off. He growled in pain, hands rubbing his abused cranium.

"Bitch…" he muttered under his breath. It wasn't quiet enough, though, so that Kagome could not hear it. She heard it loud and clear. At this time, Miroku figured he should step in, seeing as how Sango took her distance. When he sat up, though, his stomach gave him an angry pain to make him lay back down. He felt as though he were about to vomit…

He stood up quickly, rushing to a near by bush. There, he puked out all his stomach's contents. He grumbled miserably, feeling really sick. "Ugh…"

Sango was the first to notice his sudden leave. She immediately went to his side, seeing as he was doubled over in pain. "Miroku! What's wrong?" she asked, worried, placing a soothing hand on his back. Miroku shook his head.

"Nothing to worry about, Sango. I just feel sick…" he muttered, holding his stomach. Sango knitted her brows, unsure of what to do.

"But Miroku…" She turned to the fighting couple. "Hey! Miroku is sick!" she said to them. They stopped their bickering and turned to her.

"He is? Are you all right, Miroku?" Kagome went over to the two, concern taking over her features. Miroku nodded, taking the look of pain on his face away.

"Yeah…I'm just fine," he said, holding his stomach. "Just something I ate, I guess…" he looked around at the other's face expressions, knowing that they didn't believe him. Inuyasha's smirk was the thing that made him want to leave. What him and Inuyasha had discussed could only give him the shivers. He knew he had no choice but to believe him…right? All the evidence was there. He was eating more; even if it was little by little, and he was getting sick. It was impossible, though. It's not like him being sick, and Inuyasha's accusations had any link together, right? Of course not. It was all in his head. Or so he hoped...

He shook his head, annoyed. "I think I'm just going to go wash up or something, if you don't mind…" he made an excuse to leave his companions, and quickly took sanctuary in the darkness of the woods.

A/N: As you can see, I smushed the two chappys together to make one. Only so I don't waste room, or whatever. :P