Disclaimer- I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist

Disclaimer- I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

Havoc's 10 Dates

Chapter 2- Rejected

Havoc's Heart was pounding like a jackhammer, beating a million beats a minute. All Havoc could see of the person was the outline of them and their whole body was black (Not being racist).

" Lets see, the person has long hair which means it's probably a girl. So it must be my date." Havoc thought to himself still very nervous.

"Are you my date?" Havoc said really slowly when the person was about 10 meters away but still not visible to Havoc.

"Why the hell do you think I'd be your date?" Ed shouted, jumping at Havoc and punching him with his left arm right in Havoc's face.

"What the hell Ed. Oh yeah sorry, I thought you were my date that Mustang set me up with." Havoc was saying.

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A GIRL HAVOC?" Ed shouted.

"Sorry, I couldn't see your face. Because it was so dark I only saw the outline of you and I saw long hair and not as ta…. Havoc said rubbing his sore face from where Ed had punched him

"O.K. I can't believe you got a date but. See ya!!" Ed said angrily at Havoc for nearly calling Ed short that as he walked off slowly.

Then he saw a woman walking down the street.

"Are you my date?" Havoc said with lots of spaces in between words.

"You must be Havoc. Oh." The woman said.

"He looks a lot younger in the picture and I thought he was going to be muscly. He's so not my type!!" She thought.

"I'm sorry, but I'm dumping you cause the guy in the picture looked a lot younger, and he also looked a lot more muscly in the picture. So see ya. You got rejected." She said snottishly as she walked off. Havoc stood there for the rest of the night with his mouth wide open in shock, the next morning he stomped into Colonel Mustang's office and looked at him like he hated him and would kill him if it was not illegal.

"YOU SAID SHE LIKED ME!!" Havoc shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Oh yea, sorry about that, I showed her a picture of you 20 years ago when you were a lot stronger and younger." Mustang said.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!" Havoc shouted as he stormed out of the office. He went to his office sitting in his new chair depressed for days sobbing his eye's out thinking he's never going to get a girlfriend.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I burnt Havoc and he got just the slightest bit emotional.

P.S. Sorry about the lateness.