Welcome to chapter 2 of Akatsuki Sleepover! This one will feature all of the characters we know well enough to depict. So some might be missing.
Music: Is that what makes them missing Nin?
Raenef: Shut up. Just shut up and do the disclaimer.
Music: Raenef the 6th, nor Music in the Dark own Naruto. If we did, we wouldn't be here, desperate for attention. We would also make this actually happen.
Raenef: Enjoy the show!
We see the camera pan over to a mansion that is hidden in darkness. Upon closer observation we see their mailbox covered by a squirrel, which conveniently hid the name. We go inside the mansion to find Leader inside one of the many rooms, playing DDR. Not many knew it, but Leader needed something to pass the time, and it was either DDR, or snipe the next door neighbor's cat. But, since he was only five, he reluctantly chose DDR.
After beating the song for the 10th time in a row, he decided he had finally gotten bored and wanted something to do now. He remembered his mother once mentioning something called a "sleepover", so he decided to ask her.
"Mother? Can I have a sleepover?" Leader asked his mother, who was…also shrouded in darkness.
"Sure. Who will you invite?"
"…what does invite mean?"
"You know, which friends will you bring over?
"What are…friends?"
"The people you always hang out with."
"You mean my subordinates."
His mother sweat dropped. "Er…yeah, you're…subordinates."
"Oh. Okay, I'll call a few. Thanks, mom." He then walks off to make a few calls.
Itachi's house
We see Itachi by Sasuke's crib. He is currently poking his little brother. He does this because it entertains him, and he gets to torture someone. He continued until the phone rang.
"Hello?" Itachi said to the phone as he continued to poke Sasuke.
"Itachi? This is Leader. Would you like to sleepover at my house?"
"…Will Kisame be there?"
"Um…yes, he should be."
"Then yes, I will go." He hung up the phone and grinned evilly as he continued to poke Sasuke, who was now rolling to get away from his fingers.
Kisame's house
We see Kisame swimming with his dad in their basement. The only weird thing was the music playing in the background.
Dun, dun. Dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, da-dun. DUN, DUN, DUN! (Jaws)
Kisame suddenly leaps out of the water and catches the phone in his mouth. Fortunately, the phone was water-proof.
"Hello? Kisame speaking."
"Kisame, its Leader. I was wondering if you would like to sleepover tonight."
"…will Itachi be there?" He asked quivering.
Remembering the incident last chapter, he replied, "No."
"Okay then. I'll see you there."
Unnamed member's house
We see our unknown friend, who we shall call Ami, hanging out in a flower garden putting flowers together in a little crown fashion. We also see a random person try to walk into her garden, only to be completely decapitated by a hailstorm of kunai.
A phone then rings nearby, telling Ami to go answer it and ignore the bleeding corpse she left behind.
"Hello?"
"A-Ami? It's m-me, Leader." Leader said nervously… (How cute, leader is nervous about a girl.)
"Oh, hello Leader. What is it?"
"I-I was w-wondering if you'd like to come over for a sleepover with my other…friends."
"Sure!"
"R-Really? YES! I-I mean, I'll see you there!" He hung up the phone and jumped for joy.
Ami hung up her phone and giggled. "He's so cute when he's embarrassed like that."
Another random vict-I mean person, walked up and laughed saying "Haha, Ami and Leader are in-Guuarrgh!" he finished screaming as a Kunai pierced his throat. Ami just stood there and giggled before skipping away.
Zetsu's house
We find Zetsu in a greenhouse, posing in a strange position with a lot of sun lamps concentrated on him. He hears the phone ring and groans. Getting up with a little difficulty, he picks up the phone and says "Hello?"
"Zetsu, it's me, leader. I was wondering if you would like to come over for a sleepover with a few of the other guys."
"Sure, I'd love to come over and eat your flesh and drink your blood!"
"…Um…okay, if you don't want to come over, just say so…"
"No, no I want to; I'll be over there in a few minutes, as soon as I get my other half to shut up." Zetsu's other half then argued he wouldn't, leaving Zetsu to hang up the phone and Leader to ask his mom what "shit" means.
"Where did you hear that word?" his mother asked in a tone that clearly indicated pain for whoever said it.
"…Dad did." Leader responded.
"I see. I'll talk to him later, you run along now." He walked away, ignorant of his mother's blood-red aura being visible.
Tobi's house
We see Tobi bouncing on a trampoline and eating raw sugar while drinking three different energy drinks and coffee at the same time.
… (Holy shit, shouldn't he like, explode or something by now?)
He hears the phone ring and jumps over to it. Unfortunately, he jumped too far and went through the wall. Climbing over the hole, he jumped again, and succeeded in getting the phone.
"HELLOWHOISTHISTHISISTOBIWHOAREYOU?"
"…uh…hello, Tobi. This is Leader speaking."
"OHHILEADERIJUSTATEABUNCHOFSUGARANDCAFFIENEAND NOWIWANTTOJUMPONTHETRAMPOLINEAND-"
"Tobi, shut up! I want to know if you want to sleep over or not." Leader yelled over the sugar-high voice of Tobi.
"OKAY!I'LLBEOVERTHEREREALSOON!" Tobi hung up the phone and proceeded to his room to fetch everything he would need, namely coffee and sugar.
Leader hung up the phone and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "What have I done?"
Raenef: All right, we're gonna cut it off here. Next time, everyone arrives and the fun begins. Or is it torture? Depends on your view.
Music in the Dark: I think its torture, but hilarious torture.
Raenef: Is there any other kind?
Music in the Dark: No, I suppose not. Read and review!