Music in the Dark: Hello, peoples! And welcome back to the long awaited 3rd chapter of Akatsuki Sleepover!
(Random audience-in-a-can cheers)
And let's not forget my co-author, Mr. Raenef the 6th!
Raenef: WASSUP!
(Crickets chirp)
Raenef: (sweat drops) Tough crowd…
Music: Remember, we own nothing except this crack-fic, understand?! (Gets really close to the camera, eye twitching)
Raenef: Let's just get on with it; they don't want to listen to us because…
(5 pages later)
Raenef: and that's why they call it proctology. Any questions? By the way, we found out the real names of the Leader and the unnamed member, so they're fixed.
(Audience preparing every spell, weapon, and just for kicks, bombs, to use against the authors.)
Music: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Right after calling Tobi, in fact, right after putting the phone on the hook, there was a knock on the door. Pein wondered who it was.
'Hmm, probably Kisame. I called him first after all.' He goes to the door. "TOBI?!" he exclaimed.
Indeed, it was Tobi. "HIPEINI'MHERENOWANDI'MHYPERANDREADYTOPARTYAND-" Tobi suddenly freezes. Pein takes a step back. "Tobi?"
"I say, do I smell biscuits?" Tobi said, suddenly standing tall and looking over Pein's shoulder, and talking with a strange accent.
"If you mean cookies, then yes." Pein answered. Tobi then resumed his usual state and charged into the house, and straight to the kitchen. Pein sweat dropped and shut the door, when it knocked again. Turning around and opening the door again, it revealed Kisame.
"Yo." Kisame said, waving his little blue five year old hand. He held overly stuffed bag over his shoulder. Noticing Pein staring at it rather than him, he simply said, "Fish food."
"Ah. Right then, in you go." Pein said, letting him in. He went back into the house again, only for the bell to ring a third time. Growling a little now, he opened the door to let Konan in. He suddenly started shaking.
"K-Konan! H-h-hi!" He said nervously. Konan waved a hand and replied. "Hello, Pein. Thanks for letting me sleepover!" She grinned.
"Right. No problem, anytime. Oh, here, why am I standing in your way? Come right in." Pein said, stepping aside. She skipped in, not noticing Pein jump for joy.
He then shut the door, only to hear a strange rumbling to his left. Looking at his potted plant, he watched it shake as suddenly Zetsu's head popped out of it, pushing the dirt and plant up above him and perched on his head.
"Why are you in my potted plant, Zetsu?" Pein asked nonchalantly.
"I was aiming for your yard. And your dog. Guess I missed, then?" Zetsu asked, climbing out of the pot.
"Yep. Make sure to dust your feet off." Pein said, sweeping away a little dirt. Zetsu started to walk off, when Pein cleared his throat and pointed to his head.
"Oh, yeah." Zetsu takes the plant off his head, and puts it back in the pot. He starts to walk back with Zetsu when the door knocks…again.
In the main room
Everyone else was greeting each other and watching as Tobi ran just about everywhere he could. Occasionally running over someone, but that's not important. What is important is that he had…cookies.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tobi exclaimed as he ran around the walls. "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Everyone else just watched in awe and slight fright as he continued to bounce off the walls…literally. Finally Pein walked in. "Tobi, sit."
Tobi stopped running and sat obediently at Pein's feet. "Tobisat. Tobigoodboy?" He asked, tilting his head.
"Yes, Tobi. Now continue to be a good boy and be quiet and sit over there." Pein instructed. After Tobi did so, Pein addressed the others. "Seeing as how everyone isn't here yet, we'll play DDR to pass the time." Pein pointed at the huge T.V he had set up in the living room, accompanied by two DDR mats.
"But, I don't wanna play DDR." Zetsu whined. "Plants can't do DDR, man. We're too slow."
"I don't wanna either. It's against my fishy religion. I don't know why, but it's forbidden to play DDR. Sorry." Kisame said as well.
Pein sighed at this complication. "Very well, then. Tobi, Konan, you'll be first." They walked towards the mat and were about to start when suddenly…
BOOOOOOOM! A large explosion sounded and smoke filled the room.
"Everyone relax! I have arrived!" a mysteriously familiar voice rang out. The smoke faded revealing…Itachi! He stood inside a rather large hole made in the wall.
"Itachi! That bastard! Shut up!"
"…my wall…"
"Itachi?"
"COOKIES?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Guess who said that.
"Kisame!" Itachi leaped toward Kisame and glomped him. Kisame proceeded to try to stab Itachi with a kunai, and when that didn't work, he tried to slit his own throat. Unknown to him, his mother had switched out all of his weapons for plastic ones.
"Drat." Kisame said as he accepted his fate of being stuck with Itachi again.
"Now that we're all here, we can all play DDR! Of course, I'll win." Pein exclaimed, proud of his own obsession with the game. Itachi suddenly leapt forward.
"Not this time, Pein. I will defeat you and your mad DDR skillz." Itachi said as he stood on one of the mats. Of course, Pein wouldn't take that lying down, since Itachi has never played DDR in his life.
5 minutes later
Everyone was staring at the screen, amazed by what they had just seen. Pein a master of the game had just been beaten on the hardest song, at the fastest speed, on the highest difficulty… by a newb.
"Holy…shit…" Zetsu said, both sides shocked by the performance.
"Whoa...PRETTYCOLORS!" Tobi said, his eye stuck on the screen and its flashy graphics.
"I had no idea that Itachi could do that…" Kisame said. He was hiding behind Zetsu.
Konan said nothing due to her eating a pocky stick.
"And that's how it's done." Itachi said as he walked off the mat, leaving Pein in his shocked state staring at the score.
"I didn't even see you move…" Pein said, crying fake little anime tears at his loss.
"Genjutsu." Itachi replied simply, taking an offered pocky stick form Konan.
"I will have my revenge! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PILLOW WAR!" Pein exclaimed, standing heroically on top of his couch, his trusted pillow in hand.
"I ACCEPT!" Itachi yelled, jumping on the same couch.
3 minutes later, in the livin-I mean, battlefield.
"Alright men…and woman."
"Thank you." Said Konan.
"We can take these idiots down easy. We know that Zetsu's too scared to hurt me or Konan, so I'll leave him to you Kisame."
"Right." Answered Kisame, cocking his pillow, which actually made the sound of a gun being cocked.
"Konan, you can take Tobi, because you're the only one who has enough patience to get him. Remember, he's sugar-high, so be careful.
"Don't worry, I can take him." Konan said, grinning evilly. Pein sweat dropped and scooted over a bit.
"That will leave me with Itachi, the toughest of them all. It will be a difficult fight, but I believe we can do it." Pein said dramatically, his clothes actually billowing behind him, thanks to a conveniently placed fan.
"Now, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!" He was about to charge when his mother suddenly burst into the room.
"PEIN! WHO TUAGHT YOU THAT WORD?!" his mother exclaimed, energy brimming around her again.
Everyone cowered in her presence, even the stoic Uchiha. Pein however, being used to it, merely pointed towards his father's room and said "Dad did. I heard him use it."
"I see. Don't use it again, okay dear?" she walked off towards Pein's dad's room. She shut it and they heard the lock click.
Ignoring the incredibly loud yells of pain and anguish coming from behind the door, Leader turned to the others and said "So, we ready?"
Raenef: Well that's done. The next chapter, Pillow wars, is going to be the second part of this chapter. I split it in two to make it easier to read and to not bore you.
Music: Didn't we plan to make that scene really kick ass?
Raenef: That we did, my friend. Read and Review!