Raenef: (rummaging through garage full of crap) how the hell did I get this much stuff

Raenef: (rummaging through garage full of crap) how the hell did I get this much stuff? All these wasted ideas… (Picks up one paper)…what the hell is "Akatsuki sleepover?"

Music: (pops up randomly) that's that one fic for Naruto we tried to do, and then we got bored…

Raenef: (Jumps) how the hell did you get in my garage?!

Music: Don't care how I did. Though I do know it involved a house key, your dog, the mailman, George W. Bush, nuclear weapons, and cheese.

Raenef: …….

Music: I'm joking. Remember? You leave your house key right by the door?

Raenef: …right….

Music: Well, then. Let's get on with it! Here's the next chapter! Attack of the Shadow Clones!

After deciding to watch a movie, everyone present at the sleepover decided to watch The Lion King. Of course, halfway through the movie, though it may be due to their short attention spans, they stopped paying attention. That is, everyone save for Tobi.

"Oh, my god! He threw him off a cliff! What a meanie!" Tobi exclaimed, a tear poking out of the hole in his mask.

"Tobi, its computer animated. It's not real." Pein stated. Then he stopped. "Wait. What's a computer?"

"Heck if I know." Itachi said, munching on Popcorn. Itachi found he really enjoyed popcorn. "I like popcorn. Almost as good as fish." He said smiling.

Kisame paled. "Stay away from me. I'm watching you!" he said, scooting away from Itachi.

"Hmm…I'm bored." Pein said. He got off the couch and walked off to the kitchen. Seeing that no one but Tobi was interested in the movie, everyone left Tobi to sing along to the ever-annoying songs of The Lion King.

"Tobi likes music. THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEE!" He sang shrilly, causing glass all over the house to break. Pein walked back in with a broken glass.

"My milk…"Pein said quietly, mourning the loss of his milk.

"Tobi sorry. Tobi just enjoys music a lot. And talking about Tobi in the third person!" he explained, patting Pein on the head.

"Oh well. I'm over it." Pein said. Tossing the glass out the open window and onto the damaged body of Orochimaru, piercing his skin with the broken glass. (Hehehe…)

"I have an idea!" Konan burst into the room from the ceiling. "Let's kill things!" she said happily, one of her favorite pastimes.

"Nah. That's for later." Tobi said. "Pein, what do you think?"

No reply.

"Pein?" Tobi looked around.

Still nothing.

"Pein? Where'd you go?" Tobi looked around, and saw that Konan had conveniently landed on Pein to break her fall.

"Oww…my body…"Pein said, muffled since his face was implanted into the floor.

After getting him back up and dusting him off and apologizing, the three to be villains walked back into the kitchen to see Zetsu and Kisame trying to take the popcorn bowl away from Itachi.

"Give us the popcorn!" Zetsu and Kisame exclaimed. Itachi tugged back.

"No! My popcorn!" Itachi replied. The tug of war continued for about 30 more seconds, until the bowl broke away from both sides' grips. It flew in the air, and slowly flew down, with everyone watching in slow motion, until it crashed on the ground and broke, spilling popcorn everywhere.

Itachi looked at the bowl, as everyone else waited fro him to go badass again and try to kill Zetsu and Kisame. He looked up…

…and began to cry.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Itachi cried, showering tears everywhere with huge spouts from his eyes.

"MY POPCORN! MY PRECIOUS POPCORN!" Itachi cried.

"Um, Itachi?" Zetsu stuck a hand out to comfort him. Itachi swiped it away.

"Don't touch me, popcorn bowl breaker! There's only one way for me to forgive you! I challenge you to a shadow clone tag game!" Itachi exclaimed. Everyone gasped dramatically, until they realized they didn't know what Itachi was talking about.

"Do what?" Zetsu asked.

"It's simple. We play tag, but with as many shadow clones as we can make. And when you tag a clone, they explode!" Itachi explained, clapping his hands in happiness.

"Um, okay. Sure. Where can we play it?" Kisame asked.

"Why, the entire house of course!" Itachi said, much to Pein's dismay.

"Why did I do this in the first place?" Pein said, shaking his head as realized that his house would probably be destroyed soon.

"Alright then! Everyone, make as many clones as you can!" Itachi exclaimed. Everyone then formed the most clichéd hand sign in existence, and smoke filled the house. Once the smoke cleared, we saw many copies of Pein, Zetsu, Itachi, and Konan. Kisame sat there, since he couldn't do shadow clones yet. His dad was going to teach him, but he was busy with casting for his next job in Jaws. That and the hand signs he did were more like him clapping his fins together.

"Good thing I can do water clones!" Kisame said, forming his group.

"Okay then, since Tobi apparently forgot to make clones," Itachi said, with everyone observing Tobi trying to reach the cookie jar, "He'll be it. Everyone hide!" And with that, everyone and their clones dashed off to a part of the house, leaving Tobi to stand there with a cookie in his…mask.

"But, I didn't get to make my clones…" Tobi said. He then noticed he had access to the kitchen…and all its sugar. "Good thing I have an advantage!" He quickly found the items that contained the most sugar and piled them all into a humongous pile of sugar and various things. "SUGAR OVERLOAD NO JUTSU!" Tobi yelled before jumping into the pile and consuming every bit in one gulp without even expanding his belly.

"Now then, let's go!" Tobi exclaimed, dashing off to another part of the house.

Raenef: Oh dear god…another sugar-high for Tobi…they're doomed.

Music: Yep, they are.

Raenef: …I love my job. Haha!

Music: Read and review!