Chapter 2 "Do we have to take the long way?"A.K.A Escape From Naboo
" Umm...sorry to interrupt, Your Highness, but it appears we are under attack. Plan?" worried Captain Panaka.
" No need to worry, we'll go to the Royal Star Cruiser." replied Queen Amidala.
" Do we have to take the long way?" asked Panaka.
" If we are ever to get out, we need to take the long way, Captain." answered Amidala.
" Yes, Your Highness. I'll get guards right away to hold them off." suggested Panaka.
" If you'd shut up, Captain, you'd here them coming. But you talk and talk and talk and talk and talk!" moaned Amidala.
As they were running out, about 67 droids appeared in front of them. Or maybe it was 9. I can't remember it.
Luckily they had blasters. Lucky 'cause the droids had them too. That's got to be lucky. Especially since the droids are firing them right now. It was also lucky that the Panaka didn't talk. Because it distracts. Highly.
" Alright, that's the last of them. I think." panted Panaka.
" Don't get too confident. There's like, 10000000000000000000 droids here on Naboo.
Plus the tiny extra of 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for back-up." replied Amidala.
" You scare me now." said a shocked Panaka.
Eventually, after killing what felt like the 100000000000 droids Amidala spoke of, the ran into the two idiots- I mean, Jedi.
" Qui-Gon, who are those two jerks running up to meet us?" asked Obi-Wan.
" Apparently, the 'jerk' on the left is Captain Panaka, while the 'jerk' on the right is Queen Amdala. She's far from an idiot." explained Qui-Gon.
" Oh, humble Jedi, help us in our-"
" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, lady, we came out of the water to get here. Now my Jedi cape need to dry out, all because of Jar Jar Binks!" shouted Obi-Wan.
" Look here, jedi, you will address me as Your Highness!Or I will kill you!" threatened Amidala.
" Whoa, you should go on Star Wars that isn't LEGO," suggested Obi-Wan. " I'd tell you where the station was, BUT YOU'RE STRANGLING ME!" moaned Obi-Wan.
" So it's true that this guy's total idiot. I have one too. There he is, right behind me." Amidala pointed to Panaka. Obi-Wan walked to him, then started poking him.
" Wow, the black guy's flexible." joked Obi-Wan.
" You know that there is still a few million droids looking for us." said Qui-Gon.
" Oh, right. The war. I forgot about it. That guy looks red now." joked Obi-Wan again.
" Let's just get to the point. We need to get to the Royal Star Cruiser." stated Panaka.
" We can get you there." said Qui-Gon.
" Yeah. With our big lightsabers." added Obi-Wan.
" Ok then. Let's get to the ship, fly out of Naboo, and go anywhere." said Amidala.
" That's just what I was going to say." replied Panaka.
Later...
" There's the ship!" pointed out Panaka.
" Let's get out of here!" shouted Obi-Wan.
Chapter 2 Ends Here.