Chapter 5 "Hey, who's the hooded jerk?"A.K.A Darth Maul

" Come on, before Naboo blows up due to boredom!" said Qui-Gon.

A figure opened a door, then walked forward. Or limped.

" Hey, who's the hooded jerk?" asked Obi-Wan.

" That hooded jerk is Darth Mall- sorry, Darth Maul!" corrected Qui-Gon Jinn.

" Oh right." replied Obi-Wan Kenobi.

" I am the Sith Lord, Maul!" announced Mall-I'm doing it now!

" Yeah, we just said that..." pointed out Obi-Wan.

" Who cares?" replied Darth Maul.

" Look, this would be a lot quicker if you would just die, ok? 'Cause Scrubs is on, and I don't want to miss it." explained Panaka.

" So just kill yourself!" added Padme.

" We'll handle this, ladies." said Obi-Wan. " We aren't getting any younger, but we get older."

" Hey!" shouted an insulted Panaka.

The two Jedi drew their lightsabers and ran for Maul, but he pushed them back. Eventually they chased him to a room we Maul got across, then made a huge gap in between him and the Jedi.

" Echo!" joked Obi-Wan.

" My droid brethren, come!" ordered Maul.

" You're a droid?" asked Obi-Wan.

" You'll get it- eventually." stated Qui-Gon.

The two Jedi forced back Maul's object's that he through at them, then he ran to another room.

" YODA DAMNIT!" yelled Obi-Wan.

"...damnit, damnit, mnit, it...damnit..." repeated the echo.

" Shut up!" answered Obi-Wan.

"...up, up, up..." replied the echo.

" Do'h!" cried Obi-Wan.

" This room is 2D. Great." commented Qui-Go as they entered what seemed like a place for sprites, because there was a lot of jumping involved in the process. But they caught up to him.

In the next room, they had to press 2 buttons, while droids blasted at them.

" Ooh! Oh! Ow! Stop blasting at me! Die! You die now!" threatened Obi-Wan.

" Um...I'm waiting." persisted Qui-Gon.

" Fine!" said Obi-Wan eventually.

They stood on the 2 buttons and went after Maul again.

" Could we kill you? Guy who keeps running away from us?" asked Obi-Wan.

They pulled what felt like levers and got to the end. But Obi-Wan got cut off by a laser door, and had to watch Qui-Gon fight Maul alone. He did well, but eventually Darth Maul wounded him.

" NOO!!" cried Obi-Wan. He opened the laser door, and ran to kill Maul, but he hit him down a hole. Obi-Wan grabbed onto a metal bar. He was going to fall, but then he grabbed Qui-Gon's lightsaber, jumped back up and sliced Maul in half.

" Are you ok, Master?" asked Obi-Wan.

"Train Anakin in the ways of the Force...I sensed great strength in him." He then died...

"NO!" cried Obi-Wan again. " We were going to watch T.V. And drink beer all night! WHY?!"

Epilogue "And then he died..." A.K.A The End...

" Wohoo! Messa celebrate!" celebrated Jar Jar.

" I miss Qui-Gon." muttered Obi-Wan.

" I miss him too, Obi-Wan." replied Padme.

" Why's youssa all sad?" asked Jar Jar.

" Qui-Gon battled Maul...on his own because I got cut off. And then he died." explained Obi-Wan.

" Oh..." said Jar Jar.

" Oh!" mocked Obi-Wan.

(cue Star Wars theme music)

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