Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or any of it's characters but I do own Flash, John, Thrift, and Ilidan.

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Chapter 1

Mr. Brunner walked, rather rolled over to me and told me everything about Mrs. Dodds and he told me to fake that we never had a math teacher named Mrs. Dodds. I went along with it because I didn't want any of the mortals think I was going crazy. The mortals thought the same because of the mist. Percy walked over to me. He was bleeding a bit.

"Who's that girl," He asked pointing at a woman standing by a group of students

" Um-a," I couldn't lie to my best friend, but I had to,"a thats our math teacher, did you bump your head on something. She's been hear for the whole year"

"What about Mrs. Dodds," Percy asked.

"Percy, we don't have a Mrs. Dodds," I lied.

Percy went on trying to tell me what happened, but I had to lie for Percy's life. Each time he asked he kept on digging deeper into me only making me want to tell him. But finally I got distracted by the shadows they were coming strait towards us. There were two of them now. One of them was pulling back on the one with his eyes fixed on Percy. I knew who the one that was pulling back on the other one. It was John, the son of Hades and Athena. He was born recently meaning a little over 10000 years ago along with his half brother, Flash, who is the son of Hermes and Athena. John is the god of wind, birds, and shadows. Flash is the god of electricity, running, and flight. They acted like brothers all the time. Man, how could I be so stupid. They were looking after Percy with me.

Within the next instant John popped up into the air pulling on the other shadow who was defiantly not Flash. Slowly the other shadow punched John in the face. He then made a slow descent

towards Percy. He had a blindly bright sword with the tip pointed strait at Percy.

John's POV

Yes, we can leave stupid Percy and pay attention to me because I JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE! So what if Percy is about to die. No, I don't care about him. Listen he is a useless kid and I'm a GOD O.K. I come out on top me that's right I win. Now listen up so we can get back to the story.

Flash's POV

Sorry bro but I'm the star of the show. Hey that rhymes. Cool. To bad I'm not Apollo's son, but he is to busy riding the sun. Okay that wasn't the greatest one, but:

Let's get back to the story,

where I get to punch up some gory.¹

Yes, this is what happened.

I ran just as Percy was about to die,

I grabbed him and started to fly.

We were lucky,

The other guy was ducky.²

We got away,

but had no say.

For when we were gone,

it was already dawn,

and Grover and John were far away.

John's POV

Yes, we leave are heroes behind and pay attention to me! I got punched it the face. I want to go home in the underworld with my dad. It's is really nice down there. Some people think it's really scary and dark, but it is actually really homey. Unless of course you are in the fields of Punishment. Haha to Tantalus, and Sisyphus. I always eat food it front of Tantalus. Okay let's talk about me with my amazing wings, awesome shadow power, and of course my amazingly hot wife, Aphrodite. BOO! YAY! Ares wants to kill me, but he can't cause I am a God. HAHA. Also Hephaestus wants to scorch me in his forges, but he is way to slow. Let's get back to the story.

After I got punched I swooped down to Grover and Mr. Brunner, who I can now say is Chiron the teacher of Jason and Heracles and many other heroes.

"He punched me in my face" I said to Grover as I made my awesome descent to Earth.

"Calm down" Grover and Chiron said in unison.

"John, pick me up and let's fly over to Flash and Percy."

" OK, but first you must say that I'm totally awesome."

" N-O"

" NOW YOU'VE DONE IT YOUR GOING TO DIE" I yelled. And at that moment I grabbed Grover and flew away.

Flash's POV

" Uh I can't think" I said as I was hanging in some weird vine-thing. Then I heard Percy talking to himself saying " It's just a dream, There is no place like home, It's just a dream, It's just a dream, It's just a dream, It's just a dream, It's just a dream.³"

" PERCY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"John come on idiot." I mumbled under my breath.

Almost at that instant I was picked up by a guy with his shirt off with a six-pack. "Show-off" I then kicked him in the stomach and did an amazing free-fall. I started flying on my awesome wings which are more amazing than John's. I nearly caught Percy and Grover. I threw unconscience Percy toward John who caught him in the nick of time. I threw Grover at him too and he threw Percy at me as Grover was screaming like a girl. HEHEHEHE. We were amused so we started playing catch. It was easy with two Gods with six-packs.

"What was that for idiot" John said to me.

"What" I said.

"Ah-nevermind" He said.

With that we headed back to the museum to drop off Percy and Grover. Fine I'll tell you what the vines were all about. It was Thrift, son of Chaos, he is not a god he is a demigod. He is good, but he was under a disease caused by Ilidan, Thrift's demigod brother, and John's slave. He is evil. He made all the diseases you know of, too.

¹Listen I don't care if it doesn't fit in this crappy English language. It still is true, I think

²It's my form of chicken.

³and so on and so on I think you get the idea now if you want this story to be 10000000 pages then

I can continue his whining but I don't think you want that so let's get back to the story.

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