A/N: it is that time again!! Part 2 in Axel's lovely birthday!
Roxas sat alone in the bar looking at Demyx trying to lure Axel to the dance floor
Demyx: Aw come on Axel!
Axel: The only way I'm going out there is if I'm freaking wasted!
Demyx: well we ARE in a bar so that shouldn't be hard…
Roxas looked over at Demyx with Axel standing behind him… he couldn't look either of them in the eye after what happened earlier. He could tell Axel was doing his best to pretend he wasn't there. Why had Axel invited him if he was THAT ashamed?
Demyx: Two shots of tequila on the rocks.
Roxas: do you really think that's such a good idea?
Demyx: sorry I don't think they have wine coolers Foxy Roxie. lol
Roxas: no, I mean, well, Axel's element IS fire and all…
Demyx: no sweat little dude I won't let him get too hott for you.
Bartender: Here you go.
Demyx: thanks
Demyx handed Axel a shot glass and the said cheers. Roxas watched in shock as Axel tilted his head back.
Roxas: NOOOO AXEL!
To Late… Spontaneous combustion.
Demyx: umm… Roxas?
Roxas: What?
Demyx: was that what you were referring too?
Roxas: NO DUH!
They watched their good friend run around, on fire, like a maniac! Lexeus, who just walked in at the time, tried to help by pouring the closest liquid in his reach onto him. Unfortunately for Axel the first liquid in Lexeus's reach was Vodka! Axel's screams of bloody murder became more banshee-like.
Roxas: kind of ironic, huh?
Demyx: how's that?
Roxas: usually he's a pyromaniac and now he is a pyrophobe.
The two of Axel's "friends" started laughing so hard that they didn't hardly notice when an extinguished Axel came back to their side of the bar. Well done white meat I might add!
Axel: And just WHAT do you two think you're laughing at?
Demyx and Roxas: nothing! Glad to see you okay! Hehehe
After that Axel drug the two reluctant nobodies back to Castle Oblivion.
Axel: that's it today has been awful! I'm going to bed and you two knuckleheads better not even try to bother me or all put you both on fire so you can never call yourselves men AGAIN!!
Demyx: Aw come on Axel it hasn't been that bad! Jeez you catch a guy on fire once and you go from friend to enemy on his list! And after all of the planning for your final surprise of the day…
Axel: Final…Surprise…OH GOD. What is it?
Roxas: you have a date!
Just when Axel thought the two finally came up with a good idea Larxene walked in the room. Axel wondered why she was dressed up so fancy, in a dress and all. Then Demyx and Roxas gestured to the lady nobody. That was when Axel remembered why he hated blind dates!
Larxene: Hey baby, where are we going tonight?
Axel: Oh god…
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