OK! Hi everyone!!!! We have a dare and a question. Lol from my good friend SailorPrincess3234.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, or Barney. (hint hint)

I'd like Shigure to read this little not from her, because I'm ttly cracking up and he must. shoves in Shii's face

Shigure: Ok from...SailorPrincess3234. as for a
dare...? I dare Tohru to sing the Barney song wearing a Barney
costume...and...For Kyou to sing a long with her dressed and some other
charter from that show! yes...it's lame...but it's all I could think of! Ja
ne!
cracks up

Me: Yeah, I know! And she also has a question for Tohru. What happened to dear old Tohru's mouth??!! So Tohru...

Tohru: What chu talkin bout?! My damn mouth is effing fine, bitch. What do you care ANYWAY man?!

Kisa: Oh...Sissi...What...blink

Kagura is beating up Kyo, and he's like dying.

Me: Kagura-Chan, My dear friend!?

Kagura: zoom Yes Leafy-Chan?

Me: Can we borrow Kyon-kyon for a moment?

Kagura: WHY? her eyes glinting

ME: Well, we need him for the dare. That's all. Um...you can have him right back after. And laugh at the ridiculousness of it...(is that a word?)

Kagura: Um...hm...I dunnoooo...

Me: Please Kagura-Chan? Psst, Kisacough

Kisa: Yes, Kagura-nee-chan, Please, can we borrow Kyo?

Yuki: Yes Kagura, It would be hilarious to see that STUPID cat...he he.

Kagura: Ok! hands over Kyo

Kyo: WHAT THE HELL?!

Tohru: I agree. You're making us do this?! WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!?!??!!?!?

Me: Look at yourself Tohru-chan! Heee heee hah hah!

Tohru: looks down OMG?! I'm FRICKIN BARNEY??!!!!!???!?!

Me: snicker and my dear Kyon...

Kyo: Ah! I'm that weird dinosouar.

Me: I looked it up on google, your name is BJ. he he.

Kyo: Ah, shit...

Me: Ok, sing guys!

Tohru: sly smile We don't know the lyrics, Author-san.

Me: Oh don't worry. hands them both sheets of paper with lyrics

Tohru and Kyo: Oh DAMN!

Everyone else is cracking up

Me: Ok...

Tohru and Kyo start dancing and singing.

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

-Kyo seems to be SMILING. He's...enjoying this?!

Kagura: Oh my god, Kyo! 0.0 You...freak! Good BYE! Hi Yuki-kun!
And they keep singing

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

Shii-chan and I are cracking up, rolling around on the floor.

Me: HAh hee hee hah!

Yuki: Stupid cat. Hey, Tohru-chhhhaaaaannn! Are you okay in that..?

Tohru: Of course I am, dammit! Why WOULDN'T I be, hm? Dear? vein throbbing

Yuki: 0.0sweatdropHeh, just...wondering.

Kagura: Yuki, my dear. Come here, come here. I made you a rhyme!

Yuki: Shuck!(with an F)

Kagura: Come here, Come here, Yuki My Dear.

Yuki: 0.0 That, is your rhyme?

Tohru: Yeah, I can do better than THAT dude. hah hah hah

Yuki: I love you Tohru-chan.

They kiss pationately...

Tohru: Oh, sorry Yuki darling, but I love Kyo. Thanks though!

Kyo: Damn. I got a WOMAN now...poses weirdly

Tohru: But first...goes around and Kisses Hiro, Shigure, Hatori, Ayame, Akito, Kureno, and all the other guys in the Zodiac plus Wait...AKITO??!!!

Akito(from KODOCHA):Yo.

Tohru: Oh, Akito...HAYAMA?!

Akito poofs away.

Everyone shrugs.

Ichigo: Hey Tohru-chan?

Tohru: Whadda ya want catgirl?!

Ichigo: Can I have Hiro?

Tohru: Why the hell are you asking ME?! Ask Author-san.

Ichigo: Right. turns to me Leafy-sannnnn! Can I have Hiro?

She kisses Hiro(being forced)

Ichigo?

Me: Doesn't that answer your question?

Ichigo: M-hm. Thanks!!!!

Ayame: And-music-THAT concludes today's episode! Join us next time, and Yuki might do something too! Yay!

Me: Bye everyone

Everyone else: Bye Bye Reader!


The End. Wait if it's the end why am I still writing? 0.0 Oh, because yah. People!!!! PLEASE dare someone to do something, or ask a question...

Kisa: pops up Hey...has anyone noticed that Tohru-nee-chan has been oddly nice to Leafy-nee-chan? That's all. Bye.

Me: Bye dearest little sister!!!!! - By the way...I got a review. So someone gave me the idea to make Kisa a stripper...If I don't get a few reviews with dares soon enough, there'll be a WHOLE CHAPTER dedicated to that...he he he

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