Hey everyone! Here's another chapter. Oh. Again, any chapter with Rin MAJOR OOC! So yeah.Also. thanks Akito. At the Disco. I took your idea on Tsuyoshi's gangsta thing... So On with the story:

Me: Hey! My turn to read! From Kuroi Kochou - Black Butterfly, Rin, I dare you to kiss Haru (On the lips) and Hatori, do you ever feel guilty cause you know the girl you're gonna end up with at the end of Fruits Basket is Kana's BEST FRIEND!!?? (I'm not sure if they're best friends, I think they are!)

Ok.

RIN!

Rin: I'm commmiiing!!!!! -happiness-

Haru: Damn. Ok.

Rin: -leans forward and kisses Haru.

Me: That was tooo easy!

Rin: I love everyone!

Haru: Yay!

Rin: -making out with Haru now-

Yay!!!!!

Now Hatori:

Hatori: I end up with Kana's best friend? How...? How could I be so...?

-flashback: Akito: Hatori you're as cold as snow.

So the words he spoke were truth. I shall never love again. For fear of hurting the one I love...-end-

(Random flashback ness)

Tohru: -chewing gum- Hi Hatori.Wait...-looks at stomach- When the hell did YOU GET HERE?! Oh no this is bad...Doctors know everything...eek!

Hatori: Psst. Tohru. Were you planning to tell Kyo about his dad...ness?

Tohru: WAHHH! I did, I did...

Kyo: -sparkly eyes- and I'm so happy too!

(Tohru's pregnant if you didn't know...)

Me: Ok, keeping My promise: Yuki...

Yuki: Fine, I'm coming...

Me: Ok. Tell us about yourself...never saying that again after this...

Yuki: Well. I'm the emo-est guy in Fruits Basket. Like Hatori, I cut every night, see? -shows legs-

Me: You cut...your legs?

Yuki: Yes...I do. M-hm. That's why I don't swim. I don't want anyone to see.

Me: It's ok! My sister does that, and she says it was the dog. Hah hah...yeah right man.Ok. Now I'd like to interview one of my fav characters...--

Shigure: ME?!!!

Me: No. You're a perv. RITSU!!!!!!!!!

Ritsu: I'm sorry to trouble you by taking up your time...

Me: No, it's alright, really! I mean, I told you to come here. And you're like one of my favorite cross dressers, ever!

Ritsu: huh? OH! I'M SO SORRY EVEN AUTHOR-SAN KNOWS WHO I AM AND THAT I'M A CROSS-DRESSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: -laughing so hard- That's why I like you. Because you're always saying sorry so funny...hah. hah...

Ritsu: Huh..? O..k. Well. I'll tell you about me then. I'm Ritsu, the monkey. I'm always sorry for everything...-sniffle sob-

Me: Ok bye Ritsu! See you later! KAGURA-CHAN!!!!!!!!

Kagura: Yay! My turn. All I have to say is that I love Kyo! -rushes out-

Me: Ok, bye! Next is KURENO!!!!

Kureno: Hi. I'm Kureno. I'm gothic. I don't have an animal anymore, it gone. That's all. Bye.

Me: Damn, these are getting-

Tohru: -shorter and shorter? Yeah...weird, huh?

Me: Yeah...Anyway. Next is KYO!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: Damn. I'm Kyo. I want to BEAT THAT DAMN RAT!!!! And I'm currently going out with Tohru. Thank you for letting me be here today. Bye -bows-

Me: Did he just...?

Tohru:...Bow?

Both of us: Woah.

Me: Ok then.Now...Shii-chan!

Shigure: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I win!

Me:...

Shigure: Ok. I'm a novelist. I write-

Me: Yeah we've SEEN what you write dude. It ain't pretty. And like I said before PERVERT!

Shigure: Yes. Yes. I love any high school girl...

Me: Even your flower, Tohru...

Shigure: You already know me. So I'll just go back to being a host...

Me: Thank you. Now...AKITO. Yes, Akito SOHMA...

Akito: Hi. I want to make love with shigure again. This morning was too good...

Me:...yes we know. Because SPOILER! You're really a woman...blah blah...

Akito: Yes. And I would like also to beat Yuki to a pulp. But no. Good bye.

ME: Bye! Yes, there is more...UO!!!!!

Uo: Yo...

Me: Ok. Tell us everything...

Uo: I'm Uotani Arisa. I love Kureno...yah. M-hm. That's all. Oh, yeah. No, that's all.

Me: Ok. Then next is--

Hanajima: Me. I sensed it.

Me: Yes...he he.

Hanajima: I am Hanajima Saki. I like to sense waves. Yes...Thank you for inviting me Leaf-chan.

Me: Oh...you're welcome Any time. Seriously Hana-chan...

Saki(I changed it to that, kay?): Ok. Well I'll be going now. Good bye Leaf-chan. Tohru-kun.

Tohru: Bye Hana-chan!

Saki: Wait. Isn't Tohru-kun up next?

Me: Yes...

Saki: I'll just stay and watch her...

Me: Ok. Tohru, your turn.

Tohru: -giggles- Thanks. I'm Tohru Honda.My mom died. I live with the Sohmas, who think I'm reallly Sexy. And I have to buy condums every day or else I'd be pregnant. And I wouldn't know whose baby is whose...

0.0

Tohru again: And I'm---OH FUCK! I LEFT THE BATH WATER RUNNING! AHH!!! -runs away-

Me: He he...Anyway. Thanks guys for coming! All those people we just interviewed. Those are all the ones you can dare, or ask questions. Thanks!

Now...We have a special guest! TSUYOSHI OHKI From...KODOCHA!!! Also AKITO HAYAMA from Kodocha...

Tsuyoshi: Yo.

Akito: Yo.

Tsuyoshi: Yo dat not cool. No dat not man.

Akito?

Me: Hi guys...Whatcha doin?

Akito: What do you THINK Moron, we're on you're stupid show...

Me: -sigh- Damn it, I'm trapped...

Tsuyoshi: M-hm...dude, wuzzup?!

Me: Nothing. Wuzzup wit Chu?

Tsuyoshi: Nothin'.

Me: look a car! -beeep-

Tsuyoshi: Dammmnnn! Pimpin ride man.

Me: Yup.

Akito: Freaks.

Tsuyoshi: Word.

Me: ...0.0

Everyone:...

Tsuyoshi: Let's sing!

Akito And Me: Let's Not...

Tsuyoshi: Akito-licious definition, make Misako loco.

Akito:...0.0

Me: No, Misako ALREADY loco man!

Tsuyoshi:...

Me: Anyway...Thanks for coming!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: See ya NEXT TIME!!!!

Ichigo: Bye! wink

Almost the end. Ok. Everyone we interviewed today you can dare right. Ok. Well here is an extra list...

Akito SOHMA

Ayame

Saki Hanajima

Hatori

Hatsuharu

Hiro

(all the H's lol)

Kagura

Kisa

Kyo

Momiji

Ritsu

Shigure

Tohru Honda

Arisa Uotani

Yuki Sohma

Rin

Kureno

and also the Yuki fanclub and Kyo fanclub.

Kyo Fanclub members:

Tohru Honda

Leafpelt (Me)

Yuki Fanclub Members: Who cares, I hate Yuki!

Thanks guys! Review and dare and ask...!

Your friend dude

Kyo Rox My Sox

THE REAL END.