Hi! Ok Shigure...read please. He he he...
Shigure: from Aloha ., I wanta see Yuki eat a alive oversized slug thats as big as his hand while haveing a monkey suit on. Dye his hair pink too.
Me: Yuki...
Yuki: Oh god why me?
Me: You're in Fruits Basket that's why...
Yuki: Damn you Author-san.
Me: Go ahead...here -hands Yuki disgusting jar with a giant slug in it-
Yuki: -looks down- Oh, damn monkey suit...-makes monkey sounds- Ewww Ewww...
Everyone: Go on...go on...
Yuki: -closes eyes and chews giant slug- Muhh... -opens eyes and nods- Mm! Yum, I like it!
O.O
Tohru, Kyo, And I: Shit...
Me: That's ok. Yuki.
Yuki: -yum yum!- What?
Me: Wipe off the slug guts -hands towel-
Yuki: Ok now what again?
Me: Pink.
Yuki: Permeanantly...?
Me: Of course. -evil smile-
Yuki: -sigh- Well I already have purple hair anyway...
5 hours later...
Yuki: So...? -pink hair-
Ayame: Oh BROTHER! I LOVE IT! -music- You are so awesome-looking!
Tohru: Oh, poor Yuki... ... ...Oh who am I kidding?! Ha ha Yuki you look GIRLY AND WEIRD!!! HaH!
Kyo: And that is why you're my woman...-kiss-
Everyone: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yuki: T.T -sniffle-
Me: He he Yuki.
Yuki: W-w-what now? I...though we were done..?
Me: OH that was done. He he.
Yuki: 0.0
Me: Yuki?
Yuki: hm...?? -shaking-
Me: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: -sniffle-
Kyo: YEAH! GO LEAFPELT!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!
Everyone starts partying about how mean to Yuki we are...
Ichigo: Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late I was battling a Kirema Anima(A/n- Is that how you spell it?) What did I miss and who's that really familiar Yuki-looking pink-haired girl?
Me: That's Yuki. And by that, and the fact he's eating a slug, you should be able to tell that you missed like the whole show...
Ichigo: Damn dog...
Shigure: Why...? -crying-
Ichigo: Oh not you. Hey...-looks around- where's Hiro?
Me: Oh I didn't even mention did I?
Everyone: NO!
Me: Well he went on a trip to see His good friend Akito Hayama. From Kodocha.
Everyone: Friend?
Me: I know right? That's what I said! Hee Hee...
Kyo: Wait...
Yuki: Wait wait wait!!!!! You mean any of us can just leave whenever we want?!!?!?!?!?!!
Me: Oh, no. You'd think I'd let you hah! No, Hiro got special permission, and Sana came to pick him up. Yeah. Hee Hee. She knows about the curse, don't worry. And anyway, Sana promised she'd bring him back and visit you all...Ok?
Shigure: Sana! Cool!
Ayame: YES! Come on dear Sana come come now!!!!
Me: Ok...Well anyway...
DING DONG!!!!
Me: Oh the door...Bye guys see you next time when I answer the door and a dare...he he Man poor Kyo...
Ichigo: Bye!
Who is at the door? Well obviously...
Anyway. Yeah, sorry if it took a long time to update. I mean for me...yeah. BYE BYE!!!
THE REAL END THIS TIME!
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