Hey everone! We're back and AYAME IS READING...
Before I start: Disclaimer-I don't own Fruits Basket or Kodocha...
And I just want to let you know, um...the part the first part, up till the ruler thing, is BEFORE the door bell rang. Yeah, so...just imagine that...And this chap is rated whatever is between T And M for disgusting behaviour and words...-Kyo...cough-
Me: Oh man Kyo and Tohru are gonna HATE this...
Ayame and Shigure: -snicker- he he...yeah...
Kyo: Why are we gonna hate this?
Tohru: Because we have to kiss or something? Oh Ayame, we'll save you the trouble of reading...
Kyo and Tohru start making out.
Ayame: Hee hee. Ok, this one's from Kuroi Kochou - Black Butterfly. It says..LMAO! This is so funny! Please update! Oh, and I dare Kyo to kiss Akito full on.
Kyo and Tohru stop kissing and stare at Ayame.
Kyo: WHAT???!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!??!?!?
The earth trembles.
Tohru: Why the hell am I supposed to hate this?
Me: Well...Kyo's lips will be...tainted...
Tohru: But Akito's not even a b---
Me: -hits with one of those Kodocha hammers-Quiet! Some people don't know about that...ok?
Tohru: right.
Me: Kyo...Akito...
Kyo: Hell No!!!!!!!
Akito: Yes?
Me: Kissy Kissy
Akito: Come on Kyo, don't be afraid. Just imagine me being Tohru...-snicker- And I'll kill her...
Kyo: No way you...you...you FREAKISH MAN-WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone gasps.
Me: Oh my god, Kyo, that wasn't...
Akito: MAN-WHORE?!!!???! MAN-WHORE?! I AM A MAN-WHORE?! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: No, no you re NOT a man-whore Akito...heh...Um...
Akito: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL--- -falls to the ground-
Me: Ok. Better. Now wake up. And Kyo here...
I put this weird helmet on Kyo where he imagines Akito is Tohru.
Kyo: Tohru? Oh my god you're on the floor!
Akito("Tohru") Wakes up.
Me: Kiss your love, Kyo...-I go over, ready to take the helmet off...-
Kyo leans down, and kisses AKITO passionately. After five hours, they're still kissing. Everyone's trying not to crack up...
Finally I slip the helmet off.
Kyo stops kissing for a second. He looks down at Akito...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else cracks up except Akito...
Akito: Hey! Come back here...
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-cough-
Me: Ok. Sorry, Kyo but that was the dare...now do it when it's actually Akito...
Kyo: Hell no I already did for five effing hours!!
-hee hee-
Me: Do it, or I'll drag Kagura over here
Kyo: She likes Yuki
Me: You think this helmet only has Tohru?
Kyo: 0.0 Ok...-shaking-
Akito and Me: YAY!
Tohru: Tainted...
Kyo goes over and quickly kisses Akito.
Kyo: There done bye...
Me: You can't leave...
Kyo: I'm going to see...uh...who am I seeing again?
Me:...
Kyo: Um...nevermind...
Instant replay of last chapter:
Me: Ok...Well anyway...
DING DONG!!!!
Me: Oh the door...Bye guys see you next time when I answer the door and a dare...he he Man poor Kyo...
Ichigo: Bye!
Me: Ok I'll get the door! -walks over-
Ichigo: Who is it?
Me: Oh my god! It's my bestest friend who I like so much because she gots hyper a lot like me, SANA!!!!!!!! And the guy who is awesome and emo, AKITO (Hayama). Oh and Hiro. And...Babbit? Damn you Babbit
Babbit: I want to be loved!
Me: No. Anyway...
Ichigo: HIRO YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Kisa: -sniffle sniffle cry cry-
Ayame: Sana!!!
Shigure: Sana...
Akito: Akito?
Yuki: Akito! Dude.
Sana: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! HI LEAFY-CHAN AND FRUITS BASKET CHARACTERS! I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akito: Yo.
Babbit: Hi everyone.
Hiro: Kisa!
Ichigo: -grabs Hiro back-
Hiro: I mean...Ichigo!!!!!!!! -cough-
Ichigo: That's better...
Me and Sana: Awwwww poor Kisa-chan!
Me: Sana! Hi!!!
Sana: Hi Leafy-chan.
Me: So how's Mr. Dark and Gloomy over there...?
Sana: The name says it all! Dark, Gloomy, and emo.
Me: Figures...Hey...no Tsuyoshi...?
Sana: No...I mean, he-
Tsuyoshi: I'M COMING!!!!! -runs in-
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Tsuyoshi: Hi sorry I'm late. -shakes my hand- I love Fruits Basket!!!!
Kisa: Hello. I'm Kisa. would you like this chocolate? Tohru-nee-chan gave it to me, but I'm trying to watch my girlish figure...-gives chocolate-
Tsuyoshi: -blushes-Thank you...'Oh she reminds me so much of Aya!'
Me and Sana: Oh no, we all know he has a weakness for gifts...
Me: Yeah, I watched that episode last night...I was bored. -yawn-
Sana: Uh...Tsuyoshi...Kisa...
Me: No wait. For now let them be together. Since Hiro has Ichigo to deal with.
Akito: Like I said, evil cookies from Aya.
Me: Hi Akito!
Akito:...
Me: -sigh- Still the emoest guy ever I see...
Yuki: Ahem. What about me?!
Me: A REAL emo guy wouldn't be saying that. XP
Yuki: -sobs-
Me: Ok. Love time...Hey Tsuyoshi, Kisa!
Tsuyoshi and Kisa: Hm?
Me: Here's 78 bucks. Spend it on some ALONE time...
Tsuyoshi: Why 78?
Me: I dunno...I felt like it...
Tsuyoshi: Ok. Come on Kisa-san...-they skip away, holding hands-
Me and Sana: Awwww!
Me: Which reminds me...Sana here's 62 bucks. Akito, go with her. Somewhere nice and romantic...
Sana: Uh?
Akito: -blushes barely-
Sana: Oh you blushed! Come on let's go!!!!!!!!!
ZOOM!
Me: Ok Kyo, Tohru. Yuki, Kagura. Ichigo, Hiro. Ayame, Shigure. Haru, Rin. And anyone else who wants to go somewhere as a couple. YES THAT INCLUDES KURENO AND AKITO! Bye!
Me: Ok, who's left? Me. Hana, Uo, Ritsu, Momiji...Hm. Well you guys, say bye to the readers...
Uo: Bye.
Hana: I wish you good waves...
Ritsu: I'm sorry I came here. I'm sorry you have to listen to me...-etc-
Momiji: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Peace out everyone!
Almost the end. PLEASE REVIEW! And Sorry Hanajima44! REALLY SORRY!
Anyway, please review...and you'll get a cookie! Or a cupcake? Or any other sugary item you desire. K? BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Preview of next chapter: Actually, this is more like a title...KyoXYuki and Hiro's Answer