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And XxAnimexGoddessxX got a donut.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, Kodocha, TMM or Sesame Street. BUT! I do own 2 kittens! Smoky and Phantom...
Ok. everyone is back, even Hiro now! Akito and Tsuyoshi went home, but Sana's still here! Yay! There will be singing in this chap...Yeah...Anyway. Ichigo reads!
Ichigo: Ok today it's from Kuroi Kochou - Black Butterfly again!...Heh heh! I bet Kyo's thinking: "Oh god, I have to get out of here now!" Hmm... I dare Yuki and Kyo to kiss pasionately, and Hiro, how on earth did you get "special" permission?
Me: Lots of kissing here, ne? Hiro first.
Hiro: I dunno, how did I?
Me: Oh I guess I should answer that. Ok. Well, see I TOTALLY trust Sana right? Yeah, well she promised to bring him back. Plus he wouldn't want to stay in crazy Kodocha anyway.He's Hiro. -shrugs-
Hiro: What's so bad about being me?
Me: Nothing. Just you're not crazy. No offense Sana...
Sana: None taken. I know I am.
Me: Yeah, so am I. I LOVE IT! Oh I'm also the weirdest dude EVER! Really. I am.
Sana: COOL!!!
Me: Oh right dare time. You know, it would be awesome to go to Kodocha land...
Sana: Oh, it is!
Kyo: Hah! Never will I-
Me: Kagura.
Yuki: I won't--
Me: Kagura.
Kyo: She likes--
Me: Helmet.
Kyo and Yuki and Tohru: DAMN!
Tohru: Tainted again...-sob-
Yuki grimaces and leans toward Kyo, who is also grimacing and holding his breath.
Me: Hey Sana, you should take me some time. It'd be cool we could have a whole chapter about it...
Sana: Cool!
Me: Oh right the dare...
Yuki and Kyo are still not kissing, they're only inches apart but won't move. Probably thinking: EW EW EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Me: Sana...-evil grin-
Sana: Yes? -evil grin-
Me: -whisper whisper-
Both: -nod and creep over . Me behind Kyo, Sana behind Yuki...
PUSH! And their lips crunch together.
And away.
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL???!?!?!?!?!
Me: Not passionate enough, and you were going too slow.
Kyo: No-
Me: Kagura.
Yuki: I'd-
Me: Kagura.
Yuki and Kyo: I'D RATHER BE KILLED BY KAGURA THAN DO THAT!!!!!
Me: Fine. Kagura. AND...Yuki, you have to sit alone somewhere with Ayame for 24 hours. And Kyo...well, I won't torture you TOO MUCH. Only, every time you try to kiss Tohru for the rest of the story, you get thrown into Sesame Street for a show...-wink wink-
Kyo: wink?
Me: whisper: I won't really, but PLEASE do it I'll just lock you in a room with Kagura for an extra hour than I said.
Kyo and Yuki: Better than kissing...
Me: Fine. Yuki a week with Aya. Kyo, a MONTH with Kagura. And only one bed. -whisper to Kyo: No, I'll let you leave during the night, but go back during the day...-
Kyo and Yuki: -crying- Fine.
They lean in, and kiss pationately.
2 Days Later...
Me: Ok, guys. You can stop now. That as enough...
They keep kissing.
Tohru is crying.
Me: Tohru-cha, try to sop them...
Toru: It won't work, but I'll TRY...Stop kissing Kyo, I love you.
Kyo: -stops- FINALLY! That disgusted me.
Damn.
Me: Anyway...-vein throbbing- yeah.
Ichigo: Robot style, Robot Grace, Robot Power In Your Face.
Silence.
Me: YAY! GO ICHIGO!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU GO ROBOT GIRL!!!!!!!
More Silence. Cough.
Ichigo: Thank you...?-blink-
Me: Ok...
Ayame: Hello! How is everyone? -humming- (and music)
Gure: Weee That was fun! I'm so happy!
Me: You guys sure are happy...why?
Gure: Oh, we took an EXTRA LONG TIME spending your money
Ayame: At the Inn down the street.
Shigure: Ayaa...-the look-
Ayame: Gure...-the look-
Both: YES!
Me: Not in front of the children...-sigh-
Sana: PERVETS!
Me: Ditto.
Everyone else: So true...
Me: Sana...-the look-
Babbit: Welcome to PervertsVille...-flys away-
Me: Iwas kidding BABBIT!
Sana: Hey, why is Babbit here?
Me: I dunno. I swore Babbit was a guy...
Sana: Ughhh you ARE a perv!
Me: No, no...On the website. Kodocha.tv. Yeah. It says babbit is a GIRL.
Sana: NO WAY!
Me: It says blah blah..."SHE also narrates at times..." blah blah. Seriously!
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-sigh-
Sana: Hey, let's sing a song about Mr. Hayama!
Me: Oh, that weirdo one?
Sana: Yeah yeah that one!
We start singing: He's some weirdo, that Mr. Hayama...
Me: Bye everyone!
Ichigo: Thanks for reading.
Shigure: Review!
Ayame: Yay! Bye. Come on Gure, we still have some money left. Let's go to that Inn again...
Gure: No, a different one...they said we made too much noise last time...Bye.
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Gure And Aya are WEIRD!!!! Anyway, the end. Review please. Again I'm sorry Hanajima44.-
Um. THE END!
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