Wow. I'm finally updating. O.O Crazyness... Aaya's reading. Sorry for not updating for like 20 million years!!!!

Me: Hi!

Ayame: YAY! I get to read the awesomest dares ever!

Me: Shut up and read it!

Ayame: That makes no sense at all...

Me: Read.

Ayame: This is from KaidaThorn...I dare Kyo and Kyo Sohma Rox My Sox to go on a date and then at the end I dare then to make out for 10 hours (sorry Tohru)
Then I dare Yuki to put on a dress and make out with any ZodiacBOY and whoever he chooses has to wear a dress, but if he doesn't choose Kyo Sohma Rox My Sox gets to choose for him.
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Me: Heh...I like the way you think. Mooo ah hahahaha!

Haru: Are you MOCKING me?

Me: Maybe -sticks tongue out- Anyway. Where's Kyonkichi? Hmmmmmmmmm...hum, hum, hum...

Kyo is not anywhere...

Tohru: OMG! Where's Kyo?!

Me: Why can't you be nice to other people like that Ru-chan?

Tohru: It's your fault! You're the author!

Me: O.O Damn me!

I look under a rock, and...sure enough! There's Kyo!

Me: Yay!!!! Kyonkichi, you must come out of there or else I'll get Kagura to stop crying and come get you.

Kyo: XP Grrrrrr! -comes out from under the rock-

How did he fit therE?

...Oh well.

Me: C'mon, Kyonkichi!!!!!!!!

Tohru: DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...! Kyo is mineeeee!!!

Me: -shrugs- Hey, I wasn't the darer, I'm just the dare-ee. (Huh?)

Tohru: Right! Ok, where's the damn 'darer' dude?! -runs after KaidaThorn-

Me: Oops, oh well...

Kyo sighs and we go on a date. We end up walking in the park, and I'm MAKING him hold my hand. A bit Kagura-ish. But I wouldn't hurt him...

Kyo: Owwww! Stop squeezing my hand so hard!

Me: Oh, sorry...-I let go of his hand altogether-

Kyo's very surprised. So...we keep walking.

Me: Awwwww!!!! A kitty!

Yup yup, there's a kitty right in front of us. She's all black. I kneel down to pet her.

Me: Why don't we call you...Nikki? How's that?

Nikki meows.

Kyo: -sigh- She said she likes that name

Nikki meowed again...

Kyo: She wants to be your cat.

Me: -picks up Nikki- Awesome, Kyonkichi!!!! Man, totally awesome!!!!!!!!!! You can like translate! COOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyo looks at me weird, and we keep walking...

Then we finally get back to the magical chamber room that no one can get out of 'cept me and whoever I say can...

Me:, Ok Kyonkichi! I'm timing the make out...starting--

Kyo: HELL NO!!!! Dammit, I went on a date with you! Even though it wasn't all as bad as I thought it'd be, I am NOT doing THAT!

Me: Hey, I'm just fulfilling wishes...Besides, at least Tohru's not here! And, Kagura-chan could, should, and WILL be here if you don't hurry up and do it!

Kyo looks really pissed, but he shrugged.

So I put the timer on, and we started making out. Kyo was not enjoying this. And, after about 5 hours, niether was I...But, we kept our promise.

It just so happened, that we started making out at 2 PM. So, when we finished, it was about midnight.

I took a deep breath and we both started panting. Everyone else had fallen asleep. Ggggr!

So I got this mega phone, and I put it over Sana Kurata's mouth, and she screamed WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

And everyone did.

Me: YuYu, pick someone. (YuYu, Kyonkichi, and Ru-chan are evil nick names from my other story, Don't Forget You love him. Yeah. ...)

Yuki: Nuh-uh!!!! And I'm not putting on a dress either!

Me: -snicker- oh you AREN'T?

Yuki: -looks at himself- AHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Pick, or I WILL.MUA HA HA HA...Ha.

Yuki: HELL NO! No one's picking, man! I'm getting out of here!

Me: Hm...Kureno-san?

Kureno: No. No-no-no.

Me: Ok...hmmmmmmmmmmm. Haru's no fun...Akito would kill me...Hatori...hm...Hatori! Nah, Hatori might actually go along with it cuz he's cool...Shigure would love to...Akito's a girl, more importantly...Ayame's just too willing...Hiro is Kisa's b.f., I wouldn't do that too poor Kisa-chan...Momiji would be...Ritsu!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki: No! No, I'll choose, it's ok!

Me: tooo late! Ritsu, c'mere. It's really no fun that he wears a dress, but the fun part is that they're gonna make out!

Ritsu: I'M SORRY YUKI! I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH ME--

Me: Ritsu! I'll be happy if you make out with him, shut up, and you won't have to say sorry!

Ritsu: Ok.! -smiles-

Yuki: Ritsu...no.

Ritsu goes right up and starts making out with Yuki. Yuki gets into it...scarily. He runs his fingers through ritsu's long hair.

Me: O.O STOP!

They stop suddenly.

Me: All right, that was gross. It's gonna scar me and the viewers emotionally for life! Ewwww YuYu! Why did you do that?

Yuki: -shrugs- I dunno...

Me: Ewwww...Well, anyway. Next chapter shall be TohruXKisa, Black Haru(?)Satan. O.O And It'll be in like 4 seconds, is when it's coming out...Bye ness.

P.S- Kagura is still crying..(