Ho-la! This is the second chapter. It's random but a plot's developing[Slightly XD In this chapter, we have note passing, hotties, and…pedo gym teachers? O.O

Yep. That's my fanfic! Anyway, R&R plz!

Oh, and the excitement starts brewing in this chappie!

Chapter Two:

Meet the Cult

"No Candy, No Kidnap!"

Suddenly screaming erupted from the fangirls crowding the hallway. They all ran at Gaara and Sasuke, the hottest guys in school.

"This is why they should let us bring guns to school," Haru commented.

Enko and Kaname nodded.

The three girls stood protectively in front of the targets. Kaname, Haru, and Enko each pulled out a portable bottle of bleach.

"Got the holy water?" Kaname asked the other two, pointing to the bleach. (Bleach is Holy Water, I swear!)

The girls smirked and nodded.

As the rabid fangirls drew nearer, Enko began squirting them with bleach. Haru and Kaname followed suit.

Throughout the crowd girls were screaming, "My shirt!" And "My hair!"

Gaara and Sasuke chuckled behind their bodyguards.

"And we, my friends, are the cult. Remember it! Fear it! Fucking run from it!" The three 'bodyguards' yelled out in unison.

From somewhere in the crowd a certain blond-boy yelled out, "AND BELIEVE IT!"

"That's right Naruto! I'm buying you Ramen dinner tonight!" Kaname yelled back.

"Woo-hoo!!!" Naruto screamed, running down the hall to his class.

All of the fangirls followed suit, running away to their classes. A few boys who were in the crowd frowned at the girls' obsessions with Gaara and Sasuke.

"Poor guys," Enko said, "they'll never get girlfriends as long as you two are here." She turned to Gaara and Sasuke, grinning.

"Let's get to class, already," Haru urged. Miss perfectionist couldn't afford to miss class, afterall.

The group strolled down the main hall to their selective classes.

Unfortunately, they could not convince the headmistress, Tsunade, to let them have all the same classes. Kaname and Gaara went to advanced biology. Haru went to advanced calculus. Enko and Sasuke went to Phys Ed.

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Kaname sat down in a chair at the back of the class room. Gaara sat next to her, in the corner seat. Class began as usual, dull and boring.

After about fifteen minutes, the person in front of her (Shikamaru) passed Kaname a note.

It read: "You seen the new guy?"

Kaname cocked an eyebrow. 'No…' She thought, pouting slightly.

She scribbled her reply on the note and smoothly passed it back to Shikamaru.

He read it and passed it back, something else scribbled on it.

He had written: "Girls are going crazy over him…Like Sasuke and insomniac over there, he's totally impassive when it comes to the girls. He doesn't show any liking in anyone really."

'Huh,' Kaname thought. 'Interesting…verrrrry interesting'

She wrote her thoughts down and passed the note back.

She whispered to Gaara, "new guy we need to check out."

Gaara nodded.

"And," Kaname continued, having just received the note back from Shikamaru, "he's in all of Haru's super advanced classes!"

"Hn," Gaara replied, "we'll meet him at lunch then."

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Haru sat in her super advanced calculus class in the back of the room. She was pulling out her notes and homework when someone sat in the seat next to her.

Haru looked up to see a guy with chocolate brown hair pulled back at the tips in a pony-tail holder. He looked at her with creamy-colored glossy eyes. His face was sculpted perfectly…

'Is he a fucking angel?' Haru thought, astounded.

She looked back down at her notes, and pulled out a pencil. The teacher began scribbling complex math problems on the board.

The boy scribbled the problems down on his own notebook, focused on the class.

Haru continuously glanced up at him from her own notes.

"Need something?" the boy asked, not looking away from the problem the teacher was working out.

"Er…" Haru stuttered.

The boy shrugged, checking his notes. "Okay then."

Haru looked back to her own notes, again. 'He's not a total ass…but he's still an ass.'

Haru scribbled on her paper. Something was wrong with the teacher's problem.

"It's wrong," Haru said, more to herself than anyone else.

The boy looked at her, skeptical.

"What was that miss?" The teacher regarded Haru.

"Um, you've worked the problem out wrong."

"I don't believe-" the teacher paused re-reading her problem.

"Yes," the boy cut in, "you have…see the twelfth step on the forty-fifth measure?"

"It should be fifty-two, not twenty-eight," Haru added.

"Oh, my," the teacher said, as she corrected her work. "Bonus points Haru and….?"

"Neji," the boy stated. "Neji Hyuuga."

"New guy, that's right. Mr. Hyuuga." The teacher nodded her approval.

"Nice catch," Neji whispered to Haru, looking straight at her now.

"Eh, thanks," Haru said, smiling. 'Wow, hot and smart. He's totally gonna need a cult-initiation.'

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In Phys Ed everyone was buzzing about the new hottie in eleventh grade. Enko rolled her eyes at the gossip.

The Phys Ed class required a stupid uniform that consisted of a loose blue tank and short red shorts for the girls and a loose t-shirt and longer red shorts for the guys.

Enko and Sasuke hung out in a corner of the gym doing warm-up stretches.

"I wonder who this guy is," Enko wondered aloud.

Sasuke shrugged, "Dunno, but apparently he's in a zillion advanced classes."

"Like the ones Haru-chan takes?"

Sasuke nodded.

Enko pulled Sasuke by the arm to the rest of the Phys Ed students, which were not many. A bunch of guys and a few non-fangirls made up the class.

'People are so lazy,' Enko thought.

"Alright, alright," Sasuke chuckled, "you don't have to rip my arm off."

Enko grinned at him.

The gay pedo Phys Ed teacher emerged from the middle of the students saying, "alright children, children, let's play some…dodge ball!"

"Woo," Enko pumped her fist in fake enthusiasm.

"That's what I wanna see little girl! Keep up the energy, child!" The teacher winked at Enko.

Enko shivered. "Ewwies."

Sasuke laughed, "C'mon. This is so lame."

The dodge ball game began, twelfth graders versus eleventh graders.

Enko dodged random balls being thrown at her, occasionally checking around for the teacher. She needed to make sure he didn't kidnap her and rape her in the middle of class, after all.

The game went well, no one getting violated.

Enko went into the locker room, changed, and as she emerged she was confronted by…the PEDO TEACHER.

Enko was the last one in the gym, apparently. 'Shit,' she thought.

"Hello child…" The teacher hissed.

"Er, hi Mr. Orochimaru," Enko squeaked.

She began to back up, but Orochimaru grabbed her shoulders, pulling her towards him.

"LET ME GO!" Enko screamed.

"Shhhhh little girl," Orochimaru hissed.

"NO!" Enko shot back. "DAMN BASTARD!"

Sasuke was in the locker room, planning to leave the back way like he usually did, when he heard screams. Something like 'no, you stupid pedophile….not worth it without candy…'

"That's got to be Enko." Sasuke concluded.

"But I have a white van," Orochimaru argued.

"No candy, no kidnap!" Enko yelled.

Orochimaru tried to lick Enko's face, but was stopped in his attempt by a strong hand pulling him back by his hair.

"I don't think so," Sasuke said.

Sasuke yanked Orochimaru off of Enko, making Enko land on the ground with an 'oof.'

"Sorry, En," Sasuke regarded Enko. He slammed Orochimaru on the ground and threw a dodge ball at him.

"Let's go," Sasuke extended his hand to Enko.

"I can get up myself, thanks," She stuck her tongue out at him.

Sasuke scoffed, "A simple 'thank you' would suffice."

Enko grinned. "Thank you, Sasuke-kuuun," she said, mocking the fangirls.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "C'mon. We have second period together, too, right?"

Enko nodded. "Yep. I think we have the same classes up until lunch, actually."

"Oh, joy," Sasuke said in mock-sarcasm. "Let's stay away from the pedophiles, shall we?" He chuckled.

Um, so there you go? Those were my first two chapters. Hope you liked 'em! I'll definitely update soon!!

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